20th of April

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Tomorrow is the 20th of April.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11902

Correct, well at least according to the calendar I use, that is.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Apr 19, 2009 20:48

Tomorrow is criminal law exam.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

LewieP wrote:

Tomorrow is the 20th of April.

Only if you let it be. You can make tomorrow anything you want. Be the man. Seize the day. Let's built a better future.

Hugh · **Posted:** Sun Apr 19, 2009 21:05

Dare to believe.

nickachu · **Posted:** Sun Apr 19, 2009 21:35

Thanks.

Plissken · **Posted:** Sun Apr 19, 2009 21:54

Tomorrow is another day.

Derek The Halls · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3742

Tomorrow is the day I go see John Parish and Polly Jean Harvey live at the O2 Academy, London. It's going to be super awesome, I know.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sun Apr 19, 2009 23:27

Tomorrow I have to go to hospital and undergo a general anaesthetic (ugh) for sinus surgery, which more or less involves them slamming a massive drill up my nose. Meep!

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Well none of you get the significance of the date tomorrow.

4/20

tossrStu · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1326

Lewie, tomorrow.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Two years since I slept in Hyde Park or Regents Park (I forget which) in my work clothes? That's not a national holiday already, surely?

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:20

LewieP wrote:

Well none of you get the significance of the date tomorrow.

4/20

Oh, I get it it. It's to do with cannabis use as those waccy types who like the left haded tobacco all have a party and identify with each other over cannabis subculture as they are all, like so cool. I say "subculture" I actually mean students, the unemployed and those too mentally ill due to cannabis use to actually work.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

"Mali"'s been a typo of "Mail" this whole time!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

LewieP wrote:

Well none of you get the significance of the date tomorrow.

4/20

20/4, I assume you mean.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

LewieP wrote:

Well none of you get the significance of the date tomorrow.

4/20

Oh, I get it it. It's to do with cannabis use as those waccy types who like the left haded tobacco all have a party and identify with each other over cannabis subculture as they are all, like so cool. I say "subculture" I actually mean students, the unemployed and those too mentally ill due to cannabis use to actually work.

POTW!

Good luck in the crim law exams, by the way. Whatever you do, don't forget to pass comment on the amusing hypocrisy of judges who wear garters passing judgment on whether nailing planks of wood to each others' cocks is unusual and against public policy.

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:26

I really need to go to the bathroom (big jobs) but the delivery man is coming and noones here

:'(

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:39

Tomorrow is the 21st, and I'm going to see the WWE at the O2

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:43

All of my beach fishing gear for this season is arriving.

Can't wait !!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:41

Grim... wrote:

Tomorrow is the 21st, and I'm going to see the WWE at the O2

and my payday

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

Lewie? Wa'appen today, yo?

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

DavPaz wrote:

Lewie? Wa'appen today, yo?

It is a traditional (for novelty purposes only) day to smoke a lot of cannabis.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:51

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:54

Can't remember.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

I'm not really sure.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Best thread ever.

Plissken · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:07

And here is me thinking he was announcing when he was getting his next blow job.

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:10

4/20 WRITE DATES YANKEE-STYLE EVERY DAY

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:16

11:16 and still no fishing gear.

devilman · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 13:38

Grim... wrote:

Tomorrow is the 21st, and I'm going to see the WWE at the O2

It's also the Queen's birthday tomorrow. Whether she's going along to the O2 to celebrate, I'm not sure.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 13:48

Grim... wrote:

Tomorrow is the 21st, and I'm going to see the WWE at the O2

It was in Nottingham last night, and was quite good, apparently.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

devilman wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Tomorrow is the 21st, and I'm going to see the WWE at the O2

It's also the Queen's birthday tomorrow. Whether she's going along to the O2 to celebrate, I'm not sure.

She's headlining in a TLC match against King Juan Carlos of Spain.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 13:54

Are both their crowns going to be suspended from the ceiling? Whoever wins gets to keep both Spain and the UK?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Yeah. So expect to be (somehow) reigned over by Edge as of Monday.

Plissken · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 14:12

myp wrote:

Are both their crowns going to be suspended from the ceiling? Whoever wins gets to keep both Gibraltar?

Fixed, because my way is a much better satire.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

It's totally fixed, by the way.

devilman · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 14:25

Craster wrote:

devilman wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Tomorrow is the 21st, and I'm going to see the WWE at the O2

It's also the Queen's birthday tomorrow. Whether she's going along to the O2 to celebrate, I'm not sure.

She's headlining in a TLC match against King Juan Carlos of Spain.

Who can forget their last, very brief, match? Juan Carlos bowed to the Queen at the start of the bout, leaving him wide open to the HRHDDT and that was that.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 14:35

"William Regal? He sounds delightful. I'm sure he'll... Phillip! Why is he talking like he's in a bad Jason Statham film?"

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

HEH at the idea of Brenda watching Crank or the Transporter.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Grim... wrote:

a bad Jason Statham film

Depending on your perspective, either they are all bad, or there are no bad ones.

Plissken · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 14:38

Mr Chris wrote:

HEH at the idea of Brenda watching Crank or the Transporter.

Deliver ones package, or one will kick one's arse. Motherfucker.

sdg · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 14:43

awesome thread!

Plissken wrote:

And here is me thinking he was announcing when he was getting his next blow job.

POTW!

Craster wrote:

devilman wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Tomorrow is the 21st, and I'm going to see the WWE at the O2

It's also the Queen's birthday tomorrow. Whether she's going along to the O2 to celebrate, I'm not sure.

She's headlining in a TLC match against King Juan Carlos of Spain.

POTW!

http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/420.asp

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

Plissken wrote:

Deliver one's package, or one will kick one's arse. Mumsie-fucker.

FTFY

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Well, my business associate is unavailable til 5.30.

I'm going to sit in the sun with a cider.

Plissken · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 15:28

DavPaz wrote:

Plissken wrote:

Deliver one's package, or one will kick one's arse. Mumsie-fucker.

FTFY

You know what over-egging the pudding is? That. That is what it is. You overegged the pudding. Your pudding? Over-egged.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

Plissken wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Plissken wrote:

Deliver one's package, or one will kick one's arse. Mumsie-fucker.

FTFY

You know what over-egging the pudding is? That. That is what is it. You overegged the pudding. Your pudding? Over-egged.

Mmm... eggy.

sdg · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 15:32

FTFY? I think so far, this is the only acronym I have been unable to decipher. Please put me out of my misery. Preparing to kick myself.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

For The First Yoghurt?

Fixed That For You

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Fear The Frothy Yeomen.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 15:36

Find That Frosty Yak.

Be Excellent To Each Other

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