Be Excellent To Each Other

Terrible.


Sheer tedium.

Brave of Curtis to make a joke of a conspiracy to rape, though. That was the high point. The main evil character is called "Twatt", I see what they did there. The rest is disjointed, unfunny, and the whole thing drags on and on. The biggest joke that seems to have been written in is "Hey, Nick Frost is really fat, and wears glasses, but still gets girls!" and Rhys Ifaans seems to be trying to be Eyeball Paul, but in the 1960s.

I laughed more at the mad, pissed up old bloke on the bus on the way home, shouting, in the Frank Gallagher style "Bloody students! I've got to get off 200m earlier now as you are making so much noise! I hope you all fail...media studies!" at some raucous 18 year old lasses who were wearing two thirds of four fifths of fuck all and singing.

Avoid at all costs, as it's 2 hours you won't see again, and you're better off spending it getting drunk in the pub and being lairy on the bus. But only if the mad man is there.

Richard Herring Agrees

Malc

Tim Lovejoy was correct. So very, very correct

DESPITE THE FACT THAT MRSA HAD SEEN THIS REVIEW WE STILL FUCKING WENT.

NGH!