List me some shit

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:04

You've met someone. It might be for the first time, it might be your wife, doesn't matter. But! You can't assume they have any possessions, and you can't assume they're in a specific location.
Please finish this sentence: Person A and Person B...

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:05

have a nice chat
run around in circles
skip together
play thumb war
get it on
argue

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

play on a GX4000.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:06

...meet Person B and Person A and become the hottest Pop dance act of the 70s

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:07

chinnyhill10 wrote:

play on a GX4000.

Gah! Chinny raises a good point! You can't assume they possess anything.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:07

Trombone
Tango
Breakdance
have a nice cup of tea
discuss Nintendos Starpoint stealing antics
play Gears of War 2 on Insane
Wobble

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:08

moan about the impersonal nature of their descriptions
talk about Paul Carr
compare genitalia

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

whip their cocks out and commence a battle of cock-jousting?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:08

Zardoz wrote:

Trombone
have a nice cup of tea
play Gears of War 2 on Insane

No good!

Zardoz wrote:

Tango
Breakdance
discuss Nintendos Starpoint stealing antics
Wobble

Excellent!

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:09

devilman wrote:

moan about the impersonal nature of their descriptions
talk about Paul Carr
compare genitalia

Genius!

Quote:

whip their cocks out and commence a battle of cock-jousting?

Fits, but I probably won't use that one

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11874

exist? How metaphysical are we talking about here? Do they think? Can they think?

Quote:

...meet Person B and Person A and become the hottest Pop dance act of the 70s

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Grim... wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

play on a GX4000.

Gah! Chinny raises a good point! You can't assume they possess anything.

It's OK, it's not their GX4000.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38614

have a staring contest

edit: this is for the little people isn't it?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:12

Hide under a table
Read Guns & Ammo
Mince like MaliA

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10143

shuffle awkwardly while they try to think of mindless chit-chat that isn't about the weather.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:12

Bobbyaro wrote:

exist? How metaphysical are we talking about here? Do they think? Can they think?

They are computer game characters.

@Dav: Yes.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:13

Zardoz wrote:

Hide under a table

No!

Zardoz wrote:

Read Guns & Ammo

No!

Zardoz wrote:

Mince like MaliA

Yes!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38614

... compare Jimmy Saville impressions.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:14

Kill an Icelandic Banker
Piss in an alley
Howl at the moon
Starjump
Scat

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:15

Zardoz wrote:

Kill an Icelandic Banker

Yes!

Zardoz wrote:

Piss in an alley

No!

Zardoz wrote:

Howl at the moon

No! (can't assume the time)

Zardoz wrote:

Starjump

Yes!

Zardoz wrote:

Scat

Yes! Both types!

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

Have some fruit from that nice looking tree in the corner thereby incurring God's wrath and subsequent eviction from the Garden of Eden. Also the need to cover up naughty bits.
Spend a fair bit of time together sorting out each others problem only for Person B to realise he is actually a ghost and was shot to death by Person Wahlberg earlier on.
Discuss SQL.
Run to the Hills. Run for Their Lives.
Do Kung Fu.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:15

Pretend to be Spitfires
Gargle
Blow and catch kisses
Flick V's

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11874

Compare pixels.
Investigate the theory of relativity using a blade of grass, a water molecule and a tea strainer they found lying on the floor, just where they met.
Investigate if a plane on a treadmill will take off.
Oggle women
Oggle men
Oggle each other.
Fight
Dance
Raise the Dead

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38614

Zardoz wrote:

Pretend to be Spitfires
Gargle
Blow and catch kisses
Flick V's

My word he's getting the hang of it!

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:17

Trousers wrote:

Have some fruit from that nice looking tree in the corner thereby incurring God's wrath and subsequent eviction from the Garden of Eden. Also the need to cover up naughty bits.

No religion!

Trousers wrote:

Spend a fair bit of time together sorting out each others problem only for Person B to realise he is actually a ghost and was shot to death by Person Wahlberg earlier on.

Er... No!

Trousers wrote:

Discuss SQL.

Yes!

Trousers wrote:

Run to the Hills. Run for Their Lives.

I love it to death, but I can't move them, or suggest they moved. Neither could they die with their boots on

Trousers wrote:

Do Kung Fu.

Brilliant!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:17

Curl up in a ball
Catch a fart in cupped hands
Pick teeth
Sniff fingers

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Heh - LSav 4?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:19

Point and laugh
Truffle Shuffle
Insult Myp
Pretend to be trapped in a glass box
Hold their breath

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:19

Bobbyaro wrote:

Compare pixels.

I love this one

Bobbyaro wrote:

Investigate the theory of relativity using a blade of grass, a water molecule and a tea strainer they found lying on the floor, just where they met.

Good, but no!

Bobbyaro wrote:

Investigate if a plane on a treadmill will take off.

Yes!

Bobbyaro wrote:

Oggle women

Yes!

Bobbyaro wrote:

Oggle men

Yes!

Bobbyaro wrote:

Oggle each other.

Yes!

Bobbyaro wrote:

Fight

Repetition!

Bobbyaro wrote:

Dance

Repetition!

Bobbyaro wrote:

Raise the Dead

No!

@Mr Chris - :|

@Zardoz - On fire!

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:20

reticulate their pythons

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:23

Talk about bus adverts
Pretend to be Irish
Head spin
Piggyback

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49239

Do impressions of giraffes
Stand on each other's shoulders to make one really tall 'person'
Play slaps/knuckles
Morosely contemplate their own mortality.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10143

Ignore BikNorton's contribution.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:26

Now could someone put all these into a PHP multi-array alongside how well (as a percentage) they'd have to be getting on with each other for these things to happen, and restrictions based on age / sex / relationship?

KTNX

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

Get fired by Sir Alan Sugar
Ping each other
Inspect each other for fleas
Look for Maddie

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:28

Sing Old Macdonald backwards
Pull pants down
Do 'The Crab'
Spoon
Lie on the floor making a 'T'
Pick at each others hair like chimps

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:29

Spook!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:30

stand on one leg
Yodel
Wipe nose down arm
Applaud each others 'Archer' pose

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:31

This is ace. Prepare for a lot of this stuff!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49239

Wear each other's clothes
Compare man tits
Prove Fermat's Last Theorum

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:31

Consider lillies.
Tilt at windmills.
Grasp the mettle.
Allow one thing to lead to another.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:32

Pretend to be Derek Acorah
Do all the actions to Superman
Run in slow motion
Blow fingers like a fired gun

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49239

Screw their courage to the sticking place

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

Hum like fridge
Erode
That would be an ecumenical matter
Drink
Feck
Arse

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:33

Craster wrote:

Wear each other's clothes

No!

Craster wrote:

Compare man tits

Yes!

Craster wrote:

Prove Fermat's Last Theorum

Didn't someone already do that using doughnuts? Or am I getting my Theorum's confused? Is it x²*y²=z² ?

[edit]No, x^n + y^n != z^n where n > 2. But I was close.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:33

Look for Schrödinger's cat
Act Welsh
Bite lips
sniff pits

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:33

DROP TABLE

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:35

kalmar wrote:

DROP TABLE

Hahaha!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 14:35

Wheelbarrow
Hi5
Lean back to back
Bite nails

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

Graze
Stare at the Sky
Stare at the Sun
Kill an Arab
Shout HELLO TITLER

Be Excellent To Each Other

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