Michael Jackson's shopping list

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 16:05

Then spend it on this shit http://coolmaterial.com/cool-list/24-ri ... day-items/

Best one for me, is the first one:

That's a lump of concrete worth $3500. This is because it's been molded inside an expensive vase, which is then shattered to give you the ugly concrete. For fuck's sake.

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

Dimrill wrote:

That's a lump of concrete worth $3500. This is because it's been molded inside an expensive vase, which is then shattered to give you the ugly concrete. For fuck's sake.

Looks like an alsation with its head burst open.

Rodafowa · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 16:15

Trousers wrote:

Dimrill wrote:

That's a lump of concrete worth $3500. This is because it's been molded inside an expensive vase, which is then shattered to give you the ugly concrete. For fuck's sake.

Looks like an alsation with it's head burst open.

You mean "a pretty butterfly".

myp · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 16:16

Rodafowa wrote:

Trousers wrote:

Dimrill wrote:

That's a lump of concrete worth $3500. This is because it's been molded inside an expensive vase, which is then shattered to give you the ugly concrete. For fuck's sake.

Looks like an alsation with it's head burst open.

You mean "a pretty butterfly".

I get this! I'm finally a nerd!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 16:17

myp wrote:

I get this! I'm finally a nerd!

*reality dissolves*
LEVEL 2

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 16:21

Dimrill wrote:

Then spend it on this shit http://coolmaterial.com/cool-list/24-ri ... day-items/

Best one for me, is the first one:
[ugly thing]
That's a lump of concrete worth $3500. This is because it's been molded inside an expensive vase, which is then shattered to give you the ugly concrete. For fuck's sake.

I don't like that particular thing, but I like the idea behind it for some reason.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 16:23

I'd like to pour some jelly into a Tomcat, then when it's set break the Tomcat around it. Then eat the jelly.

Has anyone got a Tomcat we can do that with?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 16:23

Oh Lord. People who have been round my place may know that I've got one (or several of one) of the items on that list.
[edit]And I love the toilet seat.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 16:24

Grim... wrote:

Oh lord. People who have been round my place may know that I've got one (or several of one) of the items on that list.

You've got several gold backpacks?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 16:24

myp wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Oh lord. People who have been round my place may know that I've got one (or several of one) of the items on that list.

You've got several gold backpacks?

Like I'd fucking let you in my house.

:kiss:

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

myp wrote:

Doc Gaywood once PM'd me after he spotted a Watchmen reference in one of my posts. The Linux bumming nerd-o-tron daren't even come out on the forum at that point. Soon as the film comes out he's all over it like Chris Brown's bling on Rihanna's face.

Epic lulz. Also, what what?

SHIT GUESS WHICH MOD HIT EDIT AND NOT QUOTE. Trousers, I'm really sorry. --DocG

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 16:25

Grim... wrote:

Oh Lord. People who have been round my place may know that I've got one (or several of one) of the items on that list.
[edit]And I love the toilet seat.

i AM PLEASED YOU HAVE BOG ROLL NI YOUR HOUSE AS WELL.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 16:27

Grim... wrote:

Like I'd fucking let you in my house.
:kiss:

It is your wildest fantasy, and you know it.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 16:27

MaliA wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Oh Lord. People who have been round my place may know that I've got one (or several of one) of the items on that list.
[edit]And I love the toilet seat.

i AM PLEASED YOU HAVE BOG ROLL NI YOUR HOUSE AS WELL.

Winner.
I have black.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 16:28

Black toilet paper? How can you tell when your arse is clean?

myp · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 16:28

How do you know if the poo's been smeared thin enough on your arsehole, then?

-edit- I can't believe Dimrill's question was less crude than mine.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 16:30

Dimrill wrote:

Black toilet paper? How can you tell when your arse is clean?

The butler stops wiping.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Trousers wrote:

Doc Gaywood once PM'd me after he spotted a Watchmen reference in one of my posts. The Linux bumming nerd-o-tron daren't even come out on the forum at that point. Soon as the film comes out he's all over it like Chris Brown's bling on Rihanna's face.

Epic lulz. Also, what what? I don't recall hiding my nerdity? What PM? What?

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

I wonder what the switch controls.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Mar 13, 2009 16:33

MrD wrote:

I wonder what the switch controls.

The platinum encrusted devil repeller, obviously.

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

Actually i only use Renova tissues when i'm having allergies. I have a very sensitive skin and those are very smooth. Didn't know about these colored papers though.

And i quite like the leather keyboard, although i guess it may wore out fast

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Michael Jackson's shopping list
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Michael Jackson's shopping list
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