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 Post subject: When there's somethin' strange. In your neighbourhood.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 15:05 
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http://www.boondee.net/ghost-repeller/index.html

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You or someone may have experience with ghost or devil after bought new second hand house from the former owner. Some houses may have bad spirit inside which will interfere your daily life unhappy and frighten your children. Finally many of you leave away the house and find a new home. We have a solution for you, "Trisaksri Ghost Repeller". Just place this device in side your house and switch ON. All ghost and devil will leave away your home and won't come back again. Now who run away, You or ghost ? Save money in finding a new home.


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For a high tech piece of shit kit like that, I'd be willing to pay any price!

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 Post subject: Re: When there's somethin' strange. In your neighbourhood.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 15:07 
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They appear to be hoping you'll put it in the bathroom or bedroom, given the sneakily disguised hidden camera.

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 Post subject: Re: When there's somethin' strange. In your neighbourhood.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 15:07 
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Ha ha that site's ace:

http://www.boondee.net/electric-power-saver/b4-88.html


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 Post subject: Re: When there's somethin' strange. In your neighbourhood.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 15:08 
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Oh you sceptic! Surely this fine description will help your purchase of Ghost And Devil Repellant.

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Trisaksri Ghost Repeller © composed of complex electronic circuit. The video camera was special designed to capture the invisible and inaudible signal generates from natural phenomenon such as ghost or spirit. The signal was then converted to radio signal and transmit to KILLER WAVE. The ghost spirit will be destroyed at this process. The device output is extreamly sensitive to changes of as little as 0.5% of the strength of the Earth's magnetic field. Generally Ghost spirit usually emit weak natural electric field which can not be measured by normal meter or can not be responded by humen senses. The device has been designed to ignore the AC fields of power lines, appliances, etc. It only interact with ghost's and animal spirit and no harm to humen health.

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 Post subject: Re: When there's somethin' strange. In your neighbourhood.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 15:09 
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That was posted on my eggwan site less than an hour before it was posted here. Coincidences scare me.


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 Post subject: Re: When there's somethin' strange. In your neighbourhood.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 15:09 
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Nah, I'm sure were just both reading BitterWallet and nicking their blog posts.

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 Post subject: Re: When there's somethin' strange. In your neighbourhood.
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"Our next project : Universe Adventure Telescope"

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 Post subject: Re: When there's somethin' strange. In your neighbourhood.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 15:40 
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Dimrill wrote:
which will interfere your daily life unhappy and frighten your children.[/img]

For a high tech piece of shit kit like that, I'd be willing to pay any price!


But his tinfoil hat will prevent the rays from reaching his brain, surely?


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 Post subject: Re: When there's somethin' strange. In your neighbourhood.
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That was posted on my eggwan site less than an hour before it was posted here. Coincidences scare me.

What, more than ghosts?

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 Post subject: Re: When there's somethin' strange. In your neighbourhood.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 15:43 
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Grim... wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
That was posted on my eggwan site less than an hour before it was posted here. Coincidences scare me.

What, more than ghosts?


It's the sight he fears most. He'd rather have a piece of toast, and watch the eeeeeeevening news.

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 Post subject: Re: When there's somethin' strange. In your neighbourhood.
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Ho hum. I thought this was going to be about the EG hands-on for the Ghostbusters game. It looks fun.

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Dear sirs,

I purchased one of your Devil Repellents one month ago today, and yet I am still masturbating frantically every second God sends. I believe that your device may actually have destroyed Arnold Jeebus'ses spirit instead. I shall require a full refund.

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 Post subject: Re: When there's somethin' strange. In your neighbourhood.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 19:37 
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Could these devices be used to painstakingly heard a small collection of ghosts and/or demons into the houses of one's enemies, I wonder?

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After many years of painstaking work I've developed a 100% effective ghost repellant. It's called Being A Sceptic.

Brilliantly it works equally well on aliens, too.

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I think that this is the best thing on there. It's a thing that turns round! Everyone needs one! For your things that need turning round!

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 Post subject: Re: When there's somethin' strange. In your neighbourhood.
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2.2 watts? What the fuck is in that box that makes it so big? Also,
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The device output is extreamly sensitive to changes of as little as 0.5% of the strength of the Earth's magnetic field.

Now, I am no phisikist, but 0.5% of the Earth's Magnetic field sounds a lot to me, say in comparison to something which doesn't exist at least.

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 Post subject: Re: When there's somethin' strange. In your neighbourhood.
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Dimrill wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
That was posted on my eggwan site less than an hour before it was posted here. Coincidences scare me.

What, more than ghosts?


It's the sight he fears most. He'd rather have a piece of toast, and watch the eeeeeeevening news.


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