Give me a pen name

grumpysmurf · **Joined:** 6th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 298

I've been invited to contribute to a new gaming magazine and the editor wants everyone to sport aliases. It's a gamertag thing, apparently. After a solid day of brain storming, I have come up with precisely nothing. Every writer has a weakness. Mine is coming up with memorable pen names.

So anyway, I'm inviting you lot to name me. Naturally, the idea is to come up with something memorable, funny or 'badassssss' (one guy is going by the moniker 'Lil Pimp Hand' - oh dear). At this point, I'm desperate enough to take almost anything. So go on - christian my alter ego! I'm begging you.

Edit: Naturally, I'll scan in a page with my name on it, so the 'winner' can glory in his Frankenstein-like creation.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:06

Er - GrumpySmuff, maybe?

grumpysmurf · **Joined:** 6th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 298

Smuff? Is that slang for something vulgar, or a typo?

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:08

A typo. But I like it now. Use GrumpySmuff!

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:09

Amethyst Delgado.

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

The "Man"

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38720

RichardGaywood

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:10

22 Binary Fingers

grumpysmurf · **Joined:** 6th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 298

DavPaz wrote:

RichardGaywood

How about Winston Smith Gaywood?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:12

Bic Parker

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

Petit Gateaux

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:14

Ground Attack

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:15

Why not look out of your window and name yourself after the first thing you see?

'Unmown lawn' has a groovy Web2.0 ring to it.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:15

Shy Ted

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:16

The reviewer formally known as Ponce.

Nemmie · **Joined:** 13th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 1643

Stuart Everiss

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

KZ Extreme Defense

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

Frango Sinatra

grumpysmurf · **Joined:** 6th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 298

Kern wrote:

Why not look out of your window and name yourself after the first thing you see?

'Unmown lawn' has a groovy Web2.0 ring to it.

Wall. I have a hard enough time living down my Pink Floyd adoration as it is.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:19

Shine on you crazy Dominic Diamond.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:20

Comfortably Numbnuts.

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:20

Jeremy Stegosaurus.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:21

Nemmie · **Joined:** 13th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 1643

Veni Vicius.

grumpysmurf · **Joined:** 6th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 298

myp wrote:

Comfortably Numbnuts.

I'm actually tempted by that one - it's going on the short list.

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:29

Stuart N Hardy.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:29

*punches Joans*

Rodafowa · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:32

Big Blue Wanger.

Or, alternatively - Raw Shark.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:34

IDKFA

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:34

Jesusphone Jones

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:37

Peter Fyle

Runcle · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:49

Sticks Stonesworth

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:52

Arthur Ascii
Kalamari Delicacy

Rodafowa · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 13:53

Lizard Spock

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Mike Hunt

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 14:02

Sue Denim

Big Pimp Hand

Fallout Tree

Rodafowa · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 14:04

Zeneb Badawi's 20 Hotels

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 14:05

Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack

Derek The Halls · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3742

Curiosity wrote:

Sue Denim

Or Dee Plume perhaps. Or maybe even Robot In Disguise

I suggest The Disseminator, Scanner, Walker Texas Ranger

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Dougie Howser MD.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 14:12

Screech 2.0

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 14:18

SmurfZup

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Richard Gaywood.

[Edit: Gah, someone beat me to it]

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 14:24

Greezy Erock

Just found this on Urban Dictionary

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

Call yourself...

73%

Ithankyou

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4882

Bitchtits

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 14:33

DBSnappa wrote:

SmurfZup

Derek The Halls · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3742

Sven Ottoften

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11916

Pea Tear Griffin

myp · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 14:40

Bobbyaro wrote:

Pea Tear Griffin

Eheheheheheheheheheh Lois.

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