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Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Mar 10, 2009 20:35

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This pen could be used as a very effective defense tool & control device. The aircraft grade aluminum body with type 3 hard anodizing gives this pen a very tough and reliable construction. Not only is this pen designed to be used as a defense tool and writing instrument but it can also be used as a PDA stylus.

Holy flirking schnit!

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

They've not thought it through. Even once you've put the cap on it's still got a pointy end sticking out.

Tut tut, school boy error in developing your weirdass violence tools there guys. NO SALE.

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Mar 10, 2009 20:55

Yes, but you can do tracheotomies with it?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

"control device"?

"DISPERSE FROM THIS AREA CITIZENS. FAILURE TO COMPLY WLL RESULT IN THE DEPLOYMENT OF THE PEN"

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Mar 10, 2009 21:58

Mr Chris wrote:

"control device"?

Sounds like some sort of Nazi Hooker deal to me.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12356

The PEN is mightier than the sword after all it seems.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Dimrill, I am concerned how you would come to find this.....

That said, good find!! I may get one for stabbing builders who don't do as I say

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:30

Mr Chris wrote:

"control device"?

"DISPERSE FROM THIS AREA CITIZENS. FAILURE TO COMPLY WLL RESULT IN THE DEPLOYMENT OF THE PEN"

I'm a moron that doesn't read the threads.

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:56

Seems to be an echo in here.

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

From IMDB Goofs on The Bourne Identity

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In the fight with Castel Bourne picks up a pen and stabs his attacker making him drop the knife. In reality as a fully trained assassin Bourne would have had about his person a KZ Extreme Defense Pen and would therefore have killed that MOTHERFUCKER CLEAN DEAD in one stroke[source - http://www.botachtactical.com]

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38711

Mr Russell wrote:

The PEN is mightier than the sword after all it seems.

Beat me to it. I am sad.

Maybe next there will be a SWORD that you can WRITE WITH!

myp · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:06

I want a sword I can do some DIY with. Perhaps some fencing...

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:09

myp wrote:

I want a sword I can do some DIY with. Perhaps some fencing...

Good point. I need to call my mate Matt the Builder about fences. Day after I said "awesome mate, I'll clear it with the mrs and let you know" next door comes up and says that he can do it as he's been laid off...

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38711

myp wrote:

I want a sword I can do some DIY with. Perhaps some fencing...

That's a rapier-like wit you have there

myp · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:14

DavPaz wrote:

myp wrote:

I want a sword I can do some DIY with. Perhaps some fencing...

That's a rapier-like wit you have there

And I've got a tip for you. Get the point?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38711

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:32

I'm shaking, I'm shaking.

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