Be Excellent To Each Other

God, this has made my day.

I really feel for the guy though because Kangaroos are really dangerous and can kill you with a single kick [citation needed] but it's just too funny to be impressed by.

I was tempted to send in the story of me repelling a sloth that had slowly wandered through our letterbox. I had to grasp the bastard in a figure-four leglock. I was stark bollock naked that time, though.

Hedgehogs have routes that they follow every night apparently. A while back a hedgehog decided that it's route involved getting inside my parents house, climbing the stairs and hanging out in the bathroom.

First time, my dad carried it back outside.

Next night dad was away and It scared my mum so much (she was alone in the house at the time) that she had to ring the (local) police and have a very embarrassing conversation asking for help. Apparently when they arrived they were convinced she was senile until they saw it charging around the bathroom.

Eventually the RSPCA recommended taking it miles away so it couldn't find it's way back.

Are you implying that his first thought should have been something else?

Erk.



Lunatic ninjas, however, are a notorious menace.

The better question to ask is what animals haven't I wrestled whilst wearing nothing but my kecks?


Alligators... sharks... velociraptors, you name it.

MrsA.

She won.

And threw me down the stairs.