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chinnyhill10
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 15:58 
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Malabelm
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Haha, excellent.

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The Rev Owen
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ARE MUSLIMS IMPREGNATING YOUR CHILDREN?

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myp
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IS FILTH ON TELEVISION GIVING THE CHURCH CANCER?

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Morte
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COULD IMMIGRANTS INFECT THE COUNTRYSIDE WITH AIDS?

Strangely I could see this in the Mail.

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myp
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HAS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH BURGLED BRITAIN'S SWANS?

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Morte
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COULD CANCER GIVE BRITAIN'S SWANS CANCER?

Well yes, obviously.

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Dr Lave
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HAVE THE UNIONS TURNED HARD-WORKING FAMILIES GAY?

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RuySan
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WILL LESBIANS INFECT YOUR PENSION WITH AIDS?
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Zardoz
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is the Daily Mail really obsessed with aids and princess Diana?
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myp
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Princess Diana most definitely. And immigrants.

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RuySan
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We only have 2 of this kind of sensationalist newspapers here. Last Tuesday, the main headline of one of them (called "The Crime") was:

"SOMEONE CUT OFF MY PENIS IN THE HOSPITAL WITHOUT MY CONSENT"

i should have bought them because it was also the day i became an uncle, and it would have been a nice reminder.
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sinister agent
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Now there's some reality tv I might actually tolerate.

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