Hello chaps

Tiq · **Joined:** 3rd Mar, 2009 **Posts:** 133

Not really sure where to do this, so sods to it.

I'm Tiq, friend of Mr. Peacesquid and fellow writer for peoww.co.uk.

Been meaning to drag myself over here for ages after Bluce told me what lovely people you all are, and I apologise for taking so long.

So, hello then.

Hugs and Kisses
- Tiq

P.S. Apologies if I put this in the wrong area.

P.S.S. I love you all.

Malc74 · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:44

Greetings! It's always nice to see a new face around these parts.
If Craster offers to show you his badger photographs, my advice is decline. Politely.

Tiq · **Joined:** 3rd Mar, 2009 **Posts:** 133

I'm quite fond of badgers, though...

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Hello friendly new person, pull up a kitten and...(wrong forum).

Welcome

Tiq · **Joined:** 3rd Mar, 2009 **Posts:** 133

I'm intrigued now, what exactly is the kitten for? ?:|

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

Hello Tiq! I like Peoww so I like you.

This is maths.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:55

Hello Tiq! Is that pronounced 'teek' or 'tik'?

myp · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:15

Tiq, this should've gone in the new members' sub-forum, but I'll forgive you.

Welcome. As long as you weren't the one who called 'geoms', 'genomes'.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:18

myp wrote:

Tiq, this should've gone in the new members' sub-forum, but I'll forgive you.

YOU'LL BE PUTTING THEM IN CAMPS NEXT YOU TRUMPET PLAYING NAZI ON THE TITANIC, YOU!!!!!!!!

myp wrote:

Welcome. As long as you weren't the one who called 'geoms', 'genomes'.

hey Tiq, Welcome to the good Ship BeeX. please send your 2 pounds a month to 72-65-29 48565845, thanks.

Blucey · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2149

myp wrote:

Tiq, this should've gone in the new members' sub-forum, but I'll forgive you.

Welcome. As long as you weren't the one who called 'geoms', 'genomes'.

he wasn't! a couple of pieces got a complete rewrite when I switched to Wordpress. that was one of them.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:25

Was it called The Geom Project?

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

I really hope you're a single girl.

Not 'cos I'm a sick predatory perv or anything. Just because "Miss Tiq" has amused me for all of 27 seconds this morning.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:15

make me laugh
agree with me in an argument
PM me pictures of boobies

But hello, all the same.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:18

Also "hello chaps" is a bit sexist. We have plenty of bitches on this forum.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:18

HELLO

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:22

Hello.

I like PEOWW, though it needs to be updated more often.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:22

Shalom Tiq

May your time here be fruitful. Like a gay bar.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:00

Grim... wrote:

make me laugh
agree with me in an argument
PM me pictures of boobies

.

Will Blue ones do? /paging Mr Chris

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:01

Also, hello Tiq

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Trousers wrote:

I really hope you're a single girl.

Not 'cos I'm a sick predatory perv or anything. Just because "Miss Tiq" has amused me for all of 27 seconds this morning.

And because you're a sick predatory perv.

Namaste, Tiq!

Blucey · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2149

Curiosity wrote:

Hello.

I like PEOWW, though it needs to be updated more often.

nearly every sunday for a year!!! *sob*. You've not got me confused with Snappy Gamer have you? (Jonny... sort it oot!)

that's why I switched to Wordpress cos it was taking 4 or 5 hours every sunday morning to do. that said it still takes ages cos I'm lazy and unskilled.

btw - to everyone perving the Tiq... that's like flashing Fred West. You've been warned.

Okay, he's less rapey.

A little less rapey.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Hello Mr Tiq! Did you bring cakes? All new people have to bring cakes.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:19

Mr Tick, you are welcome as long as you don't Leech all our good ideas.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:19

Some things you need to know:

Grim... is disgustingly rich
Mr Chris is always wrong
Craster likes badgers (in the wrong way)
I like a pun, every now and again
Doctor Glyndwr has the largest gob/stature ratio
John Coffey likes America
Chinnyhill likes the 1980s
Zardoz is our resident toilet humourist
Kalmar is our own eco-warrior (unsure of whether he's got the dreadlocks and dog on a string, though)

More when I think of them.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

myp wrote:

Some things you need to know:

[list]
[*]John Coffey likes America

News to me, man.

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4878

If he likes it so much, why doesn't he go and live there

Also, greetings Tiq

Blucey · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2149

kalmar wrote:

Mr Tick, you are welcome as long as you don't Leech all our good ideas.

yeah that'd bug me too.

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:28

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Mr Chris wrote:

myp wrote:

Some things you need to know:

[list]
[*]John Coffey likes America

News to me, man.

I thought it was Armenia he liked?

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:37

myp wrote:

Some things you need to know:

Didn't we have some kind of web page which explained the injokes for outcasts newbies?

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:38

Zio wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

myp wrote:

Some things you need to know:

[list]
[*]John Coffey likes America

News to me, man.

I thought it was Armenia he liked?

No, Alienware.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Plissken wrote:

myp wrote:

Some things you need to know:

Didn't we have some kind of web page which explained the injokes for outcasts newbies?

We did, but it got pooh-poohed.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:41

Mr Chris wrote:

Plissken wrote:

myp wrote:

Some things you need to know:

Didn't we have some kind of web page which explained the injokes for outcasts newbies?

We did, but it got pooh-poohed.

Eh? I don't get it

-200 bananas.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:45

Plissken wrote:

myp wrote:

Some things you need to know:

Didn't we have some kind of web page which explained the injokes for outcasts newbies?

It was mooted, but was deemed a bit self-important.

Rodafowa · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:50

myp wrote:

Some things you need to know:

Grim... is disgustingly rich
Mr Chris is always wrong
Craster likes badgers (in the wrong way)
I like a pun, every now and again
Doctor Glyndwr has the largest gob/stature ratio
John Coffey likes America
Chinnyhill likes the 1980s
Zardoz is our resident toilet humourist
Kalmar is our own eco-warrior (unsure of whether he's got the dreadlocks and dog on a string, though)

More when I think of them.

Lave is Doctor Bunsen Honeydew
Davydd Grimm is Animal.

Hello, Tiq. Where do you stand on the full English breakfast? Fried bread or no?

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 13:17

Plissken wrote:

That should read:
Welcome to Beex - you'll probably leave in a huff (either for a while or forever).

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 13:19

Grim... wrote:

Plissken wrote:

That should read:
Welcome to Beex - you'll probably leave in a huff (either for a while or forever).

Or Teflon coated, not even the smuggest cunts can stick

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 13:31

Rodafowa wrote:

Hello, Tiq. Where do you stand on the full English breakfast? Fried bread or no?

*forum goes eerily quiet in anticipation*

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 13:35

Rodafowa wrote:

myp wrote:

Some things you need to know:

Grim... is disgustingly rich
Mr Chris is always wrong
Craster likes badgers (in the wrong way)
I like a pun, every now and again
Doctor Glyndwr has the largest gob/stature ratio
John Coffey likes America
Chinnyhill likes the 1980s
Zardoz is our resident toilet humourist
Kalmar is our own eco-warrior (unsure of whether he's got the dreadlocks and dog on a string, though)

More when I think of them.

Lave is Doctor Bunsen Honeydew
Davydd Grimm is Animal.

Hello, Tiq. Where do you stand on the full English breakfast? Fried bread or no?

Rodafowa is Doctor Glyndwr
Plissken is wrong about Escape from LA
MarkG is Compos Stunt double and lives in a telescope making RC planes

Rodafowa · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 13:41

MarkX is the Welsh Pele.
GazChap is the bloke you want to have around if a zombie apocalypse breaks out.
Curiosity is the King Of Jam.
Dimrill has a guinea pig battlecannon.

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 13:42

Grimdotdotdot is the new black.

Tiq · **Joined:** 3rd Mar, 2009 **Posts:** 133

Quote:

I like PEOWW, though it needs to be updated more often.

I've been telling Bluce that for months :smug:

Quote:

Hello Tiq! Is that pronounced 'teek' or 'tik'?

It's pronounced teek. You're the first person to ever actually ask me this, and as such I now want to kiss you... with tongues and everything. :DD

Quote:

Hello Mr Tiq! Did you bring cakes? All new people have to bring cakes.

Are Mr. Kipling french fancies ok?

Quote:

Hello, Tiq. Where do you stand on the full English breakfast? Fried bread or no?

Fried bread you say? I prefer french toast myself.

Although I do like that wassit... ummm eggy in a basket, is it?

Also: I'm scottish, so I like haggis, black pudding and potato scones with my fried breakfast.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

Good lad.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 14:12

Don't forget the smack.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

myp wrote:

Don't forget the smack.

*punches myp in the face*

Better?

Tiq · **Joined:** 3rd Mar, 2009 **Posts:** 133

That looked like it really hurt.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

*polishes gold ring*

*pulls trousers back up*

myp · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 14:20

I've had worse.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 14:24

Have you been punched up the knickers?

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 14:37

Tiq wrote:

I now want to kiss you... with tongues and everything.

You have to buy me a drink first.

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