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Minotaur in a China Shop

It plays right in your browser, although you need to download a "Unity" plugin.

The basic idea is this: You're a minotaur, and you own a china shop. Customers come in requesting various bits of china - plates etc. and you have to go and get them for the customer. You make profit by selling these items to your customers.

However, should you knock over anything in the shop, you damage it and you have to pay for the damage, lowering your profits.

But, should you knock over enough, you'll go into a sort of "Berserker Minotaur" mode and any further damage you cause will be reimbursed by your Rage Insurance, so you're free to unleash the fucking fury.

What a great idea for a game, and well executed too.

What a brilliant game. 681,000 profit was my final score. My last rampage lasted ages, dragging my arrow-ridden gargantuan body towards every last table, desperately shaking off the projectiles in order to get the next plate to fall. The music is epic.