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chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

I'm annoyed with all the fake achievements unlocked knocking around here. So here's some official forum achievements that are *YOURS FOR THE TAKING*. All we need is proof:

The available achievements are as follows:

Touched a badger
Spoke to a woman
Killed A Man
Called a celebrity a cunt to their face
Appeared on TV (separate award for appearing on the Jeremy Kyle Show)
Kicked Richard Littlejohn in the balls and then set fire to his car
Stormed off the forum vowing never to return but returning a few weeks later to annoy people
Purchased an I-Phone
Purchased alcohol from an old woman without needing ID
Won the 8 Bit Challenge
Classified.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 19:27

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Whispered the word cunt near a celebrity just quiet enough so they can't hear it

Feex.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

I've done five of those already.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 19:36

I've done three. Four if you count 'Classified'.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

GovernmentYard wrote:

I've done five of those already.

Touched a badger
Touched a badger
Touched a badger
Touched a badger
Touched a badger

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

myp wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Whispered the word cunt near a celebrity just quiet enough so they can't hear it

Feex.

I told you before, you aren't a celebrity.

nickachu · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 19:37

Only 3 of them

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 19:39

I've done 3 too... :metul:

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 19:42

I have 4 -

Touched a badger
Spoke to a woman
Appeared on TV (separate award for appearing on the Jeremy Kyle Show)
Purchased alcohol from an old woman without needing ID

what is classified?

myp · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 19:49

It's on a strictly 'need to know' basis.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 19:50

How about if I "Need to know?"

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

what is classified?

Only Ocean software know. That's why they left out the speech for "classified" when programming Robocop on the CPC.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 19:56

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

what is classified?

Only Ocean software know. That's why they left out the speech for "classified" when programming Robocop on the CPC.

I had that game on the CPC, but it was such a long time ago

myp · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 20:15

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

what is classified?

Only Ocean software know. That's why they left out the speech for "classified" when programming Robocop on the CPC.

I had that game on the CPC, but it was such a long time ago

So long ago it's almost not worth mentioning. The computer, I mean.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 20:19

Yes I was as kid at the time.

When was the CPC out again, mid 80's?

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Yes I was as kid at the time.

When was the CPC out again, mid 80's?

April 1984. You could get them on the high street from the middle of '84 through to 1991/92.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

I had it on the C64 GS. Good game, but the turning head thing that was supposed to be Murphy when you died freaked me out.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 20:43

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Yes I was as kid at the time.

When was the CPC out again, mid 80's?

April 1984. You could get them on the high street from the middle of '84 through to 1991/92.

That long ago... wow seems like a life time ago.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26105

chinnyhill10 wrote:

I'm annoyed with all the fake achievements unlocked knocking around here.

Why?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 20:59

Yes
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
No
Er... No, I don't think so
Yes
Yes
No
Don't know. Six!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Ironically, I have never touched a badger. There are only two on there I qualify for. And only one if you don't count brief footage of the back of my head during the National Lottery programme as "Appeared on TV"

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Spoke to a woman
Appeared on TV (separate award for appearing on the Jeremy Kyle Show)
Stormed off the forum vowing never to return but returning a few weeks later to annoy people
Purchased an I-Phone
Purchased alcohol from an old woman without needing ID

4.5

(I didn't storm off and my return probably won't annoy anyone)

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 22:19

I killed a rat recently.

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 22:48

Touched a badger - Done
Spoke to a woman - Done
Called a celebrity a cunt to their face - Does Bastard count?
Appeared on TV (separate award for appearing on the Jeremy Kyle Show) - Done
Purchased alcohol from an old woman without needing ID - Done

Malc

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Craster wrote:

Ironically, I have never touched a badger.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Grim... wrote:

Er... No, I don't think so

Strictly speaking you told us you didn't love us anymore and left us weeping on the pavement not knowing what we had done wrong.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 23:41

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Er... No, I don't think so

Strictly speaking you told us you didn't love us anymore and left us weeping on the pavement not knowing what we had done wrong.

Ah, but I always said I would come back. In March. To do my Mafia Scum game. Which is next month.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Grim... wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Er... No, I don't think so

Strictly speaking you told us you didn't love us anymore and left us weeping on the pavement not knowing what we had done wrong.

Ah, but I always said I would come back. In March. To do my Mafia Scum game. Which is next month.

Yeah yeah, treat us mean, keep us keen. Isn't that what you taught us?

Craig · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1236

I 'appeared' on TV during a Granada roundup of lower league football matches. The match was Carlisle Utd. vs Chester City, a truly terrible spectacle broken only by a 88th minute goal and a subsequent pitch invasion. For some reason, possible the effects of cold and boredom, I thought it necessary to elbow the person next to me and point ahead in a spectacular manner. Thus the brief coverage of the match showed me, in a white jumper, pointing meaningfully as a crowd of well over fifty people emptied the stands in front of me and stormed the pitch.

Three.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sat Feb 14, 2009 0:59

Touched a badger - no
Spoke to a woman - yes
Killed A Man - no
Called a celebrity a cunt to their face - no. (Never used the word in any circumstance + not a celeb chaser)
Appeared on TV - no no no no no
Kicked Richard Littlejohn in the balls and then set fire to his car - no
Stormed off the forum vowing never to return but returning a few weeks later to annoy people - no
Purchased an I-Phone - no
Purchased alcohol from an old woman without needing ID - Probably.
Won the 8 Bit Challenge - no
Classified. - no idea.

Runcle · **Posted:** Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:46

glad i murdered that lady celebrity cunt badger that was old and sold me scrumpy rumpy pumpy jack whilst i was being televised. I also own an itouch does that count?

look at the bloody time fucks sake, night peole that have woke up to my nonsense.

signed out by drunkle (trademark of myppet)

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