Be Excellent To Each Other

get your bits and bobs out!

Second post!

Great. Now I'm going to have to read "Bisevens and bobs" as a thread title for the next aeon.

I don't know, these part-timers come here, take our jobs, start our BnB threads.

BAN THIS SICK FILTH.

Oh cock.

I'm *never* going to get a BnB thread.

You're too used to handling weighty tomes (oo-er missus) rather than high speed inter-thingybobs, lawyer boy.

Why do you want one?

Pundie, just to taunt him, PLEEEZ have the 'achievement unlocked - started bits and bobs' as your sig.

Lecture was good. I am almost half way through the three hour wait until the workshop, and am reading about ASBOs.

Bastards

Titties!

so tired... just carried a flat pack kitchen upstairs.

Surely a kitchen should be on the groundfloor

And stop! Emo time!

I am officially weening myself off the pills! A friend of mine was on the same medication as me once, and reckoned he got quite snappy while coming off them. It has also occured to me that I have potentially been a little bitchy of late. If anyone finds this to be the case, please accept my humblest apology. You cunt.

has anyone seen Zio recently? I set him to IGNORE when he was being a cunt and half.

Don't ever threaten to leave us again. *cuddles*

I just done massive reverberating sneeze in the computer room
it was acebest

I did a couple of sneezes* this morning that according to my colleagues sounded like a big dog barking.

* Sneezes tend to come in pairs for me, weirdly. Except when they come in a non-stop stream, which means my sinuses are about to evacuate.

When i used to go surfing a lot, my sinuses (sinii, sinode?) had the amazing ability to retain seawater and release it at the worst possible moments.

A very moving video to help raise awareness of cerebellar hypoplasia, a motor-neurone condition in cats that causes animals to be put down needlessly because people mistakenly think they need special care.



Beautiful video, well put together, but I still can't help but chuckle when the cat starts walking. I'm a bad man.

Spinal Tap recording new material, truly this is the entertainment story of the year.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7867181.stm

Even I chuckled at the kitty. I want him! Bless him

I have realised, I have teh biggest crush on Inferno from the Gladiators...

I had to google that fully expecting to see rugby shirts and cauliflower ears

She's well built, I have to say.

< narrows eyes> what do you mean rugby shirts.... ?

You know, I never realised that Harry Shearer and Derek Smalls were the same person!

I don't watch Gladiators, but have certainly noted this particular lady. Just to confirm, this is the one with the long red hair, right?

I'd happily involve myself in some rough & tumble action with her.

Or to use the parlance of our former home: would.

That is her..

http://www.jemmapalmer.co.uk/

It's "wood".

Tsk, kids today.

Or try and shoehorn some 'glad-he-ate-her' type puns in somewhere too.

I know you play rugby and I know it's a very aggressive and overtly macho contact sport - you made no reference to the gender of said Gladiator and I didn't want to assume it was a woman - I was jokingly referring the fact you might be alluding to fancying a male gladiator or something and was probably caused by the tale of local Welsh team scandal I heard about a few years ago where the tighthead left his wife, for the flyhalf. As you can imagine, that set tongues wagging in rural Wales. Still - I should learn not to publically chortle myself at private gags no-one else has a snowball's chance in hell of getting.

Ahem. Anyway, Inferno = PHWOAR. Move along now

< adds DBSnappa to his list >

I hope that's not men you'd leave your wife for

< Adds DBsnappa, to the kick in the nads list >

Homophobe.

Either that or he likes to play rough. Hang on, he plays rugby...

Have you seen the billboard with the gay porn advert for some sort of rugby based clothing* thing which involves a nekkid rugby player jumping around? Brrr.


*Powerade, actually. Here you go Kovacs!

Anyone looking for a new avatar, I've found one that is so awesome only Dudley could pass it off.



Who will take up the challenge?

Yes it's the UK's answer to Will Smith, Richard Blackwood.

not seen it...

I do like the on-fire range of rugby clothes..

Whatever happened to him, Chinster? Any inside gossip?

I assume he's been sniffing keyboards again.

Word on Popbitch was that he was pimping himself to any reality show that would have him.

The answer was, apparently, "none" then?

EDIT - incidentally, how does one become a popbitch forumite?

You are free to browse, but to join you have to pay them a tenner.

It stops all the idiots from signing up apparently.

If I tried to join, I reckon they would suspend their Paypal account just to spite me.

The bitches.

It's a one off payment designed to deter idiots. They have more innovative ways to make money so they can use a proper server, run an office and get their asses properly sued.

I met Richard Blackwood a number of times and he is horrible.

I got Stalingrad for Chrimble, and just started watching it yesterday.

It's fucking dubbed, the cunts.

I get some socks and jam and shit, and you get an eastern bloc city? Git.