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 Post subject: I really should not have laughed
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:43 
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Fat Controller is a a paedophile. And in a holiday brochure. With Thomas the Tank Engine. Who looks, err, concerned.

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HAHAHA, check the image filename as well.

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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:36 
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I always thought it was James who had the dodgy private life. Probably involving Annie and Clarabel 'rolling stock' as they call it.


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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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Comparisions to Orwell are bit clichéd these days, but it just sounds like the two-minute hate.

LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT THE EVIL PEADO! THEY MUST BE ERADICATED!


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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:41 
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A convicted paedophile appeared in a tourist advertising brochure promoting a children's attraction, the Forest of Dean Council has admitted.
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A spokesman said: "It was a mistake and we hold our hands up. We have ordered all of the images to be destroyed."


What? So they think his photo will be able to abuse children, or something? Is there some hitherto unknown strain of magic-wielding paedos?

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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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Indeed - I'm not aware that there's any provision of the sex offenders register that prevents you being photographed. Morons.

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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:46 
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"mommy, that picture raped me"

"And disney will rape all of your childhood memories next, dear."

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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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Plus, it's clearly telling kids that it's ok to be fat. Ban this sick filth (can we have a dimliee for that?)


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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:49 
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A convicted paedophile appeared in a tourist advertising brochure promoting a children's attraction, the Forest of Dean Council has admitted.
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A spokesman said: "It was a mistake and we hold our hands up. We have ordered all of the images to be destroyed."


What? So they think his photo will be able to abuse children, or something? Is there some hitherto unknown strain of magic-wielding paedos?


I might email them, asking that, if you don't mind.

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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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And the usual illiterates in charge -
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In terms of a recall, we discussed it
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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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And the usual illiterates in charge -
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In terms of a recall, we discussed it
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I assume you're objecting to the use of the fashionable "in terms of".

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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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JBR wrote:
And the usual illiterates in charge -
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In terms of a recall, we discussed it
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I assume you're objecting to the use of the fashionable "in terms of".


I am. It is an aberration. "We discussed a recall" is neater, easier, shorter...


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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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Interesting. So paedophiles aren't allowed to look at children, and we're not allowed to look at paedophiles.

So who's allowed to look at who?


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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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I am allowed to look at pretty ladies.

Hang on, I'm married.

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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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Mr Chris wrote:
I am allowed to look at pretty ladies.

Hang on, I'm married.


AND over 30....

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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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Interesting. So paedophiles aren't allowed to look at children, and we're not allowed to look at paedophiles.

So who's allowed to look at who?

Eh? I don't think anyone's talking about what is "allowed" are they? Just that it was probably a mistake to hire a known paedophile to promote a children's attraction. I don't think you have to be some knee-jerk Daily Mail reading fuckwit to acknowledge that. In the same way most people would probably think it odd if Pampers ran an ad campaign featuring Gary Glitter.


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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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Mr Chris wrote:
I am allowed to look at pretty ladies.

Hang on, I'm married.


AND over 30....

Only by two months.

Anyway - I think you should send the email, Mal. I may also do so, as Forest of Dean is just up the road from us, and I'm concerned that their paodographs could come and get my children, unless the paedographs are pupled as soon as possible.

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In the same way most people would probably think it odd if Pampers ran an ad campaign featuring Gary Glitter.


I guess the difference is that Gary Glitter is fairly well known, and no one would have known any different about that photo if they hadn't said anything.

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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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markg wrote:
In the same way most people would probably think it odd if Pampers ran an ad campaign featuring Gary Glitter.


I guess the difference is that Gary Glitter is fairly well known, and no one would have known any different about that photo if they hadn't said anything.


:this: was exactly what I was about to say

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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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I'll write one out in a bit. Gonna grab some lunch first though. Then I'll smite paedophiles.

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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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nynfortoo wrote:
Interesting. So paedophiles aren't allowed to look at children, and we're not allowed to look at paedophiles.

So who's allowed to look at who?

Eh? I don't think anyone's talking about what is "allowed" are they? Just that it was probably a mistake to hire a known paedophile to promote a children's attraction. I don't think you have to be some knee-jerk Daily Mail reading fuckwit to acknowledge that. In the same way most people would probably think it odd if Pampers ran an ad campaign featuring Gary Glitter.


I know, I wasn't being particularly serious. But I don't see the need to delete the photos; it's just a picture of a person. The photo isn't a person.


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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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markg wrote:
In the same way most people would probably think it odd if Pampers ran an ad campaign featuring Gary Glitter.


I guess the difference is that Gary Glitter is fairly well known, and no one would have known any different about that photo if they hadn't said anything.

Yes, but the article seems to hint that he was fairly well known in the local area so it was a racing certainty that this would get out, therefore it was a mistake.


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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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markg wrote:
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markg wrote:
In the same way most people would probably think it odd if Pampers ran an ad campaign featuring Gary Glitter.


I guess the difference is that Gary Glitter is fairly well known, and no one would have known any different about that photo if they hadn't said anything.

Yes, but the article seems to hint that he was fairly well known in the local area so it was a racing certainty that this would get out, therefore it was a mistake.

Hmm, yeah, maybe. But if it's a tourist board thing the locals aren't going to be looking at it anyway. They can't *afford* to go to tourist things, even near home. And they're too busy fucking the sheep, anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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This is giving fat bald men a bad rep.

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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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Zardoz wrote:
This is giving fat bald men a bad rep.


In fairness, I think it's the fucking kids that started it off.

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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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This is giving fat bald men a bad rep.

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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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FTFY


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 Post subject: Re: I really should not have laughed
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The bloke sitting across from me at work right now sometimes works as a Fat Controller for Thomas The Tank Engine days. I don't want to offend him by asking his views.

I love the quote from these fools that 'the character of the Fat Controller is promoting the attraction, not the individual portraying him'. NO FUCKING KIDDING! It would be news if they'd gone down 'Forest of Dean Railway - as endorsed by convicted kiddy fiddlers'


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