Oi, Meatyangel!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:30

Who is this lady? And why is she having an orgasm and holding a cup?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38608

who would have though Grim would be behind the times?

Julia Bond I believe. She of the paw print tattoo

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Yes, Julia Bond. If one were to puruse the original image (available via Google Images with Safesearch off), one would observe that the smile appears to be because she is sitting upon the appendage of a well-endowed gentleman, in such a way that said appendage appears to have enterered... I believe the term is, her tradesman's entrance.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Is that a happy meal she's enjoying? With the go large option?

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4756

I thought she was a bit nasty. Not exactly " :spew:

" but didn't appeal to me that much.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:35

Mr Chris wrote:

Is that a happy meal she's enjoying? With the go large option?

I think she's saying, 'Supersize me!'.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

myp wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Is that a happy meal she's enjoying? With the go large option?

I think she's saying, 'Supersize me!'.

Is she a porker, then? Does Meaty like birds with plenty of padding? MeatyBirds, indeed.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:36

I don't think she's talking about food.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Oh. Well, she looked hungry for *something*.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:40

Which is why she said—oh, never mind.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38608

Scene: A darkened stage looms over a packed theatre - a capacity waits expectantly. A hush descends as a portly man in a top hat enters the spotlight. He breathes deeply and begins:

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

WELCOME, FRIENDS, TO THE MAGNIFICENT... THE SPECTACULAR... THE ONE-AND-ONLY, BEST-IN-THE-WORLD.....

*a pause. The audience audibly gasps*

MYP AND MR CHRIS SHOW!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

More posts like this, pls.

EDIT - btw, it's "Mr Chris and Myp".

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38608

also, I forgot to close my quotes.

Nyah, you missed that didn't ya. Moddy mod mod of moddyness.

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4756

Or 'Mypster - Chris' to add trendy punctuation like nip/tuck is still new and not shit.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 13:11

Mr Chris wrote:

EDIT - btw, it's "Mr Chris and Myp".

It's really not.

I'm the new Craster, it seems.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Do you have a ginger beard?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38608

"THE MYPSTER AND THE LAWMAN ARE HERE ALL WEEK (and next week)"

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 13:15

And the week after, I'll bet.

romanista · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 13:34

the two clips a quick google found showed a 400% tit increase, that's quite a lot

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

romanista wrote:

the two clips a quick google found showed a 400% tit increase, that's quite a lot

Where does she fit 8 breasts?

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 13:38

Mr Chris wrote:

romanista wrote:

the two clips a quick google found showed a 400% tit increase, that's quite a lot

Where does she fit 8 breasts?

10.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

nynfortoo wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

romanista wrote:

the two clips a quick google found showed a 400% tit increase, that's quite a lot

Where does she fit 8 breasts?

10.

Yeah, 8 new ones plus 2 existing, see.

You can't catch me out, Mr Clever Pants.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 13:40

Mr Chris wrote:

nynfortoo wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

romanista wrote:

the two clips a quick google found showed a 400% tit increase, that's quite a lot

Where does she fit 8 breasts?

10.

Yeah, 8 new ones plus 2 existing, see.

You can't catch me out, Mr Clever Pants.

I can.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38608

He did

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Lies. Shush.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 13:47

You see what happens when I step away from my desk for a few moments? It won't happen again.

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 13:48

Mr Chris wrote:

romanista wrote:

the two clips a quick google found showed a 400% tit increase, that's quite a lot

Where does she fit 8 breasts?

Sounds like a challenge.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38608

There's got to be at least 10 breasts in there

NSFW, or is it?

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 13:56

20 tits here (SFW):
http://www.philcollins.com/images/dec94/istanbul002.jpg

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38608

Oh, thought you could get me with a 'phil collins' link. P'shaw.

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 14:09

I knew I shoulda worked mornings this week. I've only just woken up and seen this.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 14:11

MetalAngel wrote:

I knew I shoulda worked mornings this week. I've only just woken up and seen this.

Is that a quote from her Perkies?

tossrStu · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1326

Zio wrote:

Yes, Julia Bond. If one were to puruse the original image (available via Google Images with Safesearch off), one would observe that the smile appears to be because she is sitting upon the appendage of a well-endowed gentleman, in such a way that said appendage appears to have enterered... I believe the term is, her tradesman's entrance.

You know, some people just get on with it without making a fuss.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12329

Haha. I've seen that one as well tossrStu.

Bit mroe of a giveaway as you can see the bloke's head behind her, but still grand.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Oh fuck it... for 'TEH LOLZ' (honest) I now require you to tell me where I may acquire the full image of the non-plussed lady.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Just search for Julia Bond on Google Images with safesearch off.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

I was referring to the black & white image referred to by my learned acquaintance tossrStu. That's how you legal types talk innit?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Ah - that's just a red cross for me.

tossrStu · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1326

calm.jpg is what you want to be searching for.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

That has to be one of the strangest pornographic images I have ever seen. And not a furry animal in sight.

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:46

Zio wrote:

I was referring to the black & white image referred to by my learned acquaintance tossrStu. That's how you legal types talk innit?

Just do a Google Image Search for "calm.jpg" - it's a popular image on SA and other forums.

A cropped version of the image was actually used for an insurance advert.

I think her name is Chloe de Lysses, she's got a whole series of 'em.

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