S Club are back!!!

Craig · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1236

Solving the awkward naming problem the most direct way:

http://www.sclub3.com/

The site looks great btw.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Holy shit

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S Club 7 were one of the biggest bands of the 21st Centuary

Is it satire?

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11916

Thank you for bringing this to my attention! :DD

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If you own a Nightclub, Bar etc.. and want to Book S Club 3 for a Performance, You can do so by contacting Their Agent, Matt on our Contact page. Please only contact if you are serious about Booking them!
Proceed to Contact Page...

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 20:11

Time to spam their agent with bookings...

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 20:12

Hang on. "Their Aint no Party Like an S Club Party!"

Fuck sake.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 20:15

Also see "S Club 3 are a band which consist of Three of the Origional members of pop group S Club 7"

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Wish they were playing here - I'd love to get that racist one drunk, shag her, and sell the story to the press.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 20:25

myp wrote:

Hang on. "Their Aint no Party Like an S Club Party!"

Fuck sake.

What? 'an' is perfectly correct in that sentence

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8658

My own personal favourites are "que", "Agent Matt" (sounding like some sort of secret agent) and the fact that I can't read a fucking word without highlighting all the text.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11916

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Another new gig is taking place on 24th January at The Ritz Nightclub in Manchester. It will take place from 10pm - 3am. To gain access, you must purchase tickets before hand, and all members can have a que jump before 11pm and it is £5.50 in Advance or £6 for NUS students

I also like the way they charge students more.

And there's more:
http://www.sclub3.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=21

RBR2 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 0:05

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26234

Bobbyaro wrote:

And there's more:
http://www.sclub3.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=21

So... very... tempted...

Ange · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:04

Awesome, I reckon we could get them to play our wedding for £4.62.

Seriously - Jo "the racist" trying to make it look like she's not by being in a band with Bradley??

And Paul, with his receeding hairline, who originally left the band to "join a nu metal band like Rage Against The Machine"? FFS.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:14

And I get shit for liking Save The Last Dance?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:21

Mimi wrote:

Bobbyaro wrote:

And there's more:
http://www.sclub3.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=21

So... very... tempted...

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:20

< Whistles some more >

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:21

Grim... wrote:

< Whistles some more >

Anyway, it says that the mods can enter the competitions so it's (SNIP! Ed).

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

GovernmentYard wrote:

Wish they were playing here - I'd love to get that racist one drunk, shag her, and sell the story to the press.

Wasn't that the one from Girls Aloud?

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:39

Mr Chris wrote:

GovernmentYard wrote:

Wish they were playing here - I'd love to get that racist one drunk, shag her, and sell the story to the press.

Wasn't that the one from Girls Aloud?

I think Jo was accused of racism in celebrity big brother wasn't she?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

devilman wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

GovernmentYard wrote:

Wish they were playing here - I'd love to get that racist one drunk, shag her, and sell the story to the press.

Wasn't that the one from Girls Aloud?

I think Jo was accused of racism in celebrity big brother wasn't she?

Ah yes - she's the one that used to be reasonably attractive but put on weight and hung out with Jade Goody on Sleb BB. Gotcha.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:40

Mr Chris wrote:

GovernmentYard wrote:

Wish they were playing here - I'd love to get that racist one drunk, shag her, and sell the story to the press.

Wasn't that the one from Girls Aloud?

No, well yes (because racists often marry black men), but no - Jo was on Big Brother and was about as racist as a wall. I think she suggested that Indian people eat curry, or something, and the media had a shitfit.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Grim... wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

GovernmentYard wrote:

Wish they were playing here - I'd love to get that racist one drunk, shag her, and sell the story to the press.

Wasn't that the one from Girls Aloud?

No, well yes (because racists often marry black men),

Didn't the one from Girls Aloud assaulted a black woman in a toilet and yelled racial slurs at her, or something? Did she then go and marry a black guy to make up for it?

Quote:

but no - Jo was on Big Brother and was about as racist as a wall. I think she suggested that Indian people eat curry, or something, and the media had a shitfit.

She also laughed at Jade Goody's "jokes" and for that she must be tarred and feathered. Apparently.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:49

Mr Chris wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

GovernmentYard wrote:

Wish they were playing here - I'd love to get that racist one drunk, shag her, and sell the story to the press.

Wasn't that the one from Girls Aloud?

No, well yes (because racists often marry black men),

Didn't the one from Girls Aloud assaulted a black woman in a toilet and yelled racial slurs at her, or something? Did she then go and marry a black guy to make up for it?

She assaulted a woman in a toilet, but I believe the 'racial slurs' thing was quickly dropped.

Mr Chris wrote:

She also laughed at Jade Goody's "jokes" and for that she must be tarred and feathered. Apparently.

Ah yeah, course

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:00

Grim... wrote:

She assaulted a woman in a toilet, but I believe the 'racial slurs' thing was quickly dropped.

Only because it was easier to get the conviction for assault than for racial assault. The words were said, but they weren't the reason for the fight.

And from memory, Jo O'Meara was the least worst of the whole Celeb BB thing, but she didn't whore herself around the newspapers in a public show of contrition like Danielle Lloyd and the GoodyBlob.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Plissken wrote:

And from memory, Jo O'Meara was the least worst of the whole Celeb BB thing, but she didn't whore herself around the newspapers in a public show of contrition like Danielle Lloyd and the GoodyBlob.

Possibly because she didn't think she'd done anything wrong?

tossrStu · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1326

Mr Chris wrote:

Plissken wrote:

And from memory, Jo O'Meara was the least worst of the whole Celeb BB thing, but she didn't whore herself around the newspapers in a public show of contrition like Danielle Lloyd and the GoodyBlob.

Possibly because she didn't think she'd done anything wrong?

Starting off a limerick "There once was a house that was happy / Until there entered..." could be considered at least a little wrong.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

tossrStu wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Plissken wrote:

And from memory, Jo O'Meara was the least worst of the whole Celeb BB thing, but she didn't whore herself around the newspapers in a public show of contrition like Danielle Lloyd and the GoodyBlob.

Possibly because she didn't think she'd done anything wrong?

Starting off a limerick "There once was a house that was happy / Until there entered..." could be considered at least a little wrong.

But if her minge *is* flappy, what's wrong with that? It's a simple fact based limerick.

....

Ooooohhh. I see what you meant, now.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:14

Mr Chris wrote:

Didn't the one from Girls Aloud assaulted a black woman in a toilet and yelled racial slurs at her, or something? Did she then go and marry a black guy to make up for it?

A marriage of convenience—some say—as there were rumours that Ashley Cole was gay. Footballers aren't allowed to be gay.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:15

myp wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Didn't the one from Girls Aloud assaulted a black woman in a toilet and yelled racial slurs at her, or something? Did she then go and marry a black guy to make up for it?

A marriage of convenience—some say—as there were rumours that Ashley Cole was gay. Footballers aren't allowed to be gay.

Footballer's Wives covered this topic with sensitivity and tact, I thought.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

Wasting Cheryl Tweedy on a man who wouldn't even give her a right seeing to would be criminal, if true.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

Wasting Cheryl Tweedy on a man who wouldn't even give her a right seeing to would be criminal, if true.

Hang on - you fancy the Tweedy?

HAHAHAHAH.

I can safely ignore your opinion on women for ever more.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I love how they've copied and pasted the biographies off Wikipedia, so Jo's contains the following excellent lines, sure to big her up to potential SClub 3 fans:

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Joanne Valda O'Meara

... her vocals were re-recorded by Rachel Stevens for use during live television performances....

...According to reports in a tabloid newspaper O'Meara, who was estimated to be worth #500,000 when she left S Club, became addicted to gambling...

...Her debut single, "What Hurts the Most", was released on 26 September, 2005, followed a week later by her album, Relentless. This, however, quickly fell out of the chart and sold poorly peaking at #47. It also charted and sold poorly throughout Europe reaching #82 in the Republic of Ireland...

... In February 2006 she took part in the BBC gameshow Just the Two of Us. Her singing partner was Chris Fountain, an actor in Hollyoaks, a British Soap opera. The pair came third in the competition, failing to attract enough votes to make the final ...

...O'Meara was the fourth person to enter the Celebrity Big Brother house on 3 January 2007. According to the Daily Mirror, O'Meara entered the show to pay off her £34,000 debt...

And the white bloke's one

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Most famously, in March 2001, he was arrested and cautioned (along with fellow S Club 7 members Jon Lee and Bradley McIntosh) after being caught in possession of cannabis in London's Covent Garden. In October 2001, amid a blaze of publicity, Hannah Spearritt revealed that she had been in a secret relationship with Cattermole for the previous 6 months. Cattermole was the first to leave S Club 7, in June 2002, declaring his dislike of pop music and the highly commercialised world of pop in general. After leaving S Club he rejoined his old band Skua. However, Skua split up before theyd even started and Cattermole vanished into obscurity until early 2005 when he re-emerged as the lead singer and songwriter of a rock band called Charlie Bullitt. Throughout most of 2005 the group performed in a number of clubs and pubs in such places as London, Brighton and Aberdeen - but they failed to attract any significant attention and in October 2005 Cattermole left the group.

In 2006 Cattermole said that he hated being part of a manufactured band and is unlikely to be part of any reunion.

Awesome.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

Mr Chris wrote:

Hang on - you fancy the Tweedy?

HAHAHAHAH.

I can safely ignore your opinion on women for ever more.

What? She's stunning, you crazy moron.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:50

She's like a stick. A pretty stick, granted, but still a stick.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

She's not pretty. She looks like an orange chav.

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:52

Quote:

her vocals were re-recorded by Rachel Stevens for use during live television performances....

Wrong way around, believe me.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Plissken wrote:

Quote:

her vocals were re-recorded by Rachel Stevens for use during live television performances....

Wrong way around, believe me.

Shush you. Rachel Stevens is brilliant.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:54

You, sir, need this months FHM.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38709

Mr Chris wrote:

She's not pretty. She looks like an orange chav.

Man. You are broken. Broken. And yes, she IS a chav, but still gorgeous.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:54

Plissken wrote:

Quote:

her vocals were re-recorded by Rachel Stevens for use during live television performances....

Wrong way around, believe me.

?sdrawkcab meht deyalp yeht , tahW

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:55

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Shush you. Rachel Stevens is brilliant.

Yeah, right. Ask Dick and Dom.

You'll be saying she did her own vocals on "Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex" next.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:55

MaliA wrote:

?sdrawkcab meht deyalp yeht , tahW

MaliA is speaking Decepticon!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Grim... wrote:

You, sir, need this months FHM.

Is the Tweedy on it, then?

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:59

Anything tweedy is soaked in urine - FACT.

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:00

The Argos Posh Spice.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38709

myp wrote:

Anything tweedy is soaked in urine - FACT.

Urr, smelly

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

DavPaz wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

She's not pretty. She looks like an orange chav.

Man. You are broken. Broken. And yes, she IS a chav, but still gorgeous.

I quite literally wouldn't touch her with yours. Even if she was gagged and I couldn't hear that stupid, thick, whiney voice.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

Mr Chris wrote:

Even if she was gagged and I couldn't hear that stupid, thick, whiney voice.

What do you mean, 'even if'? I assumed that was a given.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38709

Mr Chris wrote:

that stupid, thick, whiney voice.

Ah but I like geordie accents on girls and have always been drawn to dullards

Must be why my wife is a highly educated girl from cheshire

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 13:49

Mr Chris wrote:

Grim... wrote:

You, sir, need this months FHM.

Is the Tweedy on it, then?

No, the Stevens.

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