Be Excellent To Each Other

For lunch.

See ya'll later

p.s. sorry to get your hopes up

Aw, fucksticks.

I'll miss you. Sob.

i'm back.

I think this thread should be deleted.

If we do that, we'll have to delete your account too.

A plan with no drawbacks!

Well, I had a good innings.

A long innings anyway.

think of me as a stubborn night-watchman, taking the singles wherever I can

haha you cunt. I thought "oh fucking hell here we go again, the FO3 thread will get neglected all day and I'll be bored"

Even the crappest of nightwatchmen can sometimes score centuries.

I hope that's been inspirational for you.

Poor Alex Tudor.

Sometimes Myp, I get the feeling you don't like me very much.

*narrows eyes and backs into corner*

Only sometimes? I need to be less subtle.

Oooooooooh, cricket!

Now I understand more.

We have a whole thread about it in the sport forum. Not that anyone would know.

Cricket's just baseball for idiots and ladyboys, though.

Baseball's just rounders, though. It's essentially a sport for girls.

Hang on, - you're not talking about security guards picking up drunk women?

I'm not going to bite..... I'm not..... /struggles.....

For girls.

Little girls.

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg..........

With anaemia.

It's bad really but all of thats true-I am anaemic and love playing rounders :/ sorry John x

I have nothing to add.

What's that? BeeX are calling me a girl?



I'm going to fuck them up!

(Oh Big Papi! You and your facial hair disasters!)

Girls wearing pyjamas.

With rubbish facial hair.

OK I give in.

GO PHILLIES !!!

That was it? I was expecting a six paragraph diatribe as to why baseball (and by extension, the US) is amazing.

I'm almost disappointed. Almost.

2008 WS CHAMPS !! Wooooot !

My teh coat !

please tell me you don't wear that in the UK man. Please?

There's no point. If you don't 'get' baseball it's not worth wasting time over. I had this discussion with my uncle (huge chelsea fan) when I got back, he wanted to know what on earth would posess me to stay up til 6 am to watch the phils kick ass.

I tried to explain the strategic elements, RBIS and all the stats and he just looked at me blankly.

Yup.

BTW It's not pink it's red. It's made from some weird micro mesh goretex that does weird shit when you hit it with flash. It's official, kicks all ass.

I see millions of people wearing Yankees hats in the UK. I'm willing to bet most of them don't even know what they're wearing.

I always read "Phillies" as "Phillis".

Don't worry, being a cricket fan I totally appreciate stats and strategy.

I have a Yankees hat. I was 'converted' by my old boss though, a noo yorker with a big passion for girly rounders. I like my hat

Looks like a KK950 Kustom Kit jacket thing (if that's right then I think I'll shoot myself)

It shouldn't matter that he wears it in the UK, it's just clothing

Ooo the Manchester Yankees. Yeah that's fuckin gay..

A few weeks back I was on the way to the hospital and got into a convo on the train with some dude who loved his baseball Was a nice bloke, good chat too deffo made the journey go by alot quicker

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Cricket.

Well you'll normally find me in these with white cargos.



And tbh it's made me realise just what a bunch of judging nasty spiteful cunts the brits can be. I wore what I wanted when I wanted in the USA and noone ever said a fucking word. Here? I've been called a freak, psycho and god knows what else. Funny part is when I stop and wave on for a ruck they carry on driving.

All mouth man, all mouth.

That's because everyone else in America are freaks and psychos, too.

Hang on - JC's from America?

Meet Martinez. They tried and tried to convert me when I first got to the states (I was always a phils fan) and even gave me this little fella. His black has gone purple now, he's eleven years old and spent his entire life on the back seat of my car/s. He's been everywhere I have even though I hate the yankees.

I'm nominally an Astros fan, but I'll support the Red Sox, the Yankees and the Braves, too.

I so need an uncle sam smiley... Wait...




Ahhhh... So much better

You can't fool us. That's an ordinary teddy bear subjected to Breville Toaster Torture.

FTFY.