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MaliA
 Post subject: An effort
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:55 
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Say you're a 39 year old bloke, and you've just collected your inheritance from your dead mother which runs into 6 figures.

What next?

Buy a new car, say a Holden V6, and I dunno, 5kg of cannibis. Then chuck a loaded rifle in the boot, and spped down the motorway. When the cops pull you over for speeding at 150km/h, tell them you were having a wank at the time. And you've filmed it.

Sir, I salute you.

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myp
 Post subject: Re: An effort
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:57 
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Pics or it didn't happen.

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: An effort
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:57 
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myp wrote:
Pics or it didn't happen.


Added the link in now.

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DavPaz
 Post subject: Re: An effort
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:58 
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That man needs a financial adviser.

Quote from driver "I filmed it, wanna see?"
Cop "Erm, no, thanks. Besides, you missed a spot on the dashboard"
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DavPaz
 Post subject: Re: An effort
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:59 
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i'm guessing that's not a picture of the inside of a holden
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MrChris
 Post subject: Re: An effort
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 13:00 
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I'm sure Les Dennis has a few.

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myp
 Post subject: Re: An effort
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 13:01 
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DavPaz wrote:
i'm guessing that's not a picture of the inside of a holden


You'd be surprised; Australian cars are shitboxes.

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: An effort
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 13:02 
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Mr Chris wrote:
I'm sure Les Dennis has a few.



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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: An effort
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 13:17 
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Australians. Something is wrong with them.

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Shin
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:13 
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The father of two...

Yeah, your kids are going to be sooo impressed :/

What a nutter

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Sir Taxalot
 Post subject: Re: An effort
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:21 
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Can you dig it?

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Now those are two brilliant stories right there.

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JohnCoffey
 Post subject: Re: An effort
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MaliA wrote:
Australians. Something is wrong with them.


I think I posted this before... They do have a wicked sense of humor tho.


http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html

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ElephantBanjoGnome
 Post subject: Re: An effort
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:28 
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I saw that one originally, it's a delightful link :D

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Morte
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MaliA wrote:
Australians. Something is wrong with them.


Must be the heat

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Bear or Bust
 Post subject: Re: An effort
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 16:56 
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The thief has also apparently targeted the nearby Sapphire Bar, which "has a rear entry in the same lane as the adult shop"


Quote of the year so far.

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Ian Osborne
 Post subject: Re: An effort
PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 18:15 
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The thief has also apparently targeted the nearby Sapphire Bar, which "has a rear entry in the same lane as the adult shop"


Quote of the year so far.

Yeah, I had to read it twice before I realised it was an innocent remark about the building's layout.

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