Homosexuals are a rainforest risk

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:02

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Pope attacks blurring of gender
Pope Benedict XVI blesses cardinals at Vatican 22/12/2008
Pope Benedict has called for "an ecology of the human being"

Pope Benedict XVI has said that saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behaviour is just as important as saving the rainforest from destruction.

He explained that defending God's creation was not limited to saving the environment, but also about protecting man from self-destruction.

The Pope was delivering his end-of-year address to senior Vatican staff.

His words, later released to the media, emphasised his rejection of gender theory.

Speaking on Monday, Pope Benedict XVI warned that gender theory blurred the distinction between male and female and could thus lead to the "self-destruction" of the human race.

So we should force gay men to have sex with ladies? I don't understand your stupid world view Mr Ben.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

I think he's pointed out that we've all forgotten how to make babies. The perilously low global population abundantly illustrates this point.

Sheepeh · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2320

He doesn't like teh gays, but he's not allowed to say it in public any more. Lock him up for hate speech and incitement, I say.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:06

If there was a gay cull what would happen to pantomimes and hollyoaks?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:07

Don't forget Britannia High.

pupil · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:10

Dimrill wrote:

So we should force gay men to have sex with ladies?

I say listen to Mr Pope, then I'd pretend to be gay so I would be "forced" into rehabilitational sex with pretty Catholic ladies. WINNER!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:15

But the ladies were probably being forced to have sex with you as they were dirty lesbians or soemthing. It'd be rape².

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Zardasher wrote:

If there was a gay cull what would happen to pantomimes and hollyoaks?

First you'd have to catch them. That would provide years of quality TV recordings in the way of flamboyant Benny Hill-style 'chase me!' shenanigans.

"You're going to have to come with me, sir"
"Oooh, officer, I'd love to - but won't you buy a boy an Appletini first?"

*Flagrant stereotyping courtesy of Papo-vision.

pupil · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:15

Dimrill wrote:

But the ladies were probably being forced to have sex with you as they were dirty lesbians or soemthing.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:18

What should happen is that all gay gentlemen and gay ladies should be locked in a warehouse together. We should then catch the babies as they fall through a grated floor. Like battery hens.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:18

Dimrill wrote:

What should happen is that all gay gentlemen and gay ladies should be locked in a warehouse together. We should then catch the babies as they fall through a grated floor. Like battery hens.

Who would stop the men having sex with each other and vice versa?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Orifice Officers.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:20

Anal Agents.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:24

I could always cure the lezzers and Myps would turn the mincers straight.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:24

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:30

myoptinsel wrote:

Dimrill wrote:

What should happen is that all gay gentlemen and gay ladies should be locked in a warehouse together. We should then catch the babies as they fall through a grated floor. Like battery hens.

Who would stop the men having sex with each other and vice versa?

That's part of the joke. Gomloid. God!

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:35

You're far too clever for me.

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2008 14:40

Quote:

A second reason, however, I suspect, why Earth girls make such astoundingly desirable slaves, is their background. In their native environments they encounter few but psychologically and sexually crippled men, men whose merest intuitions of their blood rights are likely to be productive of conditioned, internally administered shocks and anxieties, or externally administered sanctions of censorship, suppression, ridicule and denunciation, imposed by those who are perhaps only a bit more rigid and fearful than themselves. In such a world, largely the ideological product of superstition and hysteria, it is difficult for manhood to exist, even dormantly. Accordingly, when an Earth female finds herself translated to Gor, she finds herself, for the first time, in the presence of large numbers of men to whom nature and power are not anathema. Moreover, she is likely to find herself belonging to them. Beyond this, of course, the culture itself, for all its possible defects and faults, is one which has been constructed to be congenial to the natural biological order, and neither antithetical to, nor contradictory of it. The culture has not suppressed the biotruths of human nature but found a place for them.

The pope is clearly an agent of the Kurii.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10131

Cras Cringle wrote:

Orifice Officers.

Orificers?

Ian Osborne · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 424

Why would anyone take advice about their sex lives from a geriatric virgin?

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

So why do all the main Catholic dudes fuck boys then?

I dunno, gayness seems perfectly reasonable to me. I find that in all walks of life, an opponent who rules himself out of the competition is a welcome one indeed. On the flipside though Popey might just be directing a veiled attack specifically at John Barrowman (who, you may well have neglected to register, is a gay man). Should this transpire to be the case, I offer an unreserved apology to His Holiness and support his plans for the chiselled Torchwood star to refrain his perversions and more importantly shut the fuck up. And get off my telly. And stop complaining when you walk into a bar and you are on the tellys.

Bloody John Barrowman. Makes Captain Jack look like Des Lynam.

RBR2 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:43

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Ian Osborne wrote:

Why would anyone take advice about their sex lives from a geriatric virgin?

They seem to take advice about the rest of their lives from the fascist twat in a dress so why not this.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Because it's important?

myp · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:34

I thought the Catholic church made great strides with Jean Paul II. They've seemed to have gone backwards again.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Yes, he was very progressive, admitting the earth was round and all that.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:07

I know you're being sarcastic, but for a Pope he was extremely liberal.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:11

myoptinsel wrote:

I know you're being sarcastic, but for a Pope he was extremely liberal.

It's almost sort of better if they're less liberal though - like this guy, much higher LOL factor and general ridicule from people who have a brane.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:17

Unfortunately there's about a sixth of the world's population who will take what he says seriously.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

How would anyone who had the power to directly influence 1/6 of the worlds population restrain themselves from saying things like "spreading jam on your knees is the true path to eternal salvation"?

myp · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:21

That would be a cardinal sin, Craster.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Well no, that would be if one of the Cardinals said it. It would be a papal sin, surely?

myp · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:23

You're pap.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:25

That would be an ecumenical matter.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25844

no, you're a maniacal eunuch.

(Am I playing this game correctly?)

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:28

kalmarzipan wrote:

That would be an ecumenical matter.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:29

No, you're the game correctly.

(I hope so)

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:31

So's your game.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:33

Mimistletoe wrote:

no, you're a maniacal eunuch.

Well, he's supposedly a Nazi, but they don't all have only one ball..

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Other groups should come out with this sort of stuff to balance the slate a little. The gay community should elect a 'Global King of the Gays' who could then give big long public speeches about how Catholics are all fucking nuts.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 13:21

A 'Lord' of sorts, if you will.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6580

That would be fabulous!

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Cras Cringle wrote:

Global King of the Gays

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 13:29

King Camp there.

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 15:07

A queen, surely.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 15:31

Yeah, but Queen Quamp sounds odd.

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