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Animal Crossing: Birth of a nation

Highly controversial (read=extremely offensive) epic detailing one racoon's nightmares of living in a diverse animal community. Silent, with tinting.

'It's all true' - Woodrow Wilson

Goldeneye of the Beholder - Abortive attempt to make an old school RPG from the James Bond licence. Still 2nd best Bond game ever.

How does that one work?

I don't think Kern knows the rules. Let's kill him.

There's a waiting list.

Forbidden Forest Gump You play as a pshychological element within the brain of the Tom Hanks character. Unleash saccharine homilies to progress.

Wonderboy 3 :Wonderboy in monsterinlawland
This one is awesome. Basically you marry a right bitch and her mother is an even bigger bitch. Some of the missions involve your wife walking out on you and leaving you with piles of rubbish to dispose of. When you go to her mother's house her mother phones the cops and puts a restraining order out on you making your mission even harder. To beat the game you first move to Ohio, and when you discover that's not far enough you bugger off back to the UK before the divorce is finalised and laugh alot at your ex wife when she tries to forcefully talk you into doing things like youre still married.

Ahem.

Winner!

Shaolin Soccer Kid: Recover the stolen pieces of the World Cup by travelling across the world performing heavily implausible martial arts tricks to win in a football match.

Police Academy 4za: Drive a series of race and production cars around real-world and fictional tracks. While making your own sound effects.

Breakdance 2: Electric Bugaboo: You play a breakdancing flea who must stop the local community centre being bulldozed (by a giant pterodactyl or something).

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Castles: Can Indiana Jones, bear archeologist, make it to the fridge before the sexy Russian tree catches him?

World of Goo Morning Vietnam: A wacky radio DJ has to build towers out of gooey blobs while avoiding the VC and the stuck-up Segeant Major.

Visitor Q*Bert: Fuck knows.

American History X-Com - Alien spaceships are appearing all over the planet! Lead your carefully selected team of Neo Nazis to investigate.

Indiana Jones and the Space Invaders of the Lost Arc - Indiana Jones is completely ruined by introducing Aliens...wait...

JUno-Listen to lots of twee indie music, have a child under the age of consent, then pick up 4.

Bob's Bad Day of the Triffids
Ginger fellow is magically decapitated at bus stop by a wizard who dislikes sarcastic children. Uses newfound ability to rotate universe to cause body to roll onto and crush an incoming army of evil tripedal plants and collect coins.

Gem'X-Men
A group of mutant good guys attempt to thwart Magneto's plan to turn the population of the world into mutants, lead by a blue haired manga chick with the ability to cause gems to change colour or disappear with a snap of her fingers.

No Donkey Kong Country for Old Men
A drug deal gone wrong leads Donkey Kong to find a satchel containing several million bananas. A deadly chase ensues.

The Rock Band - a group of rogue marines take over Alcatraz in order to poison San Francisco using germ warfare. Your mission is to take them down using only plastic approximations of musical instruments.

Probably bin dun

O Super Mario Brothers Where Art Thou? The Odyssey retold through the medium of Koopa troopers and mushrooms.

There Will Be BloodRayne
You control a pseudo-Lara Croft vampire heroine who must navigate a wonky 3d engine whilst drilling for oil in turn-of-the-century Texas. Features a boss fight against the town preacher. Health powerups are provided in the form of blood milkshakes.

Mad Max Payne - third person action game set in post-apocalyptic New York, in which you play a MFP agent out to venge his murdered wife and baby.

Magic.

A Hard Day's Knight Lore - Isometric puzzler featuring four mop-topped Scousers who occasionally turn into werewolves.

Or possibly:

A Hard Day's Night Trap - Grubby, desperately unerotic FMV-em-up featuring four mop-topped Scousers running around in their underwear.

The Good, the Bad Dudes and the Ugly vs Pete's Dragon Ninja
A group of fortune-hunting cowboys go up against a small orphan boy's pet ninja.

Virtually the same as one before but how did I miss

Yoshi's island of doctor moreau - You play Yoshi, escaping from the island and rescuing your cruelly experimented on chums.

The Secret of Monkey Island of Doctor Moreau - You play shipwrecked hippy Guybrush Threepwood in this point and click graphic adventure, who has to investigate and thwart the plans of Doctor LeChuck, evil animal experimenter.

And kill Will Smith.

And George Clooney.

No love for killing everyone even vaguely related to Nic Cage? Even in Leaving Las Rainbow Six Vegas?

Myst-ery of Mr Wong - Obscure 30's murder mystery realised in computer game form as staid flick screen adventure.

Fear and Loathing in Rainbow Six Vegas - A driving game, as different as possible from Rainbow Six Vegas and made purely for people who hate / get scared by that game.

Bzzt, repeat.

Grosse Point Blank Help John Cusack win back his childhood sweetheart by playing a series of shooting mini-games.

Monty on the Run Lola Run Play Monty Mole's latest adventure three times over.

Beneath a Steel Magnolia Sky - After crashing your spaceship, solve a mystery of greed, corruption and class divide in a hairdressers while old women whitter about their problems.

You little bugger! I've only just seen this

Wish I had brains to create one
I'll try to later

Flight Sim of the Navigator - you are abducted by an alien as a 12-year old boy in order to fly real-time 10 hour intergalactic flights using his spaceship.

Theme Park Monsters Inc - Would be awesome and you know it.

Shallow Halo - Superficial Spartan II soldier Master Chief meets famous American life coach Tony Robbins, and is hypnotised into seeing the inner beauty of The Flood.

Ends badly.

Bullitt Witch - Japanese RPG where you defeat the invading forces of darkness by chasing them down in a 1968 Ford Mustang.

Napolean Dynamite Headdy - Get Pedro elected by threatening voters with your giant detachable exploding head.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stonekeep - Turn based RPG as you play an apprentice wizard trying to kill a really pissed off god.

Harry Potter and the chamber of secret of Monkey Island - The secret turns out to be that Guybrush has been under a school of magic this whole time.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Power - Sci-Fi RTS with no mention of Harry at all except in the title. Much like Robocop Vs Terminator on SNES where the Terminator never appeared.

Harry Potter and the goblet of fire and forget - Prove your worth as a wizard by driving round Hogwarts shotting people with a roof mounted cannon.

Harry Potter and the order of Phoenix Wright - Harry chucks it all in to become a lawyer and just sues Voldermort for mental anguish instead. Wins judgement but is never paid. Voldermort later jailed for theft of own wizarding trophy.

Harry Potter and the half blood prince of persia - Action platformer where Harry has to leap around Hogwarts and find enough blood to give the prince a transfusion before he dies at 60 minutes.

Thanks to Mimir for...

Dr. ChrNo Trigger - At last, a James Bond RPG

Bzzt for the Phoenix Wright one, but otherwise a good show.

I know, it's a repeat of my own one but it had to be there if I was doing all the others.

Wizard of Oscar - Cute cartoon platformer with mostly yellow floored levels.

One Step Beyond the valley of the dolls - Frankly pornographic puzzle game.

A View To a Killer 7
Even cel-shaded, Grace Jones looks like a bloke.

I imagine a lot of the bond films can be used but as I've not seen one in full I'm a bit stumped.

Yeah I've been having trouble trying to think of more, I've used Goldeneye and Dr No so far.

A Quantum of Solitaire - Prevent a coup in Bolivia by slowly and half-heartedly moving cards from one pile to another.

A Quantum Redshift of Solace - Another James Bond racing game.

In a reversal of the film/game tie-in: Quantum Leap of Solace - travel into different people's bodies, helping to turn their lives around while marvelling at the lifelike portrayal of Dr Sam Beckett whilst in cover. It's still made by Treyarch, though, so is complete cack.