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MaliA
 Post subject: maliA is miserable
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:14 
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myp
 Post subject: Re: maliA is miserable
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:14 
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ElephantBanjoGnome
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:15 
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Cheer the fuck up you whiney git. Or jerk it.

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DavPaz
 Post subject: Re: maliA is miserable
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:15 
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You asked for it... and Shin's not here:
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Kern
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:16 
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Alcohol.
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DavPaz
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:16 
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ComicalGerald wrote:
Or jerk it.

No, no, no. With the jerk, comes the guilty tears
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Zio
 Post subject: Re: maliA is miserable
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:17 

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So this guy is chatting to the barman in his local pub when a stranger comes in and orders 10 pints of Guinness, which he askes to be lined out all across the bar. The barman pours them out, the stranger pays and then starts drinking them one by one. As soon as he's drunk the last one, without saying another word, he turns and leaves.

The first guy turns back to the barman and says: "Blimey. I bet he drinks Carling Black Label".

One for the older forum members there...
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ElephantBanjoGnome
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:17 
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davprezzie wrote:
comes the guilty tears

Is that what they're calling it nowadays? Man, I do feel old.

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: maliA is miserable
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:17 
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myoptinsel wrote:
Kill yourself.


tell me how to open port TCP3074 on my router and I'll consdier it.

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Malc
 Post subject: Re: maliA is miserable
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:20 
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MaliA wrote:
myoptinsel wrote:
Kill yourself.


tell me how to open port TCP3074 on my router and I'll consdier it.


Killyourself first and then I'll tell you!

(I see no flaws in this plan!)

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Trousers
 Post subject: Re: maliA is miserable
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:23 
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MaliA wrote:
myoptinsel wrote:
Kill yourself.


tell me how to open port TCP3074 on my router and I'll consdier it.


Actually if you want to kill yourself through opening things consider that Al Quaeda have been rumoured to have planted bombs in tins of Alphabetti Spaghetti.

If they go off it could spell disaster.

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DavPaz
 Post subject: Re: maliA is miserable
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:23 
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MaliA wrote:
myoptinsel wrote:
Kill yourself.


tell me how to open port TCP3074 on my router and I'll consdier it.

There are easier ways, Mali
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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: maliA is miserable
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:25 
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Trousers wrote:
MaliA wrote:
myoptinsel wrote:
Kill yourself.


tell me how to open port TCP3074 on my router and I'll consdier it.


Actually if you want to kill yourself through opening things consider that Al Quaeda have been rumoured to have planted bombs in tins of Alphabetti Spaghetti.

If they go off it could spell disaster.


You twat. That made me laugh far far too much for my own good.

I'm going back to triong to write a joke about a dolphin not being served in a pub.

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myp
 Post subject: Re: maliA is miserable
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:27 
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Try not to do it on porpoise.

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DavPaz
 Post subject: Re: maliA is miserable
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:29 
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is there an Ecco in here?
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myp
 Post subject: Re: maliA is miserable
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:33 
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Go on the dole.

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: maliA is miserable
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:33 
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I should get out of my jimjams and have a shower.

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MrChris
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:33 
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MaliA - Shin with better grammar and FEWER ascii smilies.

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: maliA is miserable
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Mr Christmas wrote:
MaliA - Shin with better grammar and FEWER ascii smilies.



See me after class.

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MrChris
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What?

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myp
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GRAMMARPWN.

I'm thinking about scratching my arse and sniffing it. I wonder if the coffee machine's been repaired yet...

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kalmar
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:40 
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Talk about yourself in the third person, that usually cheers up kalmar.
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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: maliA is miserable
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:41 
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Santa Claus is due for his Biennial Flight Review. As he and the examiner are walking out to the sleigh for the check ride, Santa notices that
the other man is carrying a deer rifle.

"What's that for?" asks Santa.

"You're going to lose an engine on takeoff..."

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Mimi
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kalmarzipan wrote:
Talk about yourself in the third person, that usually cheers up kalmar.


Mimi does that when she is sad, too.

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ElephantBanjoGnome
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:44 
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ComicalGerald would like to kill you all.

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DavPaz
 Post subject: Re: maliA is miserable
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:46 
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surely not DavPaz... he is awesome ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ see?
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Malc
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:48 
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davprezzie wrote:
surely not DavPaz... he is awesome ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ see?


those arrows are pointing to nothing.

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DavPaz
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then davpaz is wrong. commence the slaughter Gerald
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I'm going back to triong to write a joke about a dolphin not being served in a pub.


Dolphin goes into a pub. Barman says "why the long face?"

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kalmar
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A snail goes into a pub..
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A dolphin goes into a pub. "A pint of bitter, please".
Barman says "Bloody hell, a talking dolphin."

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Malc
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Plitzen wrote:
A dolphin goes into a pub. "A pint of bitter, please".
Barman says "Bloody hell, a talking dolphin."


Isn't that a Paul Merton Joke? from 1990?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch. It was an iron bar.
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Three dolphins walk into a drumkit. Ba-dum tish!

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A dolphin goes into a bar, minced up in a tuna sandwich. With Mayo
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