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Everytime I read the title of Jonny's site I think of him sitting there writing reviews with crippling osteoporosis.

I thought it was going to be all about games with crocodiles in.

I can only think of Frogger and Pitfall.

EDIT: OFFICIAL TALLY
Croc (and 2)
Frogger (and all sequels / homages therefrom)
Pitfall
Lego Batman
Lego Indiana Jones
Fantasy World Dizzy
Zoo Keeper
Zoo Tycoon 1 & 2
Jack The Nipper 2: Coconut Capers
Jungle Trouble
Jungle King/Hunt
Chaos
Resident Evil 2
Round The Bend
Tomb Raider 3
Toobin
We Love / beaustiful katamari
Crocodile Dentist
ATV Simulator
Lords of Chaos
Auf Wiedersehen Pet
Rodland
Kung Foo Panda
Plundered Hearts
Animal Crossing
Metal Gear Solid 3
Viva Pinata (and Trouble in paradise)
FunffyFuffyTweletey.
The Cool Croc Twins
Crocodile flip/flop
The Human Race
Hook
Donkey Kong Jr
Waxworks
The Incredible Machine and Even More Contraptions
Donkey Kong 64
Donkey Kong Country
Knuckles Chaotix
Shadow the Hedgehog
Sonic Heroes
Sonic and Mario at the Olympic Game
Sonic Rivals 2
Sonic 2
Resident Evil 5
Company of Heroes
Railroad Tycoon 2
Peggle
Warioland 4

NO! THOSE ARE ALLIGATORS!
Revenge of the Gator
Sam & Max Hit The Road
The Adventures of Bayou Billy
TMNT3 and shit

I think there's one in Croc.

Imagine Pitfall, but Harry's got brittle bone disease. He takes one step forward and his legs break. As he plummets towards the ground, he holds out his arms instinctively to protect himself and they shatter on impact. The rest of the game is filled with him screaming in agony and trying to drag himself towards the first pit with his tongue. In order to end his misery.

Doesn't Sonic have a crocodile in it? Vectrex or summat.

I'd play that.

So, it's a reskin of Daley Thomson's Decathlon?

Welshy dunt like the blacks FeeX.

Lego Batman has a crocodile in it.

The drummer from Def Leppard only has one arm.

THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD ONLY HAS ONE ARM.

This thread has a good chortle:post ratio.

Though I am ruining it with this post.

Fantasy world Dizzy. To the right of the castle, if I recall. Had to time your jump to land on its snout. I assume it didn't have brittle bone disease.

That should be the Thursday game.

Breaking news! (chortle) Daley Thompson's Decathlon had no crocodiles in it. Unless Daley was played by one of the aliens from V.

Modern games! Where art thou crocodiles? Tomb Raider! Surely that had crocodiles in it/them? I didn't play them. Did it? I will not accept alligators.

Jack the Nipper 2: Coconut Capers has at least one in it. Just played it and got this screeny.

Admittedly it may be Kerry Katona having a bath.

Frogger

You're a bit late to the party, aren't you?

I was seconding the proposal.

If the loading screen for Jungle Adventure can tell us anything

It's that A pink faced gorilla can hide in some mouldy chops, looking enviously at a burger/book shop. Whether it contains crocodiles, we don't know. I don't have the snapshot, so call upon the 80s reject Chinnyhill10 to investigate crocodile potential.

That's brilliant. This one's good as well:

http://www.foddy.net/Cricket.html

Zoo Keeper!

Jungle Trouble!

Loading screen croc, I'm claiming that. *kicks Mr Chris in the face* FUCK OFF IT'S MIEN!

Good one. Modern too! Edit: ZOO TYCOON also! Of course!

There's the old arcade game, Jungle King/Jungle Hunt where you get to stab crocodiles in the face.

Good call! Evidence:

In Chaos, you can cast crocodile spells too.

Resident Evil 2.

Edit - Do zombie crocs count?

I'm sure there's one in one of the first two Monkey Islands somewhere...

And another! Evidence. Devilman. Much better than Myoptika*





*at listing games with crocodiles in them

Screeny or it didn't happen.

I can't do screenshots at the moment. Both Google and MSN images are blocked from work.

I'll accept this. If you can manage to watch this without dashing your brains out on your desk due to the sheer monotony of the kid's voice, you're a better man than I.

Surely one of the Hook computer games must have had a crocodile?

Revenge of the Gator. The best pinball game starring Crocodiles/Alligators

By the title, those are alligators. DENIED.

Revenge of the 'dile doesn't really work though.

Round the Bend

I miss Doc Croc.

No it doesn't. Revenge of the Crocodile In a Game does though. Ergo, aliigators, therefore not crocodiles. I don't make the rules, just stick by them.

I miss Doc Croc too. Hyperventilation through laughter and my childhood asthma made painful but gleeful moments watching that show.

Also, Civ 4. That has crocs, doesn't it?

Dunno if Tomb Raider had them, but Tomb Raider 3 definitely did.

Does it? Are you quite sure you've not gone mad in the head?

Confirmed.

Dimrill, can you put a definitive list in the OP, please? This is too important not to.

No, you do it modface.

It's too important for YOU not to do it. Too important.

Sam & Max hit the Road.

Edit - I guess these are alligators too.

At the golf course, of course.


Edit: AHA! yes Joans, unfortunately

Oh, snap.

Yeah, I googled Sam & Max Gator Golf to get the shot, so I knew I was cheating.