Be Excellent To Each Other

I am up in scotland... after a nice 9 hour drive, and it is not as cold as I thought it would be..

Plus watching the RAF take off is really really cool

I LOVE MOUNTAIN DEW.

I had FUCKING TONS of it when I was in the States last month.

TASTY MOUTH EXCELLENCE.

Mountain dew? I like it, but it's one of the few drinks I can't drink from a glass as it just looks wrong.

I've never had it before, but purchased 3 cans.

Best served chilled one would imagine?

Man, I love cloudy lemonade, but I wish it didn't feel like it's trying to split my tongue in half and give me Harlequin Foetus Lips.

Good god yes. Warm Mountain Dew = dog spunk.

I know why you bought Mountain Dew, really:

This would be imported caffeinated American Mountain Dew, yeah? I liked the decaf UK stuff, when we used to be able to get it; I imagine the US stuff, being the same but more potent, is excellent.

Gah! All this talk of Mountain Dew is so 10 years ago (a.d)

Try Lidl Cloudy Lemonade. Very nice and 39p for 2 litres with no sweeteners.

+ If Mimi thinks I'm spunking away my Dew at £1.27 a can on a experiment she is very much mistaken!

Shins funny of the day:

That's aces! If you want the passing policeman or traffic warden to check your tire tread depths and lights and mirrors, that is.

[pictures a meekly voiced Mr Chris weakly raising a hand and saying "excuse me Sir, please would you consider moving aside".]

Yes I was in London as well but now I'm in my warm warm office in dearest dearest Chinnytown.

I shall be returning to London in two weeks time. Booooo!

Chinny, you've been playing the same games for ages now. Update plz.

His GX4000 has RROD'd.

My counsellor tells me that a breakup like what I've been through is similar to grief, but I don't remember feeling like this when one of my best friends died from cancer a few years ago. Maybe it's because he was so ill for so long, I don't know. That seemed tremendously unfair that someone as wonderful as he should have their life taken away from them at the age of just 22, when he enjoyed life so much. I remember promising myself that I would not waste my life another second as some kind of way of honouring him.

Now I feel like I've broken that promise, because my life is a fucking mess and no mistake. At the very least, however, myself and the mother of my impending child have decided that, should the baby be a boy, we're going to name him after that friend. So I guess that's something.

Amusingly I think this was me and I only typed that because I could be bothered to try and spell Leicester Square.

I assumed you'd be smart enough to check the sodding site. Did you find the similar Canada/South Africa / Oz shop nearby?

Death notices for my grandpa in the Telegraph and Western Mail today. The Western Mail one appears to be online.

http://www.bmdsonline.co.uk/1361771

I'm not buying The Telegraph to see that one, though.

I am sat in a fucking hanger... it is colder inside than outide..... just no wind chill!!

Thanks for the heads-up, chinny!

Thank you, on both counts.

T minus 2 hrs 15 mins before Zio is sitting in a pub sipping a beer with Former Lady Zio for company. This will be a good thing. Tonight will be a good night. This is my mantra. I shall sit at my desk for the next 15 minutes repeating this until the positive vibes help me make it true.

Also: I have Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe, which I played briefly at lunchtime. The being the first Mortal Kombat I've actually enjoyed since MKII. 'Tis wonderful, though I am yet to discover how to pull of the Joker's fatality!

Dish more on DC vs thing universe. Tempted to get another thrash em up...

Also good luck tonight birthday bro.

My back...is stuck-it really hurts and I hate that damn embroidery bay! I am small yes, but I am a not a freaking hobbit!! I need a taller one uuuuuuuuuuuh

Zio-Good to hear that ^.^ I did read your PM but was half-asleep so I will re-read it tonight and send you one back

Took me an hour to drive 15 fucking miles.

Should've taken the bike.

Try 2 hours, 3 miles fucking London!

On a London related topic-I have just been told some nice news-I have 2 of my friends that have bought me Alan Rickman related things for Christmas this year *JUMPS UP AND DOWN* Yaaaaay

I take it one of them is a list of his daily whereabouts.

I have been given a drink, which I so I am pre-warning you but will log out so as not to opst any more this evening.

Feeling good up until about half an hour agho where I realised i managed to throw away a £26 par of pants i had not worn because they were still in my shopping bag that I put in the rubbish bin this morning, so feeling not at all happy about that and now prnan;y won't ever see this again

Has your bin been collected? I have no idea what the last bit means?

TWENTY-SIX POUNDS FOR PANTS?!

I found them! I the was tucked inside the bra so they didn't be seperated!

the worst thing was that there is a homeless man who goes through the bins every day looking for - i dunno what? Anyway, i thought oh no, what if he gets my pants Yes, underwear is expensive Craster, but it was a treat, they are silk with nice. usually not that expensive craster, but still always far more expensive than mens underwear. Bras are so much more expensive eh ladies? i will not say how much matching bra costs it is an abomnniation. teh last bit with the word was a mis-type, goodess G - it was supposed to say 'probably', but my fingers must have been over to the right of the keys. I only had a teensy bit of baileys. It is new. flavoir of coffee. I don't like it that much so won't have any more. Have put it in the frdge with some carrot cake. nom nom.

I also do not emabrass over underwear because we all wear it at least sometimes if not all of the time so it is not something to get all sshhhhhhh about now. I know it is giggley sometimes, arf

Anyway I found it! hooorayyyyyy

For some reason when you said pants I thought you meant jeans/trousers and became really confused when you said that you found them tucked inside your bra.

noooooo. trousers nope.

Anyway, shooping panic is now over, and i have packed about 1/3 of my siutcase and ready but i have the wii packed for animal crossing yeaaa! I have to work out how you get stuff from your xbox onto a memnory card. not done it before

i will do it tomorrow though.

now I am going to have some bread, nom nom. Who's with me?!

the baileys was not very nice. my sister likes it so she is coming over after i leave for christmas i will leave it in teh fridge for her. instead i have diet coke with lime - much nicer

Do not have baileys with lime.

I spent a year telling one of my friends that this was the nicest drinks combination. So one day he went out to buy some lime to have with the baileys. We told him to mix it in his mouth... the look on his face as it congealed is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

He never believed another word I said after that.

Suit you sir.

Have a nice evening Mimi, can we look forward to drunked postage at about 1.30AM?

Speaking of the general direction of pants, I bought a few months ago the same design of M&S 100% cotton boxers that I've stuck with for many years. They usually last. Except these new ones are worryingly worn and shredded already. Gentle washes at 30° too. Bastards.

Less curry = longer life pants.

Not tonight. I only had a littl of the baley because i wasn't that nice to be honest Just got some cola nd lma

Just woke up. i seem to hav fallen aslep in the chair Must be overtired so going t have an early night as well i think

Night Miims.

Hey look! Shin learned to spell Invisible!

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I hope Gaywood is making notes for this week's summary.

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I am not sleeping. i thought I would wake up in teh night and not be able to get back to sleep, and I have been trying so hard to normalise my sleeping patterns, so I made myself get up and have a shower and now I am looking at things

This poetry shit in screenwipe is both shit and gay at the same time. It's like crapping out elton john. Fucking freddy mercury. In Bedford.

Back from pub with Former Lady Zio. Despite the fact that she is still very much the Former Lady Zio, I have had a wonderful night. She is awesome, the most awesome person I have ever met in my life and even if I never get back together with her, at least I will have an awesome friend and some of the happiest memories a person can have. Maybe this is the beer talking. Can you tell I've been drinking beer? I have been drinking beer.

Happy now. Will have happy sleep, I am sure of it. Can't talk about Mortal Kombat vs DC Thingamummy, Dimmers, as I am inebriated. It is good though. A jolly good laugh. Plays like the 2D Mortal Kombats, but with DC characters. DC characters rule. I'd go gay for Batman. Possibly.

Good stuff.