Be Excellent To Each Other

+ There is bound to be an initial flurry of material and then a slow decline.

I shall monitor the situation a bt more, but without knowing what one might get it seems a bit of a waste of time to me whereas Popbitch and b3ta do that sort of shit for free but this is looking danerously like old, mine sodden ground so thanks anyway and when I click my fingers you will be abck in the room and none of this will ever have happened.

It's a complete waste now that I don't even go to the site for the forums anymore. Hey ho.

Yus.

All you lot are here, obv.

The stuff so far has consisted mostly of reprinted articles from Imagine's magazines. (the legality of doing so is debatable)

There's one original article whose quality I can't vouch for but it's not written for the site but simply something that was wrote but never actually published.

So he's dredged up a load of old stuff to desperately keep people interested, whilst still pumping out quality at the usual rate of knots (that is to say, twice a year).

If big hitters like Dimrill are cancelling, maybe he'll realise the folly of his ways. The thing is, I doubt he'll be able to retire gracefully from the internet and just ignore it like Mr Biffo did, because he considers himself too notable.

It speaks volumes that a lot of the userbase were there because they'd heard how good the forum was rather than how good he was.

Now now, just because I'm fat doesn't mean I'm a big hitter. I don't have any strength to lift up these bingo wings.

Ah, is that why you use one of those headstick things to type?

"forehead wand" thank you very much. *presses bell to acquire more melted chocolate*

If I had a forehead wand I would use it exclusively for stupid Dalek impressions.

Hmmm... I do have a plunger at home and some spare time tonight...

To hold a plunger you need to trepan a hole in your skull, as it's too heavy at the plunger end. Believe me on this one.

... cut the plunger shorter?

Rawlplugs.

Stunted dalek impression?! Get out! Get out of nut world!

The trick is to use a whisk and bend all the prongs out to encircle the rod of the plunger.

Gives mroe grip at the base.

So I'm told.

Hmm. I like to cut of your jib. *admires jib*

You want to cut off my jib?

Do I need my jib? Where is the jib?

"It's in the bureau. And you'd do well to leave it there." Father was my rock.

I bet this is what it would have felt like to be at the Treaty of Versailles.

Don't be silly, they didn't have Daleks then.

It was all CyberMen.

Well not excactly, it's a new version of an old site piece he wrote about the pgb factor. It was meant to be published along with pieces from other jour'no's in a book, but the book got cancelled.. it's a great article, althought it just explained the point in more detail rather than making new points..

hmm, so really nothing new.