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 Post subject: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:50 
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Alive or dead? AND WHY!?


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:51 
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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:54 
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CLUE: This picture was released to prove he was alive. So...

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:56 
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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
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Hmm, you can't see squat on that pic. Is this what you are getting at Lave:

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:57 
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Those 2 men have not ironed their trousers. Bad those men.

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:59 
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Hmm, you can't see squat on that pic. Is this what you are getting at Lave:

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It is!

It's really easy now. (I was going to post this if no one got it straight away).

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 13:04 
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Does the banner have the day's date on it, saying "STILL NOT DEAD!"?

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
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His shadow, yes? Shadow is wrong angle yes? He has ironed his trousers. He is slightly levitating in the heel area. He is Maddie in disguise. He hasn't ironed his shadow, yes?

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 13:08 
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Lave wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Hmm, you can't see squat on that pic. Is this what you are getting at Lave:

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It is!

It's really easy now. (I was going to post this if no one got it straight away).
They photochopped out the soldiers' arms holding him up and replaced them with shadow?

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 13:09 
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Dimrill wrote:
His shadow, yes? Shadow is wrong angle yes?


DING DING DING - WE HAVE A WINNER.

He has super fake shadow.

Conclusion: Deado! Or effectively dead.

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 13:11 
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Lave wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
His shadow, yes? Shadow is wrong angle yes?


DING DING DING - WE HAVE A WINNER.

He has super fake shadow.

Conclusion: Deado! Or effectively dead.

Or all of the soldiers are leaning forward, of course.

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
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The thin black line across the wall mysteriously vanishes behind the soldiers to his left and right, too.


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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
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Good spot!


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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
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Is that the new Rowen Atkinson vehicle?


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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
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he might be standing forward of the soldiers to make him look a little taller. could that affect the shadow?

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 13:21 
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I reckon he was sat on some device that they needed to 'shop out to make him look hunky and upright


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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 13:29 
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i hope he isn't dead, at least until i have an holiday on north korea.

I once read an article about tourism in north korea, and it sounded fun. Like chernobyl without the radiation


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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 13:31 
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Bluce_Ree wrote:
he might be standing forward of the soldiers to make him look a little taller. could that affect the shadow?


Only by increasing the angle I would think. Not making it more parallel.

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 13:38 
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Lave wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Hmm, you can't see squat on that pic. Is this what you are getting at Lave:

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 13:41 
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Where did you get these pictures?

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 13:46 
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Pod wrote:
Where did you get these pictures?


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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
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Where did you get these pictures?


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/06/kim-jong-il-photoshop-err_n_141927.html

who stole it from

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article5099581.ece

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
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From the comments on the Times article:

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But most of all when the photo is blown up, on the right side of the leader in the concrete, someone has put a sublimation in. It is a male penis with gonads. also a thin woman with breasts. I do this for a living and use tech you probably do not have but still can see.


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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 14:04 
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Craster wrote:
From the comments on the Times article:

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But most of all when the photo is blown up, on the right side of the leader in the concrete, someone has put a sublimation in. It is a male penis with gonads. also a thin woman with breasts. I do this for a living and use tech you probably do not have but still can see.


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He forgot to put in the bit about them watching him from the bins.


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Craster wrote:
From the comments on the Times article:

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But most of all when the photo is blown up, on the right side of the leader in the concrete, someone has put a sublimation in. It is a male penis with gonads. also a thin woman with breasts. I do this for a living and use tech you probably do not have but still can see.


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What is a "sublimation" in this context? And how does one view the lady?

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
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chinnyhill10 wrote:
Craster wrote:
From the comments on the Times article:

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But most of all when the photo is blown up, on the right side of the leader in the concrete, someone has put a sublimation in. It is a male penis with gonads. also a thin woman with breasts. I do this for a living and use tech you probably do not have but still can see.


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He forgot to put in the bit about them watching him from the bins.


They have replaced his cat with an exact robot replica.
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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
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Mr Chris wrote:
What is a "sublimation" in this context?


It's where a substance turns straight from a solid to a male penis with gonads, without passing through a liquid state.

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
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It's like some sort of magic eye image. If you stare at it long enough they start to sway.

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 Post subject: Re: Lets Play is Kim Jong il Dead?
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I also have access to advanced imaging tools, and I have found the things mentioned above:

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