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 Post subject: The Virgin Mary is in my toast, Jesus is in my watermelon
PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:22 
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Look I toasted this piece of bread and there's a big blotch, it looks like Virgin Mary.

You've seen these stories before, yup? Well, for once it isn't a Catholic sighting but a Hindu sighting of the divine within every day objects.

This charming man sees the elephant-headed god Ganesh in one of his bedding plants:

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The Jamaica man is convinced the mysterious blossom is an incarnation of the elephant-headed Hindu god Ganesh - and neighbors and friends are flocking to see it.

The nearly 4-foot-tall flower grew in June and began to resemble an elephant's head and trunk in August. Lal said that the ailments that had plagued him for months disappeared.

"They say God comes in many forms. I figure this has taken the form of a plant to come into my yard to bless me," said Lal, who immigrated from Guyana three decades ago.

Experts at the Queens Botanical Garden identified the plant as a member of the amaranth family, which is native to Africa, India and southern Central America but not the U.S. Horticulturalists at the garden have never seen an amaranth take an elephant-like shape, garden spokesman Tim Heimerle said.

"For it to have that long trunk like this is not a natural thing,"
he said.


Horticultural expert, eh?

Because Mimi did some delving and found this:

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Elephant Head Amaranth
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Amaranthus gangeticus
(Heirloom) The reason it's called Elephant Head is that the deep-red bloom grows quite large (36-40") with a long (18-24") protuberance that looks like an elephant's trunk. Annual. (65-80 days) Approx. 150 seeds.

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Expert Fail. Journalist Fail.

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 Post subject: Re: The Virgin Mary is in my toast, Jesus is in my watermelon
PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:24 
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 Post subject: Re: The Virgin Mary is in my toast, Jesus is in my watermelon
PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:27 
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Horticulture fail LOL
Excellent work :D

This truly is a Ganesh-shaped sign.


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 Post subject: Re: The Virgin Mary is in my toast, Jesus is in my watermelon
PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:28 
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Great sleuthing Mimi!

What an excellent flower. Hmmm...christmas presents...


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 Post subject: Re: The Virgin Mary is in my toast, Jesus is in my watermelon
PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:30 
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I HAZ GANESH IN MY KEKS LOL!1111

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:31 
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Mimi wrote:
The Jamaica man


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 Post subject: Re: The Virgin Mary is in my toast, Jesus is in my watermelon
PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:32 
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 Post subject: Re: The Virgin Mary is in my toast, Jesus is in my watermelon
PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 19:17 
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Nice one, Meems. What a bunch of idiots.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 19:40 
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Oh this is excellent Mimi - really, really excellent. :DD

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 Post subject: Re: The Virgin Mary is in my toast, Jesus is in my watermelon
PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 19:41 
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Yeah, good one.

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 Post subject: Re: The Virgin Mary is in my toast, Jesus is in my watermelon
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"This formation came to heal my illness," the 60-year-old Hindu man said of his relief from pain due to a bone spur near his spine and bulging discs in his neck.

That bit cracked me up! This is ace :D

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