Euro-wiff

Tmuk · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 13:53

There was a strong smell of shit in the air as I left the flat this morning - nothing unusual there, I do live in east London - but it continued all the way into work this morning. I came to the natural conclusion that it must have been emanating from me, but when I just checked into the BBC News, it seems the French are to blame!

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6631

I once played cricket on a lovely hot early summers afternoon. The farmer with the field next door decided that it would be the ideal time to spread manure over the whole thing, and it reeked. I think I ended up fielding on the boundary nearest for a while as well. :spew:

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

Just not cricket, old boy. :hat:

NervousPete · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 13:59

Freaky, I think I smelt some of it on the way to work this morning here in Cardiff. Alternately, it could be the rubbish being collected, or a foul smelling new breed of alien invasion* hitting Cardiff once again through the rift.

*No Daily Express jokes please.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 14:01

Rather awesomely, Miss Holland is talking about the eurowhiff.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 14:11

Quote:

Have you noticed a particular bad smell in the air near you over the past few days? Let us know.

How tempted am I to answer "Yes, it's my mate Pete"

CUS · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 14:11

Mr Dave wrote:

How tempted am I to answer "Yes, it's my mate Peat"

Possibly what you meant anyway-FTFY

Morte · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 14:13

Those dirty, dirty foreigns.

Tmuk · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 14:14

I think we should all prepare for when the wind changes direction and give them a taste of their own medicine. What smell do the French hate? Tesco Value cheese?

NervousPete · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 14:17

Mr Dave wrote:

Quote:

Have you noticed a particular bad smell in the air near you over the past few days? Let us know.

How tempted am I to answer "Yes, it's my mate Pete"

I'll have you know I shower every day and my freshly washed clothes always smell apple blossom fresh. :'(

Shewolf · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 14:18

For once it's not smelling here.
Sadly in summer it's horrid becasue there is a sewer works a stones throw away and they won't move it.

Oh.. 'here' as in at Sheep's.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10197

So what they're saying is that instead of landfilling our rubbish, we should just throw it up in front of a really fucking big fan mounted on the white cliffs?

Shewolf · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 16:13

BikNorton wrote:

So what they're saying is that instead of landfilling our rubbish, we should just throw it up in front of a really fucking big fan mounted on the white cliffs?

I'd vote for this.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Today's bad smell is in Southern England.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7354538.stm

Such a shame Kevin Bouquet (Mr Bad Smell man from BBC news) has retired! Following the lead from Rev Goatboy on Popbitch, a cry of "todays bad smell is in...... Leeds" would go up every time Mr Bouquet popped up on News 24 (which we pretty much always had on it the office).

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