Be Excellent To Each Other

The villagers arise after a very eventful day. Apart from Runcle everyone is present.

All eyes turn towards Goddess Jasmine - she's still alive! Could it be that she was protected by the Doctor last night and GazChap the Ripper couldn't get to her?

The steely gaze of the lynch mob turns towards GazChap, who has an ear-to-ear grin on his face. "You idiots, you're all useless! You couldn't crack my codes, my codes! My precious codes! Curse you, if you want to kill me, kill me now! You're all dead anyway, all of you! Ha ha-HA! Just wait!"

GazChap pulls out a mobile phone and quickly taps in a number. Before the townsfolk can stop him, he presses the Call button and suddenly kalmar starts ringing. "Hunh?", he groans. Confused, he pulls his shirt up to reveal a flashing lump in his stomach and a Caesarean-style scar.

Memories of summer blockbuster The Dark Knight spring to mind, and kalmar immediately starts running, far away from the remaining villagers.

Expecting a massive explosion, everyone except GazChap cowers on the ground. A minute passes with no booms. The crowd rises and kalmar gingerly walks back towards the crowd.

"See, IDIOTS! You're all idiots!", shouts GazChap.

Suddenly, he pulls out a .44 Magnum revolver and, aiming it squarely at kalmar's head, pulls the trigger. The loudest gunshot the villagers have ever heard rings in their ears - even kalmar's, which are now spread across the ground along with the rest of his head and brains.

GazChap puts the gun away and stands there grinning insanely.

Joans quickly breaks in and checks kalmar's flat: a crystal ball and tarot cards - kalmar was the Seer.

After the shock of seeing kalmar's brains blown out, the township turn their attentions to the missing Runcle. Mr Russ breaks the pantry window and squeezes himself through.

He makes his way up to Runcle's bedroom and finds a his jacket tied to the bed. Mr Russ cuts the rope holding the jacket together and recoils as he finds dead fish inside - an old Sicilian method of killing. Runcle was sleeping with the fishes now.

GazChap opens Runcle's wardrobe to find a couple of small cameras and spindles of blank DVDs - it turns out that Runcle was the CCTV Operator.

[playerlist]
GazChap
Goddess Jasmine
Joans
LaceSensor
Sheepeh
Spinglo Sponglo!
Zardoz
[/playerlist]

It is now Day 5. With 8 players alive, 5 votes are required for a lynch and 6 votes for there to be no lynch. If there is no lynch, Day 5 will expire at 8pm Friday.

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YOU FOOLS.

How mAny toWNi3s are leFT now? OUT comes the MAFIA blockvoting! BL00dy itALiAN$!

Shut up.

Thanks Gaz, I mean you could have hit the mafia or the cult leader or something.
Also, you just know CG is posting about how he knew we couldn't trust the SK.

I bet Curiosity would've killed GJ for us.

So, assuming that the leader has to do the dirty work, then GJ is definitely the cult leader.
There could be 3 cultists.
We still have a doctor, but he could be cult.
There's at least one mafia goon, could be 2 and a roleblocker.

*goes inside and locks door*

I think we need to get rid of GJ as a definite cultists. If we leave her alive then it's dangerously close to a cult win. If we leave Gaz alive, then it's pot luck.

[vote:Goddess Jasmine]

(Also, I kind of anticipated this yesterday, it wouldn't have taken much for gaz to realise that if he killed someone else, we'd be forced to give him another reprieve).

[vote:Goddess Jasmine]

I don't want another reprieve, I expect to die today by the hands of a Mafia/Cult blockvote as I'm all that's stopping them from being VICTORIOUS!

Just before anyone jumps on me, there could be 3 goons and the roleblocker left.

But we don't have 4 mafia and 3 cult and 1 SK, because I really am pure town.
I hope I'm not the only one...

Actually mate yeah, depending on the numbers you could be fucked.

If there's 2 more townies, we'll probably just get a stalemate, unless one of the mafia is the impatient type.
but if cult+mafia >= 5, then I think it's all over for me and you

Pure? You know nothing of pure. Pure is the feeling you get as you pull a man's intestines out with your teeth.

I guess all those offers to eat your own testicles should have been a dead giveaway.
Care to translate the code on night 2 for us?

Oh, and did you just spoil the Dark Knight for me? I haven't seen that yet.

The testicular consumption was supposed to be a very subtle clue, yes.

AND NO, YOU CAN'T CRACK MY PRECIOUS CODES SO I WON'T CRACK THEM FOR YOU. YOU MUST WORK FOR YOUR BISCUITS.

I just thought you were being foolishly overconfident.
Are you always a bad guy in these games?

As for your code, was one of the words GazChap?

I'm not the bad guy, all you guys are the bad ones! I'M PURE, DRIVEN ONLY BY HATRED AND BLOODLUST. You will all die, all of you! Ha hA haAA ha haa HA!

Also, no. I'll tell all code-wise in the dead thread after the game, on the off-chance that someone wants to try and work them out while the game's still running

[vote:GazChap] He's lying, murdering scum. Just as likely to take out a townie overnight. Again.

I'm not at all likely to take out a townie overnight as they're now vastly outnumbered by the Mafia and Cult. It's quite possible that there's only one townie left.

But hey, vote away. The only difference between me and Jasmine is that I'm up front about my activities.

Well, now I am. Not so much the past few days, natch

[vote:gazchap]

Malc

Vote Update

gazchap: 2 votes (goddess jasmine, spinglo sponglo!)
goddess jasmine: 2 votes (gazchap, joans)

Not voted: lacesensor, mr russ, sheepeh, zardoz

With 8 players alive, 5 votes are required for a lynch and 6 votes for there to be no lynch.

Erm, er who to choose? The defo cultist or the random freak?

Sorry Jasmin...

[vote: Goddess Jasmin]

There's still a chance GazChap could do us townies some good.

That's ok Zards, you just keep on making votes that don't count...

The way I see it, GJ is the cult leader, and gazchap is the sk.

Gazchap is just killing anyone and can't be trusted, wheras the mafia need the cult to be culled. So I imagine they will kill GJ tonight, we should kill gazchap today and be rid of him.

Malc

A thought has occured to me...
Why would the mafia kill Runcle?
I guess you can understand them not going after GazChap, if he'd killed GJ, and they'd killed him. Then we'd be out lynching today and could easily hit the mafia.
But why Runcle, surely after GazChap, the cult are their main worry, and with Runcle being a confirmed townie, you'd have expected them to kill anyone but him?

Well he was the CCTV operator, so he could have known stuff about them and be able to point them out.

Malc, if we kill GazChap today, then the cult get another recruit in and it's pretty much game over for the town (depending on how many are left), if we kill GJ then the cult get no more recruits and Gaz kills someone, could be me, could be you. Could be mafia, cult, town, miscellaneous, but there's a chance it will help us out (only a slim one though).

Of course, all this depends on whose side you're on.

So you're being protected by the recruited Doctor then?

Eeek!

At this stage?
And from what I understand he'd have to set up another screen last night and then watched it tonight, so we wouldn't have learned anything until tomorrow.

No dude, you just can't spell.

I thought the kill would happen before the recruit.

Malc

I did have to check that:

[vote:Goddess Jasmine]

Well this is a bit of a conundrum isnt it

id like to hear from everyone, and advise caution in voting.


someone may have had a vison that can aid the town.

The Seer and CCTV guy are dead though.

I'm not sure where the Seer's action comes in the night order (although kill is last, so I'd guess before then).
I think the odds of someone having a vision they'd want to reveal are now pretty slim.

The way I see it at the moment, although I'm open to hearing why it's not so black & white, is if you're mafia/cult, you want Gaz dead, if you're townie/SK, you want GJ dead.
(The cult don't necessarily want Gaz dead, but he's preferable to their leader, and Gaz doesn't necessarily want GJ dead, but it's preferable to himself.)

I think the seer could still have given someone a vision though, so it is worth waiting for everyone to pop in.
Sheepeh ususally turns up when summoned.

Sheepeh!
*snaps fingers*

There is a 3rd way.

I am it.

Malc

Malc, you're probably going to have to elaborate.

A new thought, we almost certainly don't have a mafia roleblocker, otherwise, what the hell were they doing last night?

You're going to blow Gaz up?

Wuh?

Terrorist's already gone.

Well, the only (important) roles left are Doctor - and I'm not sure how that will help us, mafia roleblocker - I'm not sure there can be one after last night and mafia goon - which would imply you're the only one left, but it's a bad time to try and cut a deal.

Unless I'm missing something.

I think we all must be.

It's quite clear to anyone with even a tenth of a brain that people voting for me are cultists or Mafia.

Those two groups need to be killed first, simply because when it comes to killing I've got more... panache.

My point was I'm neither cult/mafia but I have my reasons for voting for gazchap. I can't elaborate now (it would spoil the reason, although even this might have done). There is a set of circumstances where I could explain, but I can't reveal what they are P

Malc

It's because I fucked your sister in the next village, isn't it?

COME ON, BE HONEST.

How was I to know she was a screamer?