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CUS · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:11

Actually, GazChap, your mate would be Harpo. I saw his name and had weirdly enough saw 'The Zeppo' a Buffy episode, the night before. There's reason for that username existing, and I can say with absolute certainty that no PMs or posts would havebeen made by that account.

I also created Mowgli for Malc's "Siblings?" poll. I also created tediousCUSalias which is, evidently, a tedious CUS alias OMG TEH KRYPTIX.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Oh, I didn't realise we were having a gimmick account confession day.

Ok, mine were ...Reaper & The Air

It has been 6 days since I had a drink created a gimmick account.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:13

CUS wrote:

No, but it doesn't matter what I do or say, by the look of it.

I've come back, saying from the start "Hi guys, look, we've had our fallings out, but I know that's partly because in the past I've exhibited some pretty wacky behaviour." I've been willing to say okay, perhaps it's "all my fault", because I've had my issues* and have only tried to be open, honest, and just you know, move the fuck on.

If that's not enough for some people, then I am sorry. It is bad enough, when there are those who have said "I hate you! You said this!" - despite no such fucking thing ever being thought, nevermind said by me. Yes, that is cryptic, folks. Sorry. I'm just trying to post about games and argue about politics and laugh about jokes, and try and get over my breakdown. Can I please? Are we not men?

* note: this isn't emo. This is apologizing like a gentlemen for uncouth behaviour, and explaining that I have had the vapours. So fuck off, you pathetically mediocre troll scum. And consider: I have never, ever, ever tried to troll or fuck with you, as a measure of some respect, for some among you. Don't make me start. K? K.

WTF? What the hell caused all this? /re-reads the thread

I am none of the above people.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:14

Joans wrote:

Oh, I didn't realise we were having a gimmick account confession day.

Ok, mine were ...Reaper & The Air

It has been 6 days since I had a drink created a gimmick account.

Actually, you know what, I'm starting to think this was a really bad idea.

Da5e · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:15

tediousCUSalias is an anagram of Casual Seditious zomg cryptopsy and that!

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:16

davidmac is my brother.

Malc

CUS · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:17

Why is that Kalmar? Would you be BeeX Fanboy?

*IF* so - why, fed up with all the touchy-feely crap? Yeah, man, that sucks. Better to just weigh in with some abuse. That always helps.

However, I don't assume you are, because that would be FUCKING PARANOID god the irons.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Joans was The Air? Man, was a tosser.

CUS · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:18

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

davidmac is my brother.

How is he? How is his fringe? I remember the internet's own Goddess Jasmine rather liked his fringe.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Joans was The Air? Man, was a tosser.

He could get a couple of sentences grammatcially correct though.

Any chance, we can keep our little war to PMs. I'm sure I'm not the only person getting weary of it.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:21

I am really at a loss as to why so many of these fake accounts have been created...

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:21

No, not me, for I have only have one user account (remembering the password for more than one would be a bit beyond me anyway).

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Curiosity wrote:

I am really at a loss as to why so many of these fake accounts have been created...

It would appear they're mostly for one-off jokes, like.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:22

Curiosity wrote:

I am really at a loss as to why so many of these fake accounts have been created...

As we can see a lot of them are for spur-of-the moment jokes by various different people. All good

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Joans wrote:

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Joans was The Air? Man, was a tosser.

He could get a couple of sentences grammatcially correct though.

Any chance, we can keep our little war to PMs. I'm sure I'm not the only person getting weary of it.

Pipe down, dick.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:24

Mr Chris wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

I am really at a loss as to why so many of these fake accounts have been created...

It would appear they're mostly for one-off jokes, like.

Or to manipulate votes in the mod elections... I knew there was no way that myoptika had received any real votes!

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:25

The ones that haven't made any posts are probably badgerite shills, yep.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Curiosity wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

I am really at a loss as to why so many of these fake accounts have been created...

It would appear they're mostly for one-off jokes, like.

Or to manipulate votes in the mod elections... I knew there was no way that myoptika had received any real votes!

I refrained from using Noseybonk for ill ends, not least because IP LOGS (yes, the mods know who all the alternative accounts are owned by) would show me to be a gerrymandering Freemason and I would be duly EXPOSED as the DEMOCRACY KILLING ELITEST that I really am.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:27

I've not been through the logs properly before. Quite a few people have aliases. The most interesting thing the logs are showing is that LewieP is also his own mother

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:28

CUS wrote:

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

davidmac is my brother.

How is he? How is his fringe? I remember the internet's own Goddess Jasmine rather liked his fringe.

um, he's fine I met up with him on Saturday (along with a load of old friends from the block of flats where we grew up) it was ace fun.

Malc

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:29

Mr Chris wrote:

a gerrymandering Freemason and I would be duly EXPOSED as the DEMOCRACY KILLING ELITEST that I really am.

ZOMG MASSIVE ELECTORAL FRAUDS!!!1

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:30

Oh, and Fanboy here is the same person as SUC. Note that this isn't the SUC account that CUS created - we deleted that. Someone else reregistered it.

Derren Brown · **Joined:** 16th May, 2008 **Posts:** 17

Oh good, more nonsense.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:32

Mr Chris wrote:

I refrained from using Noseybonk for ill ends

I don't think you can use these joke accounts to vote in polls. The Albino Kid told me when he tried to vote that he didn't have enough posts...

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

How many more crappy jokes do I need to make to be able to manipulate the polls to my own end?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

Joans wrote:

How many more crappy jokes do I need to make to be able to manipulate the polls to my own end?

50% more.

markh · **Joined:** 13th Oct, 2008 **Posts:** 903

I'm a real person!
I am a looong time lurker both here and at WOS. I intended to post but by the time I registered I forgot what I was going to say!

So, greetings one and all.

P.S. none of the other random ones were me.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

Joans wrote:

How many more crappy jokes do I need to make to be able to manipulate the polls to my own end?

50% more.

Unless you vote for me, as I've got you set to "friend".

CUS · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:36

Someone tell myoptika (ah, so now I understand why he's being particularly ignorant. Good-o, clique away) that actually, yeah, you can. Or could, anyway.

BEEX fanboy · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:36

IT'S SO UNFAIR! I ain't CUS or Ashen or nobody else, I is just one of the da kids, right?! No one understands me!

Tmuk · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:36

As usual I have absolutely no idea what's going on.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:37

markh wrote:

I'm a real person!
I am a looong time lurker both here and at WOS. I intended to post but by the time I registered I forgot what I was going to say!

So, greetings one and all.

P.S. none of the other random ones were me.

Excellent! Welcome Markh and the other new people we've uncovered. Post more: Posts means prizes!

Sheepeh · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2320

Tmuk wrote:

As usual I have absolutely no idea what's going on.

You're not alone.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Quote:

IT'S SO UNFAIR! I ain't CUS or Ashen or nobody else, I is just one of the da kids, right?! No one understands me!

Well you're evidently someone that has been around for several months, otherwise you wouldn't know Dr. A = Ashen. This means you're either an existing user pissing about, or a very idle someone we've never heard of.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Mr Chris wrote:

Craster wrote:

Joans wrote:

How many more crappy jokes do I need to make to be able to manipulate the polls to my own end?

50% more.

Unless you vote for me, as I've got you set to "friend".

A white hole?

Edit - Woah, Sherlock Gnomes is on the case.

Sheepeh · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2320

kalmar wrote:

markh wrote:

I'm a real person!
I am a looong time lurker both here and at WOS. I intended to post but by the time I registered I forgot what I was going to say!

So, greetings one and all.

P.S. none of the other random ones were me.

Excellent! Welcome Markh and the other new people we've uncovered. Post more: Posts means prizes!

Except new posters would see a "new" account posted for "some reason" getting ripped in to. I for one shun our random second/third/fourth account making overlords.

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

Hey this is great but GET SOME FUCKING PERSPECTIVE everyone getting bent out of shape about a forum.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7657000/7657461.stm

"Oh noes someone said something that could be perceived as a slight upon a pseudonym I use on a forum"

"I had to hang my baby"

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:39

BEEX fanboy wrote:

IT'S SO UNFAIR! I ain't CUS or Ashen or nobody else, I is just one of the da kids, right?! No one understands me!

No, you're SUC (or you've broken into his house and are using his computer). Do keep up

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

Trousers wrote:

Hey this is great but GET SOME FUCKING PERSPECTIVE everyone getting bent out of shape about a forum.

Umm, I don't anyone in this thread is bent out of shape at all, I think it's all pisstaking. Except CUS, who seems to have gone off on one a bit, unless I have misread it.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6552

Joans wrote:

[Edit - Woah, Sherlock Gnomes is on the case.

Ohh, the sound of this pleases me. CG - solve some mysteries so we can use this again. Thanks!

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Quote:

IT'S SO UNFAIR! I ain't CUS or Ashen or nobody else, I is just one of the da kids, right?! No one understands me!

Well you're evidently someone that has been around for several months, otherwise you wouldn't know Dr. A = Ashen. This means you're either an existing user pissing about, or a very idle someone we've never heard of.

Haha!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:42

Apart from the lurker who has said hello, this thread is a car crash.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Squirt wrote:

Joans wrote:

[Edit - Woah, Sherlock Gnomes is on the case.

Ohh, the sound of this pleases me. CG - solve some mysteries and then HACK THE OFFENDER TO PIECES WITH A SPOON IN A MURDEROUS RAGE so we can use this again. Thanks!

Ragelock Gnomes FTFY.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

*dons raincoat and pokes self in eye*

My wife, you know, she understands this internet stuff better than me.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

Curiosity wrote:

Apart from the lurker who has said hello, this thread is a car crash.

It was all worth it for the RAGELOCK GNOMES thing.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:43

Threadlock Homes coming up soon, possibly.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Kalmar - No, see, as 'ercule Poirot hasn't done the big reveal at the end, letting us all know who Fryish is.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:45

Mr Chris wrote:

Kalmar - No, see, as 'ercule Poirot hasn't done the big reveal at the end, letting us all know who Fryish is.

It is someone in thees very room?

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

The killer is someone in this thread!

"My first clue came at 3pm, when the clock stopped. The second clue came 2 hours later at 3pm..."

BEEX fanboy · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:47

Grim... wrote:

No, you're SUC (or you've broken into his house and are using his computer). Do keep up

I SO AIN'T SUC! I am not him that person was so square!

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