Celebrity Deathlist 2024

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jan 01, 2024 12:22

Ghoulish as it may be, please do join us as we choose the celebrities that we think will begin pushing up some daisies in 2024.

THE RULES:ernes
1! Ye mayest choose ten elder statesmen or women who seem mosteth likely to YOUR brain to die in the year 2024.
2! You may choose to select two yougsters AT MOST on yowse list. If any of said younglings do peg it in the next twelve months then ye shall receive FIVE WHOLESOME POINTS per death. The inclusion of these are optional, but if taken please preface their name with WILDCARD on the list. Eth.
3! The competition has "celebrity" in the title for an reason! If challenged on an choice ye must PROVE THEIR WORTH!
4! Ye wildcards musteth not exceed 50 years in age! Conversely, yow's elder statemen/wo must not be youngester than 50.
5! Ye may not perpetrate the kills yeself. Let nature, malady or lifestyle make the end-of-life option.
6! Ye choices may not be changedeth once madeded.
7! Ye hast until MONDAY 8TH of January to post ye list or ye can reet fuck off like.
8! If an candidate dies BEFORE ye's list is posted, the death shall not count towards ye's score.
9! No funny stuff.

EXCITING NEW RULE! PM me thy list. People's choices shall be posted here after the submission date expires! EXCITING!

DavPaz
1. Jimmy Carter
2. Mel Brooks
3. Clint Eastwood
4. Dick Van Dyke
5. Patricia Routledge
6. Gene Hackman
7. Robert Duvall
8. Tom Baker
9. Bam Margera (WILDCARD!)
10. Frankie Muniz (WILCARD!!)

Kovacs
1. Judie Dench
2. Cliff Richard
3. Ken Clarke
4. Boris Johnson
5. King Charles
6. David Attenborough
7. Keith Richards
8. Mick Jagger
9. Rod Stewart
10. Leonardo DiCaprio

MaliA
1. Judy Dench
2. Cliff Richard
3. Ken Clarke
4. Harriet Harman
5. John Major
6. Brian Cox (Actor, not mountain whisperer)
7. Charles Dance
8. Mick Jagger
9. Rod Stewart
10. Emily Atak

Kern
1. Michael Heseltine
2. Dick Van Dyke
3. Neil Kinnock
4. Imelda Marcos
5. Lulu
6. Rupert Murdoch
7. Tom Lehrer
8. Tony Blackburn
9. Alan Bennett
10. WILDCARD Ant from Ant and Dec

GazChap
Dick Van Dyke
David Attenborough
Meryl Streep
Mel Brooks
Jimmy Carter
Clint Eastwood
Anthony Hopkins
Buzz Aldrin
Jude Law
Patricia Routledge

Grim
1. Dick Van Dyke, surely it's this year
2. Yoko Ono
3. Mel Brooks
4. Jimmy Carter
5. Gene Hackman
6. Tom Baker
7. Prunella Scales
8. Michael Schumacher
9. The Dalai Lama
10. The Pope

Me
1 - Dick Van Dyke
2 - James Whale
3 - Mel Brooks
4 - Shannon Doherty
5 - Jimmy Carter
6 - Clint Eastwood
7 - Prunella Scales
8 - Hans Blix
9 - Esther Rantzen
10 - Cleo Lane

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Jan 02, 2024 9:35

For transparency 's sake, I shall put mine in a mysterious manner.

1 - DVD
2 - JW
3 - MB
4 - SD
5 - JC
6 - Cl
7 - PS
8 - HB
9 - ER
10 - CL

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

THE DIE IS CAST

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jan 02, 2024 11:47

Probably more competitive if you used 2024.

But thems the rules!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Jan 02, 2024 11:54

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:15

Skullduggery!!!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:22

Dimrill wrote:

9! No funny stuff.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jan 02, 2024 15:40

Ban yourself!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Jan 02, 2024 16:34

Received! - Paz, Malia, Kovacs!

This idea's been great. A real spread of choices.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jan 03, 2024 1:09

Kern in!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jan 03, 2024 13:30

ChapGaz in!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jan 03, 2024 14:06

Grime in!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 03, 2024 14:07

If I get really lucky two of mine could die twice

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Jan 03, 2024 14:33

Grim... wrote:

If I get really lucky two of mine could die twice

Mr Bond or Jedwood?

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 03, 2024 18:36

Youi'll have to wait until Monday to find out.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

Saw a headline saying ".... Mary Poppins actor dead at 100" and I naturally thought.... but no.

https://amp.theguardian.com/film/2024/j ... ry-poppins

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

DavPaz wrote:

Saw a headline saying ".... Mary Poppins actor dead at 100" and I naturally thought.... but no.

https://amp.theguardian.com/film/2024/j ... ry-poppins

That link, like the actress, seems to be dead.

Try this one. Glynis Johns-(Mrs Banks from Mary Poppins)

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

David Soul

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67895679

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Fri Jan 05, 2024 17:07

Sucks. Derek Draper passed today also. Poor sod, that was no way to go

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Sat Jan 06, 2024 14:18

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/actor-christi ... 31562.html

Christian Oliver.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

JohnCoffey wrote:

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/actor-christian-oliver-51-daughters-172031562.html

Christian Oliver.

I don't know the guy, but that sounds awful

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Jan 06, 2024 17:41

Only 2 more full days to apply!

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Franz Beckenbauer

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67917047

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4850

Dimrill wrote:

Only 2 more full days to apply!

Oops, I missed it :droool:

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Jan 09, 2024 12:48

And the votes are in!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

I have to wonder what Jude Law and Emiliy Atak have done to deserve the death wish

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Jan 09, 2024 13:56

Two more years and Anthony "Ant" McPartlin ceases to be my wildcard!

Came close one year.... nasty things, paintballs.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Laurie Johnson, composer of TV and film themes and scores.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2024 17:25

Oh, those Russians…

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5418

Gary Graham down

https://comicbook.com/startrek/news/gar ... d-tv-shows

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 25, 2024 22:48

Jesse Jane, "specialist" actress.

https://www.outkick.com/jesse-jane-adul ... -overdose/

She was only 43

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:39

Hinton Battle, who played The Cat in one of the ill-fated US pilots of Red Dwarf.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5418

GazChap wrote:

Hinton Battle, who played The Cat in one of the ill-fated US pilots of Red Dwarf.

He was the demon in “once more, with feeling” too.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-68188746

Carl Weathers, Apollo Creed himself

Kern · **Posted:** Sat Feb 03, 2024 9:52

Jonnie Irwin gains a place in the sun.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Feb 03, 2024 13:30

DavPaz wrote:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-68188746

Carl Weathers, Apollo Creed himself

This. This right here. Is hard.

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Feb 05, 2024 13:55

Pike can no longer be called a stupid boy.

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Feb 08, 2024 13:02

Mojo Nixon, country music pioneer and writer of such classics as 'Elvis is everywhere', 'Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child', 'Don Henley must die' and 'Let's Burn Ole Nashville Down' has died.

https://people.com/mojo-nixon-dies-elvi ... er-8572164

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Steve Wright : https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68287707

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

Was just listening to the Traffic presenter on BBC2 cry her eyes out live on air

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2024 21:04

Ah man that’s sad news. I know he's not been in great shape but still come as a shock that. Always enjoyed his radio shows.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2024 21:51

Why did I think he'd been Yewtree'd?

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4850

Grim... wrote:

Why did I think he'd been Yewtree'd?

The glasses and the moustache had a vibe about them.

Unfair and judgemental, yes, but that's the world these days, and it's a creeping and pervasive gloom that's spreading.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26118

Grim... wrote:

Why did I think he'd been Yewtree'd?

Dave Lee Travis was a few years ago, so could it be misremembering that? Wright had a strange persona, so I think he just gave some folks the heebie jeebies.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Feb 14, 2024 14:49

He played other stuff too, not just the Brothers Gibb.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Robin Windsor, Strictly Come Dancing professional, aged 44

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2024 12:21

Ewen MacIntosh won't be commuting any more.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:04

Lesson ends for Mr Robson

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

JOHN SAVIDENT; I SAY JOHN SAVIDENT HAS TIME CALLED ON HIM.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Feb 23, 2024 16:05

Someone else who I thought had already died.

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