Be Excellent To Each Other

I'd fine her face for polluting the environment.

I'd let her off the fine, as she's only got about five more years to live if she eats like that three times a week.

Did i read that right, a bucket 3 times a week!!

I'd make her pay the fine, twice, as she's so fat she needs 2 parking spaces.

Fatty's car, yesterday:

Well, she could probably do with losing 150 pounds

Followed by some delicious cake (nom nom nom)

She also has a seperate lawsuit in against KFC for not selling Coke in her preferred servings of 55-gallon drums.

I love 3 things

1 - That even the Sun comments page has managed universal sense on the matter.

2 - That she's gone for a cutsey dyed hairstyle that'd look great on a non-hambeast. Yeah love, that's the problems with your appearance fixed RIGHT up there. Good work.

3 - NURSE?

I'm not clicking on the fucking sun.[/sideways]

"Walk to the sun? Oh sure."

I'd like to imagine her speaking like the article when she goes up to place her order: "FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES"

Awesome.

It's the usual "parking company being cunts", KFC's not really at fault (apart from having hired them).

I think she has exploded.

Also: Maybe being fined for eating is what she needs.

I hate the pretend media in this country. It is shameless.

I'm pretty certain I could eat that much chicken in one go.

Who'd want to spend 90 mins sitting in a KFC car park eating chicken though? Why not just go home?

Blimey, look at the face on her! I wouldn't want to stand between her and a KFC bucket.

Given that they posted a photo, the middle bit of this sentence was somewhat redundant: "Natalie — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to the restaurant".

Also: READ THE FUCKING SIGNS NEXT TIME YOU STUPID FAT PLEB.

She was in the restaurant for 90 minutes, her car was in the car park longer than the 30 minutes allowed.

If she goes there three times a week and has exactly the same thing every time, frankly I'm amazed she hasn't got her own dedicated parking spot with waitress service.

The limit is 75 mins and she was sat in the restaurant, not the car park. Can people not read?

How many starving Ethanopian families could feed off her, eh? Those arms are bigger than my legs.

Also - how many pints, guys? Come on, honestly.

It's a something awful term (along with the equally excellent "Buttertroll", which would explain why both gaz and I have picked it up.

The smilie is even better.





It's more that without any limit people use those car parks as free work parking, so they set a limit that no-one could possibly break eating fast food.

They of course have underestimated the power of fat people.

would.

I'd rather shag a scabby dog.

I like the way the Colonel's smiling for the camera in this picture.

Think of all the kebabs you could carve off those arms. I bet they taste like KFC too. Om nom nom.

If she wanted to lose 5 stone quickly she could always just lop off that arm. My god woman, STOP EATING.

Hah. I read the article about 10 minutes before I posted and consequently got the 75 minute limit confused with the 30 minutes that people normally spend eating.

I think she just had One vision.

Malc

Ha!

Everything tastes good... except salads, natch.

I'm surprised she made the effort to actually get out of her car. Which is either a giant 4x4 (as per my picture) or something stupid and tiny like a Yaris or Corsa, which she somehow squeezes herself into.

Perhaps that's it! She needs the grease from the chicken so her body can excude it and lubricate her sliding in and out of the car!

The more I read this the more ludicrous it becomes. NINETY MINUTES?!? How can anyone eat for that long? That's an entire football match!

Malc

Well, in a proper restaurant, you certainly could. But still, yes.

EDIT - having said that - it would probably take me a good couple of hours to nom my way through a full greasy bucket on my own, but that would be more a chore than a fun day out.

That's because in a proper restaurant you usually have three courses, and you can spend about 45 minutes waiting for your food.

This lardbucket has gone up to the counter and got all her food straight away.

What cheers me more than anything is the knowledge that this discussion is no doubt being replicated across many forums of the internets, all taking the piss out of this fat, gluttonous bitch. bahahahaha!

If she finds that out she'll doubtless sue KFC for making her fat and causing people to mock her.

"But your honour, their secret recipe is sooooo addictive, I couldn't stop. And they kept giving me their delicious greasy food until I became as you see me today. IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT"

90mins eh? Maybe she does eat in in course: Starting off with a bowl of gravy, then onto her Fries and Ketchup course before she eats a battery farms worth of D-grade chicken.

"Would madam care to see the pop list?"

Dirty.

Yeah, all those internet types with their excellent diets and finely honed physiques.

Which is coincidently the length of time Mickey Quinn used to spend eating pies every day.

One for 1980's football fans there.

Heh.

Some of us, at least, don't live in glass houses full of lard.

Ok, a couple of things, firstly she shared the bucket with a a friend. I'm not saying tht makes it much better, but that's the case. Well, it's probably not the case, as the newspaper is nothing but garbage, but that is what it says.

The story is not (supposedly) about this woman's weight. It plays under the guise about being charged parking whilst being a patron of teh rstaurant, though of course the subtext, not exactly disguised is: Oh look at this disgusting fat woman:





I didn't think that you guys were so shallow as to just take the mick so mercilessly out of this woman who clearly looks like she has a problem with food. I'd say she was foolish if she thought that the Sun would turn her 'story' into anything other than a point and laugh spectacle, but I didn't think that the people on here would be the sort that would take up the Sun's offer of a chance to mock the mortally obese.