Be Excellent To Each Other

We are incredible and unlikely though.

I’ll be happy if I can get levelled up enough to change into a dinosaur.

We'll probably get there before Myp's done with twirling an imaginary wrench.

What a nerd.

Don't worry, we'll just tell the dragon where he lives.

I’m not a mechanic

You’re the pits.

"Park in me and I'll make you go faster!"

Maybe that should be our next quest! Head off to the jungle wilds in search of the Lost Valley, where dinosaurs still roam free, so Zardoth can see one and therefore turn into one.

How will we swing this by Ermintrude? They don’t have ears!

Is it possible Ermintrude is the reason they don't have ears?

Oh, I think Myptik can choose another couple of spells! When you level up, they appear in your spell book, as if by magic!

I tell you what has long luxurious ears...... mechanics!

Ivo is going to build a temple, a calm place full of healing and peace where people can come to pray, meditate and be at one with Xunt's love. It'll have a dorm for tired pilgrims, a library for seekers of knowledge, a kitchen to feed the hungry and, for some reason, a vast obsidian altar that's form is twisted into bizarre non-earthly geometried, that constantly drips blood and that seems to be constantly accompanied by the noise of shattering glass and the echoes of distant screaming. Oh, and a tranquility garden! With a fountain!

Yeah yeah, we've all stayed at a Travel Lodge before.

One more sleep!

Rolling my fresh translucent green dice tomorrow

I said I would share an item card for the driftglobe before the next session and the best way for me to do that is by creating an inventory item, which would work for the puzzle box that Bart gave you as well. So, who would have taken the driftglobe and who would have taken the puzzle box?

After Ivo's fantastic performance last week, I vote he gets the cube. The globey globe should go to a mechanic who needs to see in the dark I reckon.

Not a mechanic. Engineer! I do fuel calculations! I get told “leave me alone, I know what I’m doing” from my Nordic driver! I decide if we’re taking new tyres!

I don’t even know which end is the handle and which is the business end of a spanner

Yay! Hellraiser-style puzzle box! * starts fiddling obsessively! *

Okay, Shuu should get the see-in-the-dark McGuffin. I thought we had a mechanic but it appears he's an errand boy, which is both unneeded and undignified. And flaccid.

Ok, Shuu and Ivo you have had those items added to your inventory on DnDBeyond.

Looks at unopenable puzzle box.

Look at hammer in hand.

Looks back at puzzle box...

I’m not a boy. Stop infantilising me

Any idea how much gold I can add to the amount I rolled when I made Shuu?

Shuu has shopping needs.

I posted what we earned last sesh backl in the thread
I think Zardoz did for the 1st sesh too

Think sdg said we all start off with 10gp.

I wonder how much of other people's fluids are running down the legs of that freeze framed wizard we found. I bet Trading Geoff has had to put each of its feet in a bucket.

If it helps Ermintrude's carrying 14g, 7s, 26c. I converted everything up. Apart from 20c.

Did we sort out who's carrying the second potion of healing? I think we should sort out who's carrying the seconds potion of healing.

14 grams for 7 seconds at 26 celsius, got it.

I think Ivo's got one copper more. He's in the half of mild club.

I’m ok for the healing, Ivo, Shuu or Myoptika should take it.

Irritatingly I can't find the potion of healings on DnDBeyond. I can see the greater potion of healing, but no common. Tut, you have to search for it like a peasant. not Listed.

I'll grab it - as "lurking in the rear" guy I can swoop down and use it to heal mangled front-liners too!



Odd - it's there for me! I've added it to myself. I've also got a healing kit, with which i can stabilise almost-dead people!

Reading up a bit more on ‘Altered Beast’ I can elect to use spell slots to recover health too in animal form!

Will you be joining us tonight, Myps?

Unlikely. If anything changes I’ll let you know.

Do you want to try zoom tonight or do you want me to try my gaming headset first?

I think I’ll try discord again and check all the settings then try my headset if it’s still poor.

Sounds like a plan. I’ll jump on at 7 if you need a test connection to try.

I don’t think I’ll get on until nearer half past, if I don’t put Neve to bed she’s likely to come looking for me like she did the first week.

So due to iRacing’s end of season update I’m free tonight but not next week. It’s very frustrating.

Is it worth me turning up again just for one session or shall I just join properly in two weeks? I’m running out of in-universe reasons why I keep fucking off

I’m happy to handwave it.

Ok! Can you check my character sheet and make sure I’m up to date? I’m a bit confused by it all

Ahem! We have valid reasons written into THE LORE as to what and why a mechanic in a bathrobe is doing what they're doing.

Just had a quick look but it all looks ok.