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CHOOZE THE FILMZ! You can pick five.
Poll ended at Sat Aug 18, 2012 9:21
Phat Girlz 3%  3%  [ 5 ]
S.Darko 5%  5%  [ 7 ]
Surf Nazis Must Die 3%  3%  [ 5 ]
The Happening 8%  8%  [ 11 ]
The Public Eye 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Bram Stoker's Draclula 2%  2%  [ 4 ]
Southland Tales 4%  4%  [ 6 ]
The Last Castle 1%  1%  [ 2 ]
A Day in the Life 1%  1%  [ 2 ]
Open Water 2%  2%  [ 4 ]
Transformers: Dark of The Moon 8%  8%  [ 11 ]
Mosquito Coast 3%  3%  [ 5 ]
Date Movie 5%  5%  [ 8 ]
Picnic at Hanging Rock 2%  2%  [ 4 ]
Batman and Robin 8%  8%  [ 11 ]
Coma 0%  0%  [ 1 ]
Requiem For a Dream 1%  1%  [ 2 ]
Gods and Generals 1%  1%  [ 2 ]
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus 3%  3%  [ 5 ]
Pearl Harbour 10%  10%  [ 14 ]
Cold Hearts 0%  0%  [ 1 ]
300 0%  0%  [ 1 ]
Birdemic 2%  2%  [ 4 ]
Jack & Jill 6%  6%  [ 9 ]
Tears of the Black Tiger 1%  1%  [ 2 ]
Killjoy 0%  0%  [ 1 ]
Eden Lake 1%  1%  [ 2 ]
Alone in the Dark 4%  4%  [ 6 ]
The Celestine Prophecy 0%  0%  [ 1 ]
Total votes : 136
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Tell me what you think is the worst film ever, and then I'll make a poll. The top 5 in the poll will be watched, by me, and I'll tell you all what the worst film ever is.

A HOC nominates Phat Girlz: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490196/

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Open Water.
House of the Dead.

Also, I would argue that the passion of the Christ is a terrible film but that's probably a bit too heavy for this.


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Open Water.
House of the Dead.

Also, I would argue that the passion of the Christ is a terrible film but that's probably a bit too heavy for this.

Only one each!

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The Happening.

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Francis Ford Copella presents Bram Stoker's Draclula

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Without a doubt it's Southland Tales.

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Francis Ford Copella presents Bram Stoker's Draclula

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Dracula was greeted with generally positive reviews from critics. Based on 46 reviews collected from notable publications by popular review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, the film holds an overall approval rating of 80%

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The Last Castle with Robert Redford, is my nomination here. No question.

Marvel at its crass jingoism, its one-dimensional sanctimonious 'message' writ large in 72 point flashing arial font, its soul-crushing predictability and the ludicrously implausible storyline. Sure, there are "worse" straight-to-DVD B-films out there that've been done on a budget, but this was a relatively lavish production with an impressive cast. Redford is utterly, utterly wasted here.

Seriously, this film makes Con Air (another shortlist nomination for me, but at least that's entertaining in a 5-year old kid, comic book kind of way - sort of) look like Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. How I ever managed to sit through it back in the day I'll never know, less still how it was ever commissioned, or how Redford ever accepted the script, or managed to keep a straight face in all of this. For me, it is the ultimate distillation and embodiment of corn syrup soaked American sentimentality and all-round crassness. Utterly, utterly sick-making.

Bleh.

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Without a doubt it's Southland Tales.


And now with a handy excerpt from an IMDB review

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Janeane Garofalo, Sarah Michelle Gellar, John Larroquette, Jon Lovitz, Mandy Moore, Amy Poehler, Miranda Richardson, Seann William Scott, Wallace Shawn and Justin Timberlake are just some of the actors who might want to seriously consider getting this piece of cinematic excrescence expunged from their resumes.

The greatest offense wrought by this eclectic and unholy mixture of sophomoric satire, comic book realism, grunge chic and apocalyptic paranoia is that it runs for an interminable two hours and twenty-four minutes, making this hands-down the most unendurable and unwatchable movie travesty of the past several years.

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...well there are so many terrible films that I had to use the selection criteria of films that I went to the cinema to see or spent good money on buying/renting the DVD/Video.

Dracula is hands down the worst...the only film I've ever considered leaving the cinema. I stand by my choice sir and I bid you good day...I said GOOD DAY :hat:

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A Day in the Life. The only reason we even made it twenty minutes through was to see the guy from House making a tit of himself.


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Grim... wrote:
TheVision wrote:
Open Water.
House of the Dead.

Also, I would argue that the passion of the Christ is a terrible film but that's probably a bit too heavy for this.

Only one each!


Ok, I'll go with Open Water then.


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Yeah, FFC's Dracula is excellent!

I was thinking the other day about shit I've actually paid money to see in a cinema, and easily the worst offenders were The Happening, Max Payne, Death Becomes Her and Batman & Robin. So one of them.


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Transformers: Dark of The Moon. Probably the biggest shitfest I've witnessed for many a year.


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Worst I've paid money to see was Sith Menace Wars last shit star wars film. Worst I've ever seen would be a competition between The Mosquito Coast and Nothing But Trouble.

The latter was just grim, nasty and arduous. Like watching a dangly, writhing ballsack be shitted on for 12 hours before being tenderised with a steak mallet.

The Mosquito Coast is close to that. It was one of the videos we had when we first obtained a VCR. I was a little Star Wars fanatic at the time and my parents must've seen Harrison Ford was in it and thought I'd like it. My memories of it are patchy now, but it goes along the lines of: man makes ice machine in the jungle and tries to show the tribes ice or something but it melts and they get shot at and driven out and then there was a big rain storm and floods and Harrison Ford's on a raft with his family dying and they get shot and it ends. The worst of it is that it was one of the only tapes we had, so it got watched over and over again even though it was depressing shit. Coloured my entire life, that film.

So yeah, Mosquito Coast.

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TheVision wrote:
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Open Water.
House of the Dead.

Also, I would argue that the passion of the Christ is a terrible film but that's probably a bit too heavy for this.

Only one each!


Ok, I'll go with Open Water then.


Really mate? I thought that film was quite terrifying, personally, particularly as it was based on a true story apparently.
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The last scene when she releases her husband's corpse to be eaten and, resigned to a horrible death, dips her head below the waves as if going for a pleasant swim - and that's when you see the hitherto invisible Oceanic Whitetip sharks swirling round her on their final "bombing run" as it were. *Brrrrrrrrrr* :o :'(


It's not a film that I'd ever want to see again, but not because I think it was crap.

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And there's another film I needn't watch, now.

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And there's another film I needn't watch, now.

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And there's another film I needn't watch, now.

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Oops, sorry.
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It's no real worry. It's been out long enough now. I think that one can reasonably expect to not be able to know (this is a tricky sentence all of a sudden)how a film ends after a set time. You know what I mean.

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I've not seen the film, but I can pretty much guarantee that 'The Keith Lemon Movie' is the worst film ever made.

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I've not seen the film, but I can pretty much guarantee that 'The Keith Lemon Movie' is the worst film ever made.

Inevitable Holly Willoughby though.


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I've not seen the film, but I can pretty much guarantee that 'The Keith Lemon Movie' is the worst film ever made.

Inevitable Holly Willoughby though.

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Someone nominate "Jack & Jill".

That looks fucking awful too.

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We could just nominate films that we know Grim... will hate, rather than worst films ever. ;)

I nominate "Picnic at Hanging Rock"


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Trooper wrote:
We could just nominate films that we know Grim... will hate, rather than worst films ever. ;)

I nominate "Picnic at Hanging Rock"

I have complicated tastes, though.
Titanic is firmly in my top 5 movies, and one of my favourite books ever is by Jilly Cooper, and it's not even one with much sex in!

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Also, there's another important rule - I have to be able to "rent" the film in choice. If it's not in stock, I'll skip it and get the next highest-voted.

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Grim... wrote:
Trooper wrote:
We could just nominate films that we know Grim... will hate, rather than worst films ever. ;)

I nominate "Picnic at Hanging Rock"

I have complicated tastes, though.
Titanic is firmly in my top 5 movies, and one of my favourite books ever is by Jilly Cooper, and it's not even one with much sex in!


However, I expect you to be firmly in the camp of "films where something actually happens", and if so, you'll hate Picnic at Hanging Rock.


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Dodgeball?

Actually what I may go for is Coma. Which holds the dubious reward for being the only Film my chum Phil never watched to the end.And he watches alot of films.

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Requiem For a Dream.

We sat down to watch this the other week and were expecting good things because how everyone had heard of it.

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Forgot to say we turned it off after 45 minutes when nothing had happened yet.

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You fucking what?


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Forgot to say we turned it off after 45 minutes when nothing had happened yet.


Reqieum for a Dream is a harrowing watch.

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You fucking what?


:this: What the fucking fuck?


I hated it, it was so formulaic and boring...

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Oh yeah: Bridesmaids would probably be Mimi's guess.

It got to a scene where they're trying on dresses and have all got food poisoning and there is some graphic 'both ends' activity.

She felt too sick to continue, and now I'm typing I might watch it this afternoon while she's not here :)

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Malabelm wrote:
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Independence Day....

You fucking what?


:this: What the fucking fuck?


I hated it, it was so formulaic and boring...

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Worst Film I've ever seen: The Human Centipede

Ah now, here we hit restriction number two: I have to be able to watch it on a train without causing the person sitting next to me to call the feds.

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