Saw the headline for this article in the Guaradiannanans:
The Five Best Hangover Games
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/ga ... over-gamesAnd I thought, what a brilliant idea for an article.
Then I saw his choices. Fuck me, I wouldn't be touching any of those, apart from Harvest Moon, after a heavy night.
Mario 64? Juddery motion puking
Eve? My head's hurting, I don't want it collapse in on itself like a fucked galactic brain star.
When I'm feeling delicate, I need:
Just Cause 2. Playful, directionless aggression. I can do what I wish and not feel harried.
Football: Fifa or Pro Evo, doesn't matter which. A brace of goaless draws will have me switching off, however.
New Star Soccer on iOS. Not really football. Not really sure what it is. But there's a pleasant zen to drifting from match to match, pleasing my sponsors and buying a disgusting gold watch.
Wanking.