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 Post subject: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 13:36 
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Er, this is a bit fucking good. It's fun and a bit puzzly, and it has excellent twin stick shooter style controls. Get it. It's better than Limbo.


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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In spite of my rabid hatred for all things Lara, downloading now. Although at 2.02GB it'll be sometime tomorrow before I can play it by the looks of things.

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Looks good from what I've seen so far, I'll check out the demo.

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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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I'm sorely tempted to crown this the greatest XBLA game ever. It's so polished and fun. And it's not just about completing it - there are little mini challenges to do for extra points - and you actually want to do them as well. This is a seriously good little game. Can't wait to try out co-op as well - apparently it essentially changes the entire game - all of the puzzles and stuff are different.

It makes all of the other Summer of Arcade games look pretty shoddy really.


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Just played through trial. Lovely stuff.

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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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I'm considering Jonarob's history here. Did he ever actually play BF1943 with us?!


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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My word! The "Beat a better mousetrap" achievement is ace! Took me a few minutes to work out exactly how to go about it, then it was a case of getting it done. You'll know what I mean when you get to the bit I'm talking about :)


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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I'm considering Jonarob's history here. Did he ever actually play BF1943 with us?!


Yes I did you slut. And I seem to recall being massively massively right about that as well. If you don't want to spend 1200 points, don't. There's a demo and plenty of reviews. :hat:


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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Oho, you challenge my willingness to spend money on things based on unsubstantial praise from random Internet people? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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Pretty sure those crates of Cristal Champagne are good.


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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I heard that Hello:Reacharound is better than this, even though it's not out yet :P

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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 16:33 
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Is this bugged? I fell down some stairs after the fire-trap room and wound up back near the start of the level. Now, after working my way back to the grapple hook before the fire-trap room I'm finding that the game won't let me grapple across the chasm or, when I use spears to get across, open the door to the fire-trap room.
Maybe I'm missing something, but it looks bugged to me. Shame, as it was okay up till that point (not worth 1200 points or anything, but okay).
Also - TWO FUCKING GIGABYTES? For this? Is there really that much shit voice acting in it?

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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 16:39 
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Try Limbo. ;)


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 16:44 
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Malc74 wrote:
In spite of my rabid hatred for all things Lara, downloading now. Although at 2.02GB it'll be sometime tomorrow before I can play it by the looks of things.


That'll be 2 gigs of 3D renderings of her tits, 0.02 gigs on the actual gameplay.


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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Malc74 wrote:
Is this bugged? I fell down some stairs after the fire-trap room and wound up back near the start of the level. Now, after working my way back to the grapple hook before the fire-trap room I'm finding that the game won't let me grapple across the chasm or, when I use spears to get across, open the door to the fire-trap room.
Maybe I'm missing something, but it looks bugged to me. Shame, as it was okay up till that point (not worth 1200 points or anything, but okay).
Also - TWO FUCKING GIGABYTES? For this? Is there really that much shit voice acting in it?


Fire trap room? *tries to think*

edit: Oh, the spinning fire trap bit? I didn't notice any bugs. Are you sure you're not just shit?


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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Wogan'sTrouserBulge wrote:
Malc74 wrote:
Is this bugged? I fell down some stairs after the fire-trap room and wound up back near the start of the level. Now, after working my way back to the grapple hook before the fire-trap room I'm finding that the game won't let me grapple across the chasm or, when I use spears to get across, open the door to the fire-trap room.
Maybe I'm missing something, but it looks bugged to me. Shame, as it was okay up till that point (not worth 1200 points or anything, but okay).
Also - TWO FUCKING GIGABYTES? For this? Is there really that much shit voice acting in it?


Fire trap room? *tries to think*

edit: Oh, the spinning fire trap bit? I didn't notice any bugs. Are you sure you're not just shit?


It's not the room itself, but the one after it, with a staircase leading down. Except that when you try and descend the stairs you can't see where Lara is going. First time I did it she fell somewhere and died. Second time she fell again, and somehow managed to land in a room back near the start of the level. When I eventually got back to the room before the spinning fire trap, the game just refused to open the door into it.

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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 18:00 
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I just ran through that bit with no problems whatsoever. I'm quite a bit further on from that as well, and I haven't noticed any glitches!


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 20:25 
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I played through the first level in the trial and thought it were reet good. So I bought it. I've only done the first level so far going back through it to tick off the challenges etc. The under 6 minutes one could be a bit of an ask.

Really enjoying it though - perfect arcade fodder well executed.

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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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Yep! I'm also wondering how the "complete it under X minutes" challenges can be done. Some of them are seriously tight. The extra little challenges are a brilliant touch, though. I'm just waiting for my girlfriend to come round so we can play the co-op version which is apparently a totally different game with different puzzles and stuff. She was pretty good at Lego Star Wars, so hopefully I can get the cheevos! :hat:


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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It's such a polished game but by the end of the demo I was really bored of it. Even though it's not really a Tomb Raider game, it gave me the exact same feeling.

And I just played two hours of Every Extend Extra Extra Extreme Every Extra Extremey Extras so I know a little about boredom.

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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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I'm tempted to get it. ... but I'll wait for time being. Especially as the sig. other just made us buy L4D2 (and I snuck Metro2033 in with it, in a 2 for £25 deal).

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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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I've only done the first level so far going back through it to tick off the challenges etc. The under 6 minutes one could be a bit of an ask.

5:36 :D

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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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I really, really like this. It's ace.

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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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Fabulous game, one of the bestest on XBLA for sure. And go buy a copy of TR:Underworld, it's like 3 quid second hand now and despite its flaws it's chuffing great.


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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This is bloody good fun!


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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I'm savouring every bit of it. I've done all the challenges on the first level and all but two on the second and won't move on until I've done them all.

I also want to go back to level 1 again with my automatic shotgun as that powered up with the spreadshot is somewhat devastating. Should be able to up my high score with that I reckon - shame the friends leaderboards are fooked at the moment in game.

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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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Being the first to say Lara Croft is stonking isn't quite the majesty of bringing Minecraft to the yard, but yeah, kudos.

Also, I've played a bunch of the Tomb Raiders a bit, but this is the 2nd one I've ever bought. (TR 2 being the previous fact fans).

It's a weird cross between the dungeons in a 2D Zelda crossed with Diablo. It's ace.

It's what Diablo III would be if they were trying to make an excellent game rather than an addictive gambling one.

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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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I was being a little sarcastic, but also 'in your face' to Gaywood for doubting my opinion because I praised something years ago that he bought and didn't like. I'd just like my trustworthiness back, please!


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Wogan'sTrouserBulge wrote:
I was being a little sarcastic, but also 'in your face' to Gaywood for doubting my opinion because I praised something years ago that he bought and didn't like. I'd just like my trustworthiness back, please!

I seem to remember the Gaywood liking BF1943 (aside from when I was rifling his head off)

I think he was more talking about the way you enthused about how excellent it would be with Bezzies, and then never joined us - particulary when we were trying to rustle up the 16 required for a private match. You do seem to get very enthsuastic about games, but your interest in a game never really seems to last that long, which makes it hard to tell which games you consider to be a cut above the rest.

If it weren't for the 2Gb download - and my concerns about this months bandwidth usage - I'd probably be all over this.


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Except I did play BF1943 with you guys, I distinctly remember doing it more than a few times.


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Jonarob -- yeah but for whatever amusing piece of timing it was a week or so before you made it into a game with us, you were constantly having things come up for some reason or another. I'm pulling your leg man.

So, under 6 minutes for the first level, hmm? How the fuck do you do that then? My best time so far, ignoring all monsters, sprinting as straight as I can, and with two feathers equipped is 6:43. I see Trousers is already pwning the leaderboards, too. Shocker.


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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Do the barrel roll for more speed - you end up rolling through the whole level but it's bloody quick.

I'm only on level 4 - I've played each level about 5 or 6 times trying to tick off all the challenges. Best value 1200 points game by quite some way.

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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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Just done the first level co-op with the wife. Same layout but a different way of approaching the puzzles - really good fun with only the fire puzzle causing shouty impatience on my part which she took well.

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I've just done the first level in 5 mins and 48 seconds for the bread winners achievement.

Like Trousers said, barrel roll the whole way through it. Hammer the X button for all your worth!


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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I downloaded this in the end.

Thinking about purchasing it.


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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Hang on...

Go to the marketplace, select this, and look at the details...

Offline Players 1-2 Co-op 1-2
Online Players 2 Co-op 1-2

Shameful Lies, given there is no online mode.


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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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Mr Dave wrote:
Hang on...

Go to the marketplace, select this, and look at the details...

Offline Players 1-2 Co-op 1-2
Online Players 2 Co-op 1-2

Shameful Lies, given there is no online mode.


Patched in on 28th September. Bit cheeky though.

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 Post subject: Re: Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
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Trousers wrote:
Do the barrel roll for more speed - you end up rolling through the whole level but it's bloody quick.
Ahhh. Looks stupid, works well.

I can't see me doing the speedrun targets on any level more complex than the first though. I'd imagine there's a Right Way to do the later levels and quite a bit of messing around to find it.


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