I thought we'd pool knowledge about how to get by in domestic emergency situations, and information of how to cope when you don't have the branded goods. Sometimes, you don't need the branded goods. I'll even put some in quotes, so you can skip right to it.
As I'm awesome, it'll be dead easy. Other awesome can be added to the thread by other people, as we like to deal with problems as they arise. Planning ahead is for people that worry to much and spend most of their time sober. Losers.
I'll begin with the horriblest of jobs.
Cleaning the OvenOvens get very dirty. Everyone hates cleaning them, as it is a rubbish job and takes ages. These people are idiots. You aren't ,as you have me to help. Here is how to do it double quick awesome:
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How to Clean an Oven By MaliA:
Remove shelves and stuff from oven.
Heat Oven to 180 Celecius.
Take one cup washing powder, that you stick in your washing machine, put that into a large jug.
Take one cup white wine vinegar. Slowly add this to the washing powder. Due to CHEMISTRY this creates bubbles and stuff.
Mix together well.
Turn oven off once it is at 180.
Add mixture to oven, covering stuff you want clean.
Close oven door.
Play Madden 09 for 60 minutes.
Open oven door.
Used damp cloth to wipe away all the horrible muck. This will take circa 10 minutes
A clean oven in less than 15 minutes worth of effort!
Success through Science!
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Somewhere elseMaliA wrote:
Damien Smith wrote:
Ever get oil or paint on your hands and need to get it off? Simply put about a tablespoon of sugar to your hand and squirt about a teaspoon of washing up liquid into it. Now wash. The granules will scrub the crap off your hands like magic.
To stop getting the oil/paint/whatever under your nails (where you'll never get it out) simply scratch a bar of soap with your nails beforehand and the soap that gets trapped under them will stop anything else getting under there.
THIS IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION IMPARTED BY MR DAMIEN SMITH
fourfingers frankie wrote:
Its an unusual one but since people dont know:
Ever got home on a night and you stink of the thousand fags your drunken fool of a self smoked?
After the shower if you've had a particularly dirty smoking session your fingers and nails may still look a little yellow.
Use a cut lime slice to wipe your nail and fingers for sparkly clean nubbin flickers.
BANG! FOUR FINGERS FRANKIE IS A MADE MAN!
solidshot wrote:
On another note, if you have old oil engrained into your hands after working on an engine or similar. Get a rag doused in petrol to scrub it off. Make sure you use a moisturiser after though because the petrol will remove the natural oils from your skin which can lead to it cracking and going manky.
KA-POW! SOLIDSHOT DRIVES IMPERIOUSLY THROUGH THE OFFSIDE TO FIND ANOTHER BOUNDARY
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MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.