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Post subject: Emergency pun-fest needed  Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 14:47 |
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Right. I need cheese-related birthday wishes in pun form for a middle-aged gent.
GO!
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GoddessJasmine wrote: Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 14:52 |
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 14:54 |
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You suck.
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GoddessJasmine wrote: Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 14:56 |
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Merry Smegmas.
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 15:03 |
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For Brie's a Golly Good Fellow?
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 15:06 |
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Cheddar birthday
Edit:
A riff on dimmerses:
For Brie's a jolly buffalo!
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 15:56 |
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sinister agent
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 16:15 |
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Dimrill
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 16:18 |
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Cheese was invented by David Cheese after accidentally stepping in a bowl of milk while suffering from athlete's foot. His wife found this so powerfully erotic she immediately dashed to the floor and drunked the milk and licked his feet clean. Four months later.
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 17:03 |
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Four cheese a jolly good fellow
um...
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 17:09 |
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Right, I'm done. You people are appalling.
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GoddessJasmine wrote: Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz
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LewieP
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 17:26 |
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Cras Cringle wrote: Right, I'm done. You people are edam. Fixed
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 17:36 |
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 17:36 |
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Pah, can't any of you google?
c'mon guys, theres stiltons of bad puns left....
two's company... cheese, a crowd
you have to meet my girlfriend, cheese grate
you cannot brie serious
nobody does it any cheddar than this
and I ask myself: rocquefort?
blue know the score
and I stilton know which way to go
so, cheese, we port salut you
do you monterey to san hose, jack?
mozzarella going on in here
When it comes to puns, (insert name here) is darn gouda
It's a bries.
Your cheese puns just can't make the grate
Do not defy your Kraft
That curdled my hair.
I wasn't fondue of it at all.
That wasn't that grate.
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 18:16 |
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 18:18 |
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Who cut the cheese? Oh sorry have you snagged your foreskin again, Gramps?
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 18:24 |
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 18:37 |
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I believe he was asking for puns Zardoz, rather than to listen to you shout at the voices in your head.
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 18:37 |
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I enjoy tasting your pineapple ring.
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 18:40 |
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Dimvinterblot wrote: Cheese was invented by David Cheese after accidentally stepping in a bowl of milk while suffering from athlete's foot. His wife found this so powerfully erotic she immediately dashed to the floor and drunked the milk and licked his feet clean. Four months later. Ian Cheese surely? Malc
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Post subject: Re: Emergency pun-fest needed Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 20:31 |
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