Be Excellent To Each Other

Knock, knock on the door.

MaliA answers the door.

"Hi, we're doing a fundraiser for action for the blind"

"But you came around last week, and you couldn't see me then"

I am going to hell.

When the third (or forth) person stopped me on my way to work asking for money to help "Find Maddie" a week or so after she went missing, I said "Haven't you heard? They've found a body. It was on the news this morning."
Run, chugger, run.

I might have had a glass or two of beer yesterday.

This is excellent!

I was once stopped in the street by someone asking for money but I put on my patented deaf voice, pointed at my ear and said "Sthorry... I'me Deaff" and carried on walking.

I'd imagine a good number of them were keeping the cash for themselves.


That's alright buddy, last time I did that I shut the forum down.

It's also known as the Idiot Tax.