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NervousPete · **Posted:** Mon Jul 22, 2013 18:41

Good lord, it's taken me best part of a day going through all these. There's a lot of 'em and they'll be - ahem - unlocked on Google+ soonish. But Google takes great delight in jumbling my order of pics, so I'm popping them in a thread here. They'll be coming in three flavours: Daytime Beex, Nighthawks Beex and Tramopobeex.

So, without further ado, here's Part One all mass-spoiler-tagged for convenience. Other parts will follow within the hour. And any full size files you want, let me know and I'll PM!

Daytime Beex!

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DROOOOOOL...

Erudite Chat...

Filthy Chat...

GIBBER!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Jul 22, 2013 18:57

Cool pics. I particularly like the one where Cras has farted next to Mrs Grim... (Or is it vice versa) and the one where Kit has just stuck his finger in TFF's bottom.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Mon Jul 22, 2013 19:01

TRAMOPOLINE BEEX!

To unlock Tramopoleening, first Beex had to drink plenty of beer...

"HIC!"

Now, let's begin...

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BOING!

DOING!

"BELM!"

The Tramopoleen had strange powers, enabling Beexers to focus their mystical energy and fly...

"WHOOOOooooOOOOOooo!"

"See you losers later, I'm off to Vegas!"

"There can beee nooo essscaaaaape!"

"OW! Me Gullivers!"

But amid all the celebrating over their new found powers...

"YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Little did the Beexers know that the Tramopoleen was evil, and was corrupting their souls. They became wild, evil killers. A bit like that Dexter fella...

"You can't hide from usssss... er, sorry. Us."

"DROKK! E' killed me!"

And worse yet as one bouncy maniac bounced faster and faster...

"WHOOP-A-WHEEE-DERRP!"

So fast he began to transform...

"OOOOHHH-JEEE MAMMA!"

And fled into the woods, now more beast than man...

"ROOOAAAAARRRGH!"

His name was... NERVOUS-FREAK!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

This won't come as a surprise to anyone, but Pete, your pictures are bloody fantastic. I'm going to ask for the full size versions of the ones of me - as I'm generally the photographer at the stuff I go to, I don't have many pictures of me. The b&w one of the Egg is outstanding.

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Jul 22, 2013 19:15

Excellent stuff, Pete, although with shots like this:

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I'm surprised your camera hasn't broken.

Seriously, what the fuck was I doing?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Curiosity wrote:

I particularly like the one where Cras has farted next to Mrs Grim.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22366

I suspect Gibber means different things to different areas of the country

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Trooper wrote:

I suspect Gibber means different things to different areas of the country

I dread to think. Lots of amazing photos there Pete. I'm a particular fan of 'Eat my steak or I'll shove this up your fucking arse', and of course the aprons shot - henceforth to be known as the Beardy Beardy BBQ Club.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Mon Jul 22, 2013 20:31

And now for the finale... BEEXNIGHTHAWKS!

There's quite a few of Kat here because, y'know, she looks amazing. These are nearly all in B&W not only because it looks slightly cooler, btw, but because it visually handles that fuzzy night-time high ISO sensor noise so much better...

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Ignition...

(Heh)

"I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!"

Investigative agent...

Pinkie from Brighton Rock...

He's a linesman for the county...

The night should have ideally hidden this...

Homage to Walker Evans / Dorothea Lange...

"Can't... stop... doing... the... monkey!"

HADOUKEN!

Colonel Gazchap has gone upriver...

MYPAROO!

"Whu...?"

And finally, just in case Grim and Craster need a publicity photo for a joint TV/podcast venture proposal...

Phew. And now I can get back to my life. Thang yew all!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Watching these pictures spread across my Facebook friends' profile pictures like an aesthetically pleasing virus.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Heh. Yoink indeed.

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Jul 22, 2013 20:38

Great shots Pete.

I really need to put some money on Zeppo being the next Dr Who.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Amazing. Evil Zeppo is great work.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Mrs Doc says those are amazing, a sentiment I share wholeheartedly.

The B&W one of GazChap -- I'd be tempted to brush out the slightly distracting 'Nikon' logo on the shoulder strap.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Jul 22, 2013 20:42

Zeppo is very clearly Loki.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Jul 22, 2013 20:50

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Watching these pictures spread across my Facebook friends' profile pictures like an aesthetically pleasing virus.

In no way is any picture of Myp 'aesthetically pleasing'.

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Curiosity wrote:

Cool pics. I particularly like the one where Cras has farted next to Mrs Grim... (Or is it vice versa) and the one where Kit has just stuck his finger in TFF's bottom.

I am clearly looking at a different set of photos...

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Watching these pictures spread across my Facebook friends' profile pictures like an aesthetically pleasing virus.

Awesome. A true testament to your amazing camera skills Pete

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Goddammit, why is the best picture of me one where I'm lighting up?! I signed a goddam I don't smoke insurance form at work today...

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

That was silly.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Jul 22, 2013 21:21

TheFireFaerie wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Cool pics. I particularly like the one where Cras has farted next to Mrs Grim... (Or is it vice versa) and the one where Kit has just stuck his finger in TFF's bottom.

I am clearly looking at a different set of photos...

This one!

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jul 22, 2013 21:24

Everyone has the same hat as me.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

You brought the hat, but didn't bring the boots. Where were the boots, Mali?

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jul 22, 2013 21:35

Cras wrote:

You brought the hat, but didn't bring the boots. Where were the boots, Mali?

To be honest, I don't know. In the big bag o'shoe in the spre room, I guess. UNless they befell an accident at MrsA's hands.

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

The hat looks better on us! OUR hat now!

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Curiosity wrote:

TheFireFaerie wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Cool pics. I particularly like the one where Cras has farted next to Mrs Grim... (Or is it vice versa) and the one where Kit has just stuck his finger in TFF's bottom.

I am clearly looking at a different set of photos...

This one!

Honestly can't see that in any of the pics! But yes. See your point now.

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Cras wrote:

That was silly.

Well yes, because now I can't smoke any more. At least the pic was taken before I signed the form!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Jul 22, 2013 22:07

TheFireFaerie wrote:

Cras wrote:

That was silly.

Well yes, because now I can't smoke any more. At least the pic was taken before I signed the form!

Not smoking is a good thing.

Also, tenner says you smoke again soon anyway.

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Curiosity wrote:

TheFireFaerie wrote:

Cras wrote:

That was silly.

Well yes, because now I can't smoke any more. At least the pic was taken before I signed the form!

Not smoking is a good thing.

Also, tenner says you smoke again soon anyway.

You know that was the first time I've smoked in a seriously long time! The older I get the less I smoke. Good things happen when you get older it seems!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

I shall be dragging myself onto the wagon at the end of this month. Gulp.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jul 22, 2013 22:22

TheFireFaerie wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

TheFireFaerie wrote:

Cras wrote:

That was silly.

Well yes, because now I can't smoke any more. At least the pic was taken before I signed the form!

Not smoking is a good thing.

Also, tenner says you smoke again soon anyway.

You know that was the first time I've smoked in a seriously long time! The older I get the less I smoke. Good things happen when you get older it seems!

You smoked on Tuesday. And on the Saturday before that.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Jul 22, 2013 22:26

Grim... wrote:

TheFireFaerie wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

TheFireFaerie wrote:

Cras wrote:

That was silly.

Well yes, because now I can't smoke any more. At least the pic was taken before I signed the form!

Not smoking is a good thing.

Also, tenner says you smoke again soon anyway.

You know that was the first time I've smoked in a seriously long time! The older I get the less I smoke. Good things happen when you get older it seems!

You smoked on Tuesday. And on the Saturday before that.

You can prove anything with facts.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Jul 22, 2013 22:26

Some seriously good shots in there, Pete, please tell me you are coming to the cottage, I'll brush my hair and everything.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Jul 22, 2013 22:34

Yeah Pete, come to the damn cottage!

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Grim... wrote:

TheFireFaerie wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

TheFireFaerie wrote:

Cras wrote:

That was silly.

Well yes, because now I can't smoke any more. At least the pic was taken before I signed the form!

Not smoking is a good thing.

Also, tenner says you smoke again soon anyway.

You know that was the first time I've smoked in a seriously long time! The older I get the less I smoke. Good things happen when you get older it seems!

You smoked on Tuesday. And on the Saturday before that.

Er, did not and did not! Ok maybe at my 30th party

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Unable to compete with Pete in pure photographic terms, I have decided to chase the novelty vote instead.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

I have absolutely nothing to say at this juncture. Astonishing.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

I didn't think of doing animated GIFs until much later, sadly, so I think my GF1 was in low speed burst mode (2 fps) instead of high speed (3). The animation could have been a bit smoother. It's weirdly hypnotic though.

I have a few more to do -- one of a group of people on the trampoline, at least, and a couple more that could work.

Zeppo · **Joined:** 9th Oct, 2008 **Posts:** 222

Pete, you have serious skills! Needless to say, I'll be yoinking a few of me to further distance my perception of self from reality!

Kern wrote:

I really need to put some money on Zeppo being the next Dr Who.

May just take this for my profile...!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38597

Why... Why was Kov dressed as a schoolgirl?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

He "just happened to have the outfit with him".

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:17

DavPaz wrote:

Why... Why was Kov dressed as a schoolgirl?

I'm glad someone asked this.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:18

DavPaz wrote:

Why... Why was Kov dressed as a schoolgirl?

He plays rugby.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

I can't stop laughing at that gif.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:11

I saved loads of money by drinking shitloads of cheap booze, eating burgers and shouting nonsense at Petes photos.

Have to do the same next year. Nice one folks.

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Loving the gif!!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Many [1] pirate versions of Photoshop were downloaded to bring you that GIF.

[1] one

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14512

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Many [1] pirate versions of Photoshop were downloaded to bring you that GIF.

[1] one

But if you didn't do that you'd have totally paid the £xxxxx to buy a real copy so you could make the GIF right ?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Of course!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Jul 23, 2013 17:20

Cras wrote:

He "just happened to have the outfit with him".

I found it as I had moved my stuff..

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