Beer, mother fuckers

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13386

metalangel wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

metalangel wrote:

I've warmed to it in later years, partly thanks to DocG.

My gast is flabbered.

You said more or less what you did above to me, and so I tried to approach it with more of an open mind and less of 'that stupid thing we watch when there's nothing else on.'

I was almost exactly the same but it was my brother who got me onto Friends.

I'd been deliberately hostile to it and refused to watch it on telly 'that schmaltzy American rubbish? No thanks'.... But he brought over a few VHS tapes of it anyway (this was right back early on in its UK TV run, probably 1998 or so I would think and he'd been taping it off the telly) and played it whilst I was in the room, (I was pointedly doing something else), and it was absolutely impossible not to warm to the characters and of course, find it very, very funny - and I was a convert

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:25

Train toilet Redux!

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:32

Entertainment close up!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:10

WTF is going on here?

Is this a new thing on the Bear scene?

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 23:33

Whee!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 23:34

Totes wearing my Beex T-shirt!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 23:42

Glad I;ve stopped drinking for tonight was turning into a session.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 23:49

Come the fuck to the cottage.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 23:50

ok

When are you picking me up?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:26

Whoo!

myp · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:28

That's not cuddling a bin.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Do you spend the whole journey in the shitter, Grim...? you may need to rethink your diet.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Or buy a ticket.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

If you're buying the ticket, you might as well take the ride. Think about the savings on toilet paper at home. Plus, he's saving time. Travel time is spare time. Why waste valuable at-home time on the job?

See also: Shitting at work. Not only are you saving time and toilet paper, but you're getting fucking paid to do it.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

WTB wrote:

....

See also: Shitting at work. Not only are you saving time and toilet paper, but you're getting fucking paid to do it.

Ever so much :this:

It's the one thing I really miss about the civil service. .... the mid morning leisurely jobbie.

Now that I'm in my car most of the day, or grilling people in their houses, my whole defecatory schedule is .... well, not scheduled any more.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2012 20:12

I've had enough beer now for this month.

Feel like I'm sweating cider.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Beer and zoider aren't really the same thing. For one thing, beer is all carbs as it's liquid bread, whereas cider counts as one of your five a day.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2012 21:13

Cider is horrifically bad for you, calorie-wise.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Grim... wrote:

Cider is horrifically bad for you, calorie-wise.

As is beer and wine, of course. A bottle of wine, which is about 3 and a half pints of cider alcohol units-wise, is circa 1500 calories.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2012 21:14

I've bought those little stubby bottles of beer. 'Camping beer' I call it. They are OK.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2012 21:16

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Cider is horrifically bad for you, calorie-wise.

As is beer and wine, of course.

I thought cider was much worse.
Get numbers!

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

The piss-weak ones? It feels like I'm wasting time drinking those.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

I've bought those little stubby bottles of beer. 'Camping beer' I call it. They are OK.

I wub the "33" stuff from France. I lived off that as a teenager, and often mixed it with el cheapo Snozzberry's orange squash, for extra awesome.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

Cider's got a fuckton of sugar in, innit.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

From here
Pint Cider = 244
Pint Bitter - 170
250ml wine 170

Looks like you're right!

No wonder Zarzie has his own gravitational field.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

Cider's got a fuckton of sugar in, innit.

So has wine, of course.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2012 21:19

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

I've bought those little stubby bottles of beer. 'Camping beer' I call it. They are OK.

I wub the "33" stuff from France. I lived off that as a teenager, and often mixed it with el cheapo Snozzberry's orange squash, for extra awesome.

Yeah, I like them, too. And Kronenbirg red. Happy teenage memories. Theseones are Co-Ops "French Premium Lager" and are OK. Enough to numb the pain from my knackered shoulder.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Sainsbury's Belgin 4.5% stubbies are excellent value as well as not tasting half bad, either.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2012 21:30

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Sainsbury's Belgin 4.5% stubbies are excellent value as well as not tasting half bad, either.

To get to a Sainsburys, I'd have to get a train to Keighley. And walk. Somehting I'm not prepared to do.

Noted, though.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Similar stuff at Tesco, from memory.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22418

I love stubbies, just the right size to either sip, or down in one, depending on the mood.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12365

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Sainsbury's Belgin 4.5% stubbies are excellent value as well as not tasting half bad, either.

To get to a Sainsburys, I'd have to get a train to Keighley. And walk. Somehting I'm not prepared to do.

Noted, though.

if you're in keighley you might as well go to the Asda instead.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:23

Mr Russell wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Sainsbury's Belgin 4.5% stubbies are excellent value as well as not tasting half bad, either.

To get to a Sainsburys, I'd have to get a train to Keighley. And walk. Somehting I'm not prepared to do.

Noted, though.

if you're in keighley you might as well go to the Asda instead.

There's an ASDA in Shipley, I could go there.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12365

MaliA wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Sainsbury's Belgin 4.5% stubbies are excellent value as well as not tasting half bad, either.

To get to a Sainsburys, I'd have to get a train to Keighley. And walk. Somehting I'm not prepared to do.

Noted, though.

if you're in keighley you might as well go to the Asda instead.

There's an ASDA in Shipley, I could go there.

And thus it was declared that nobody ever needed to go to Keighley again.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11920

Just found my local Waitrose sell Marstons Pale Ale, £1.2 a bottle and only 2.8% so a nice evening drink and pretty cheap as well.

asfish · **Joined:** 5th Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 3353

•35ml gin and tonic =128
•35ml dark rum and coke =141
•Medium glass of 12% white wine (175ml) =130
•Medium glass of 12% red wine (175ml) =119
•Bottle of 13.5% wine (white) =555
•Bottle of wine 11% (red) = 510
•Pint of 5% Lager = 244
•Pint of 4.5% Cider = 233
•Pint of 4.1% Stout = 210
•Pint of 4.5% Bitter/Ale =222
•50ml of 40% Liqueur =170
•50ml of 40% Brandy =110
•25ml of 40% Whiskey =56
•Bottle (275ml) of 5.5% alcopop =171

From the drinkaware site

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Mar 13, 2013 23:29

THANKYOUANDGOODNIGHT

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:40

That's not a toilet.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

POTW!

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12365

Kern wrote:

That's not a toilet.

It was half an hour later.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Mr Russell wrote:

Kern wrote:

That's not a toilet.

It was half an hour later.

Unacceptable amount of time for this response to arrive.

Be better Beex.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 10, 2016 1:23

Beer beer Whoo beer motherfuckers!

I love you all.

Apart from Gaywood, obviously. He's a cunt.

And Halewood.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:04

It's been a while.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:05

Man, I have a lot of hair.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:14

74 minutes long, happy hardcore fans!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38769

Morning, Grim...

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26432

I like your big beardy face Grim. You look all soft and floofy! :luv:

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Mar 10, 2016 9:34

And coming up next week in the adventures of Young David Bellamy... Young David Bellamy on the toilet.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Scooter? Really? Jesus dude.

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