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chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

The thought occurs, its not Gazchap and that too good to be true Beemer he said he wouldn't buy is it?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:08

MaliA wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Yay! Invitation from publisher to attend friend's book launch. Perusal of guest list marks it out as awesome fun times. The pre publication reviews have been very good. Well done him.

Tell them you know an amazing author in London, in whom they should be very interested. Mention the phrase 'bidding war'.

How many sisters do you have?

One.

Bidding war starting badly for you.

And four step sisters.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:09

Curiosity wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Yay! Invitation from publisher to attend friend's book launch. Perusal of guest list marks it out as awesome fun times. The pre publication reviews have been very good. Well done him.

Tell them you know an amazing author in London, in whom they should be very interested. Mention the phrase 'bidding war'.

How many sisters do you have?

One.

Bidding war starting badly for you.

And four step sisters.

Looking better. Already.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:13

Fuck you Sky. Fuck you. That's the last time I'm paying for tv that the shitty box fucking deletes itself.

Free Talktalk YouView box ordered (already with them). More channels and £25 cheaper a month. Only SD for now but fuck it.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:26

Quietly unfollowing people i thought were cleverer than that on twitter for "political reasoning and comments i could not possibly begin to endorse" is the best course of Action which no longer occupies almost all my thoughts. Sorry, mark steel, good as you are.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Zardoz wrote:

Free Talktalk YouView box ordered

Talk Talk combined with the man who gave the world the Amstrad PC200. NOTHING CAN GO WRONG NOW!

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

I just had an orgasm in my mouth.

NOM NOM NOM!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:31

TalkTalk have been my broadband and telephone supplier for the last 5 years, not like I'm switching to them, just getting the telly.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Zardoz wrote:

TalkTalk have been my broadband and telephone supplier for the last 5 years, not like I'm switching to them, just getting the telly.

Did you go for the green screen or the colour?

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14417

I had pancakes today drizzled in lemon juice. Why can't more things be drizzled in lemon juice, aye? Like my boss' eyeballs.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:37

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Did you go for the green screen or the colour?

Green screen is for nerds. Having been a C64 power user, I naturally opted for colour. All 16 of them.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Zardoz wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Did you go for the green screen or the colour?

Green screen is for nerds. Having been a C64 power user, I naturally opted for colour. All 16 of them.

I spit on your 16!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_8-bit_computer_hardware_palettes#CPC_series

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 0:42

chinnyhill10 wrote:

The thought occurs, its not Gazchap and that too good to be true Beemer he said he wouldn't buy is it?

My monobrow is far more majestic than the one in your picture.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

GazChap wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

The thought occurs, its not Gazchap and that too good to be true Beemer he said he wouldn't buy is it?

My monobrow is far more majestic than the one in your picture.

Where's my fuel can? Eh? Eh? Gave it to you 5 and a half hours ago. You only had a 2 minute walk back!

If I go down there in the morning and see it dumped by the side of the road I'll be cross.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

The 'Tractor ambush' episode of Interceptor has just started on Challenge. That sequence is possibly my favourite 5 minutes of TV ever.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:39

I HAZ STATUE! RAWR!

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:49

MaliA wrote:

Quietly unfollowing people i thought were cleverer than that on twitter for "political reasoning and comments i could not possibly begin to endorse" is the best course of Action which no longer occupies almost all my thoughts. Sorry, mark steel, good as you are.

Probably why I get frustrated with people who use Twitter to discuss politics. The world is way too complicated to boil down to 140 characters, unless you basically want to say 'I like X', 'I don't like X'. And then get angry because someone thinks the opposite to you.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Someone has invented a Mr Chris post generator:

http://www.tomforth.co.uk/guardiancomments/

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Some very bold comments from a colleague at work today.

"We've not talked about valentines, so I don't need to get a card. When you're dating I can see it, but we're married now, so what's the point right?"

The last of the brave fools, there.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:33

There is a huge box of cards here so we don't get caught out.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38664

Craster wrote:

Some very bold comments from a colleague at work today.

"We've not talked about valentines, so I don't need to get a card. When you're dating I can see it, but we're married now, so what's the point right?"

The last of the brave fools, there.

You should shake his hand as he leaves tonight. It may be the last time you see him.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:35

DavPaz wrote:

Craster wrote:

Some very bold comments from a colleague at work today.

"We've not talked about valentines, so I don't need to get a card. When you're dating I can see it, but we're married now, so what's the point right?"

The last of the brave fools, there.

You should shake his hand as he leaves tonight. It may be the last time you see him.

"Nos morituri te salutamus"

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38664

MaliA wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Craster wrote:

Some very bold comments from a colleague at work today.

"We've not talked about valentines, so I don't need to get a card. When you're dating I can see it, but we're married now, so what's the point right?"

The last of the brave fools, there.

You should shake his hand as he leaves tonight. It may be the last time you see him.

"Nos morituri te salutamus"

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:37

Craster wrote:

Some very bold comments from a colleague at work today.

"We've not talked about valentines, so I don't need to get a card. When you're dating I can see it, but we're married now, so what's the point right?"

The last of the brave fools, there.

Bobbyaro tried something similar once.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

DavPaz wrote:

Craster wrote:

Some very bold comments from a colleague at work today.

"We've not talked about valentines, so I don't need to get a card. When you're dating I can see it, but we're married now, so what's the point right?"

The last of the brave fools, there.

You should shake his hand as he leaves tonight. It may be the last time you see him.

I'm considering trying to get the rest of the team to stand and silently salute when he leaves, with one person quietly bugling Taps out of the side of his mouth.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:49

Oh, yeah, gouging bastards. As i am all very lonely at the moment and it is quite cold up ehre because they can't get doors to fit in the North, I arrived home and turned the heating on last night. After that, I then left the house and went to do my shopping. Walking back I thought "You deserve a beer, malia, as you are going to eat proper food* and not a nuke meal tonight". So, i pop into the pub on the way home and say "Bartender, please could I have a pint of landlord" and eh says "Here you are that is £2.75" and I gave him £2.75 to conclude the transaction. I read my book for a bit and quite enjoyed the experience and thought "I could have another" so went up to the bar and asked for a pint of landlord and he said "That is £2.90" "BUT WAIT A MINUTE!" I said, "it was £2.75 not twenty minutes ago!". "The price goes up after 6pm" he says. I was annoyed.

*Chips and a kiev with ketchup

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 19:57

Happy Birthday, Malc74

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Happy Malc74 day!

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14417

HBM74!

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 20:30

Happy birthday slightly older (400 days older by my calculations!) namesake.

Malc

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 21:13

Happy birthday Malc74.

We should so do this as a meet;

http://www.thetopvillas.com/reunion-resort-1/

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

Curiosity wrote:

Craster wrote:

Some very bold comments from a colleague at work today.

"We've not talked about valentines, so I don't need to get a card. When you're dating I can see it, but we're married now, so what's the point right?"

The last of the brave fools, there.

Bobbyaro tried something similar once.

Hey, that was a birthday!

Shit, it's Valentine's day tomorrow!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I'm not convinced beex is ready for a hot tub.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 21:16

Craster wrote:

I'm not convinced beex is ready for a hot tub.

Spoil sport!

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 21:17

Craster wrote:

I'm not convinced beex is ready for a hot tub.

I'm not convinced there's a hot tub ready for Beex.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

devilman wrote:

Craster wrote:

I'm not convinced beex is ready for a hot tub.

I'm not convinced there's a hot tub ready for Beex.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Petrol can update:

It has still not been returned, There is also now MASSIVE DAMAGE to the verge at the bottom of our road presumably where the tow truck had to recover the car. However since the landowner is a cock I don't really care.

I will never do a good deed for anyone ever again. I believe if Jesus was alive today he'd feel the same. :attitude:

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 21:30

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Petrol can update:

It has still not been returned, There is also now MASSIVE DAMAGE to the verge at the bottom of our road presumably where the tow truck had to recover the car. However since the landowner is a cock I don't really care.

I will never do a good deed for anyone ever again. I believe if Jesus was alive today he'd feel the same. :attitude:

For what it's worth, I did a similar good deed last year. Had a bloke knock on the door saying he'd noticed a hose in my back yard (there's a bit of a communal bit round the back of the houses so I wasn't too concerned about him having noticed) and asked if he could borrow it. It wasn't mine anyway as it was here when I moved in, so didn't think too much about lending it to someone. That was the last I saw of him and the hose.

With having the hose and a wheelie bin nabbed now, I've realised that people will nick anything.

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 22:42

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

We should so do this as a meet;

http://www.thetopvillas.com/reunion-resort-1/

http://www.thetopvillas.com/reunion-resort-2000/

That's cheaper and holds more, unless I've missed something.

Malc

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

http://snesbox.com/

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 22:49

Malc wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

We should so do this as a meet;

http://www.thetopvillas.com/reunion-resort-1/

http://www.thetopvillas.com/reunion-resort-2000/

That's cheaper and holds more, unless I've missed something.

Malc

£38 per person per night (plus flights etc)

That aint too bad!

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 23:02

Why are they using a phil collins cover to advertise dead space 3?

Malc

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2013 23:46

Craster wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Craster wrote:

Some very bold comments from a colleague at work today.

"We've not talked about valentines, so I don't need to get a card. When you're dating I can see it, but we're married now, so what's the point right?"

The last of the brave fools, there.

You should shake his hand as he leaves tonight. It may be the last time you see him.

I'm considering trying to get the rest of the team to stand and silently salute when he leaves, with one person quietly bugling Taps out of the side of his mouth.

What did you do?

Malc74 · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2013 0:06

Thank you for birthday wishes, folks! I have just eaten some very tasty Portuguese food and will spend an enjoyable evening pondering which HDTV I want to buy for my games room.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:36

Bobbyaro wrote:

http://snesbox.com/

This looks brilliant.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Happy Valentine's Day, beexers. I love all of you unconditionally*

*conditions apply.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:03

I am very, very, tired today. Have to go to Leeds later sos ee recruitment woman, so that will mean a trip on the commuter train. Yucky.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:21

As Facebook fans may have already read, this morning the Grimlet referred to last Thursday as "yesterthursday".

Makes sense to me.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Huh. It does, too.

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