Bits and Bobs 35

nickachu · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:52

Trooper wrote:

The best man at my wedding is a pilot, he is banging all the trolley dollies.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:53

Trooper wrote:

Too much hard work for not enough return, plus it made Mrs T hate baking, which wasn't a good side affect for me and my stomach.

Can't she sneak her stuff onto the trolly now?

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:53

Trooper wrote:

MaliA wrote:

MOAR Tickets to Ride purchased. That'll be the third iteration in MaliTowers (Northern Outpost 2).

I have been playing this lots on iOS, but only the US map with mega routes, all the other maps I find a bit crap in comparison.

haven't played it on IOS, but on the board games, the US one is good, the Nordic one very good and the German one is good, but the 'passengers' aren't so good. Playing with friends helps a lot.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:54

Trooper wrote:

The best man at my wedding is a pilot, he is utterly shit with the bitches.

Cant keep a steady girlfriend as he always has a trolly dolly on the end of his cock?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22396

Zardoz wrote:

Trooper wrote:

Too much hard work for not enough return, plus it made Mrs T hate baking, which wasn't a good side affect for me and my stomach.

Can't she sneak her stuff onto the trolly now?

Which would help them get into my belly how?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22396

Zardoz wrote:

Trooper wrote:

The best man at my wedding is a pilot, he is utterly shit with the bitches.

Cant keep a steady girlfriend as he always has a trolly dolly on the end of his cock?

Jest all you like, you're all just jealous

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Trooper wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

Trooper wrote:

The best man at my wedding is a pilot, he is utterly shit with the bitches.

Cant keep a steady girlfriend as he always has a trolly dolly on the end of his cock?

Jest all you like, you're all just jealous

Yes, Zarzie wants to have loads of sechsings with pilots too.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 13:07

I'm doing alright with my Palm Pilot thankyouverymuch.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22396

Was anyone aware that the life cycle of the fly is 10 days at 25oC and 21 days at 18oC.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Trooper wrote:

The best man at my wedding is a pilot, he is utterly shit with the bitches.

Probably just out of practice. No need for him to work at it, what with all the trolly dollies he's banging.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

ZOMG totes amazeballs

http://news.cnet.com/2300-17938_105-10013282-1.html

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

Not sure the phrase, "larger-than-life" really applies to a space ship.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 21:17

I just wrote an email to a friend and gave him a six-fig grid reference rather than the usual link to Google Maps. Ah, if you have to do something, might as well do it properly.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 22:11

I've just bought this. Rather apt after Psygnosis shut today. Now to find some wall to put it on!

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14418

Dimrill wrote:

I've just bought this. Rather apt after Psygnosis shut today. Now to find some wall to put it on!

Man alive, that's pure sex on a canvass. It is on a canvass isn't it?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 22:27

It is! I couldn't resist it.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14418

It's... it's... beautiful. I'm going to listen to the death title music on YouTube in honour.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Man, Shadow of the Beast. The opening cutscene used to fucking terrify me.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14418

That was awesome.

I like pan pipes.

But I like lekky geetaar berra

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 22:41

WTB wrote:

Man, Shadow of the Beast. The opening cutscene used to fucking terrify me.

It wasn't Shadow of the Beast, but I remember my Dad playing a horror game based on a Stephen King(?) book on the first night he unpacked the Amiga and the sight of a zombie running to the front of the screen kept me awake for weeks. I was only eight, after all, and the graphics were way better than anything our old BBC Micro could produce.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Nightbreed?

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 22:46

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Nightbreed?

That was it!

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

I hated the sectioned scream on that one.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 23:25

It was thanks to that Amiga pack-in and the acoompaniyeyinginyg bad film that led me to the book. Which is now one of my favourites. True story.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 23:29

Book?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 23:30

Cabal by Clive Barker. ded ghud.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 23:37

Nice picture Dimrill.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

It was actually SOTB2 that used to shit me up!

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14418

I never played the first Son of the Bitch.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:42

Bus inspired haiku!

Old man, jack-ups high,
Belts out Singing In The Rain,
It's not raining, d'uh.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:30

My nephew did quite well in his GCSEs. SO I'll be hearing about that ad infinitum, then.

EDIT: IIRC, his parents were going to give him cash monies as a prize per grade. I think it just got expensive for them.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:45

MaliA wrote:

My nephew did quite well in his GCSEs. SO I'll be hearing about that ad infinitum, then.

EDIT: IIRC, his parents were going to give him cash monies as a prize per grade. I think it just got expensive for them.

My dad's wife promised to buy me a new bike if I got my gold merit at school before a certain point in the term. When that point came, she asked me if I had got my silver. Which I had. Boom. Sucker. New bike.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:46

So what bike are you going to get?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:47

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:48

BOOM!

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Urgh. Just had a load of blood taken for testing. Been feeling ill for a few weeks and the doc ordered every test. No doubt I'll be fucking dying or something. Now have to wait for the results.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:29

The range of "Congratulations on passing your exams" cards isn't great. There does exist "Enjoy your prom" cards, though.

<sighs>

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Ah, that must be why no fucker got me a card for getting a DISTINCTION.

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:37

For some reason this talk of exams reminds me of the gift I got for getting my degree; a new suit.

So, in my father's words "You can get a fucking job"

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Practical! I like it!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Oops. I banned myp for POTW spamming, intending to remove it a couple of minutes later once the flood had stopped. Then I forgot and went to get lunch.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

POTW!

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

BOTW!

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

If I, er, wanted an invite to a private tracker site because the one I use appears to be dead forever, how would I go about that? PMs welcomed! For research purposes only. Mods please delete if inappropriate.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 16:27

An invite as well please.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 16:28

Which private tracker site would this be?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 16:29

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

I don't actually know of any these days because I was so heavily reliant on the one that is now dead.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 16:32

Yes, Demonoid was good. h33t has been recommended, but I'm unaware of anything comparable to Demonoid. Demonoid.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

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