Be Excellent To Each Other

I'm not a Vampire.

Explain your kipper tie then.

If I'm a vampire then why do I have mirror balls?

I'm sure all those extreme metal bands have impossible to decipher logos in order to get extra sales:

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to buy the new 'Medieval Foetus Grinder' album"
Shopowner: "Hmmm, well, I'm not sure. Any of these five albums could be the one that you want."
Customer: "I've got no clue, the logos all look like someone drank eighteen Red Bulls and did a load of crystal meth, then tried to write the band's name while simultaneously trying to swat the spiders crawling around on the inside of their skull. I can't tell what any of them say."
Shopowner: "any clue from the cover art?"
Customer: "It's all defecating demons, nuns cut in half, about what I'd expect. Tell you what, one of them is bound to be the one I want, I'll take all five."
Shopowner: "Kerching!"

Silly billy, you just get the shop keeper to play them for you...

...no, that wouldn't work either.

What the hell is going on with her leg?

I think it's creeping death.

I actually like the idea behind that one.. Just poorly done. Very poorly.

That seems like a good one, purely for the person in the middle.

I think that if you look closer you'll find it's actually appalling.

Crimped!

It's hilariously awful, but your point about the woman in the middle is well made.

That's a beauty.

Welsh thrash from Pontypridd

Awrite... so it's no an album cover & only a few of you lot will know what I'm on about, but here's Brandow* in a band



*May not be Brandow.

Blimey, Wee Jimmy Krankie on the right there has really let himself go.

Dude.

You're clearly delusional. You'll be telling me next that Grotbags wasn't a real witch or something.

Thought provoking.

I'd love to see the artists brief behind some of these covers... What they were actually trying to achieve with them.

For that last one, the brief was probably "Get a stock photo of some deserty shit, a stock shot of a chain mail helmet and then cut & paste the guy's face in there, okay? Use lots of Pritt Stick."

What can we get for £10?

That has to be the winner! Outstanding!

Your not rong.

I can sympathise with that. Bloody mould gets everywhere.

Do you have a taste?

I could do you a very small cheese wheel.

Good to see Nikachu back home with his pals.

*NSFW* Profanatica's "As Tears..." EP *NSFW*

One of the best. True cocks-out BM.

That photo makes me so sad. Not only do you have (middle left) Michael Shannon, pre-acting, but middle-right looks like she's being forced to pose 'sexy' at gunpoint.

I can't work out what that toothy thing is meant to be. Has someone chained up a walrus?

Bent Metal?

Not a bad cover, but love the band name.

Just a hunch, but I fear that commercial success may elude them with a name like that.

ruck orr are a great band. Need a new font though.

Jesus Fucking Christ is a good band name.

Ah Maniac Butcher... you plebs.

Brilliant! I like that the guy on the right went for "deranged, serial-killing turkey" as his look.