Gamers are turrrrsts.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:02

Hey! Did you know us gamers are now plotting turrrrurrrrr attacks via Call of Duty and other online games? Well, we are according to The Scum. Showing complete ignorance of what they're writing about, we get this wonderful quote:

Murdoch Scum Newspaper wrote:

“Islamic extremists know cops monitor phone calls, emails and online messages,” the piece reads. “So they are turning to PlayStation and Xbox games to keep their deadly plans secret.

“Gamers can log on in groups to play against each other and — crucially — to chat in private. Once signed in to a ‘lobby’ using a password, plotters put on Bluetooth headsets and speak securely to conspirators on the same site.”

That's right, Xbox parties with passwords! Bluetooth! Cyber! Cops!

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:05

Best URL ever though. "The Sun Terrorists using cod to plot attacks."

Something smells fishy!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

My god! People could have conversations with each other and we'd never know what they are saying!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:19

On an Xbox party site! We've only just got our heads around websites, you see.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:21

Remember the tales of when post boxes were introduced? Men were worried that their daughters could send letters to anyone without their men betters knowing about it. This is basically the same thing again, except with turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsts as the baddies instead of intercourse.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:21

There ain't no party like an Xbox party!

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

Which of you lot are Turrrrsts then? Making war on us over the interwebz...how very dare you!

[vote:Trooper] I think his name just gives him away!!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

So the multiplayer in Dark Souls is actually an innovative anti-trrrrrrrsm system?

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Surprisingly, given that it's The Sun's site, most of the comments are people pointing out that the whole story's a load of horseshit and there's only a couple of "OMG! IT'S ALL REALLY SCARY AND TOTALLY TRUE!!!!" idiots in there.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:49

Because your typical Sun reader is a die hard CoD player.

Yeah, I so went there and shit.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38651

I have been a tourist many times

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:58

Headonism?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26064

Dimrill wrote:

Remember the tales of when post boxes were introduced? Men were worried that their daughters could send letters to anyone without their men betters knowing about it. This is basically the same thing again, except with turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsts as the baddies instead of intercourse.

how old are you exactly, Dimmers?

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:00

DavPaz wrote:

I have been a tourist many times

Holidays for a tenner?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:00

I have to fake my death every 50 years or so otherwise I rouse suspicion.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Zardoz wrote:

Headonism?

Oh, good work.

metalangel · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:06

Mimi wrote:

Dimrill wrote:

Remember the tales of when post boxes were introduced? Men were worried that their daughters could send letters to anyone without their men betters knowing about it. This is basically the same thing again, except with turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsts as the baddies instead of intercourse.

how old are you exactly, Dimmers?

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Dimrill wrote:

Remember the tales of when post boxes were introduced? Men were worried that their daughters could send letters to anyone without their men betters knowing about it. This is basically the same thing again, except with turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsts as the baddies instead of intercourse.

Intercourse is still my enemy.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 18:26

Make it your enema.

Be Excellent To Each Other

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