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Which weekend would you prefer?
30th Sept 23%  23%  [ 9 ]
14th Oct 23%  23%  [ 9 ]
I can make both 25%  25%  [ 10 ]
Nail varnish 28%  28%  [ 11 ]
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Joans
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8)

8)

Yeah, pretend you don't remember and treasure that moment.
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Zardoz
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*Makes booking for 2012*

I thought you would be interested in the man love
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Joans
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I don't know what's going on in the video still, but the actual video came as quite a relief.
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Grim...
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DavPaz
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 15:20 
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so many black t-shirts....
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Alberto
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so many black t-shirts....

We were balancing out the lurid orange ones.

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Doctor Glyndwr
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 15:25 
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I still have the video on my phone of Perkies eating a :attitude: Sandwich from Beex Cottage I.
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Grim...
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What's in a :attitude: sandwich?

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What's in a :attitude: sandwich?

Cheap white bread, mars bar, cheap salt and vinegar crisps, cheddar cheese.

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Alberto
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With a side of hot vimto.

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Mr Dave
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It's... not very nice

It's really not.

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Zardoz
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Deep fried?

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Deep fried?

No, cold. It would be passable without the Mars bar.

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Yeah, you look like you could never pass a Mars bar.

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Mr Dave
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The problem is the mars bar/bread combination refuses to pass the throat
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Mr Russell
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The problem is the mars bar/bread combination refuses to pass the throat


Hence the Vimto to wash it down. I would call him a genius if he wasn't an insufferable cunt.

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Grim...
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Deep fried?

No, cold. It would be passable without the Mars bar.

Wait - that's seriously what's in the sandwich?

Bugger me.

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Mr Dave
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myp it wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Deep fried?

No, cold. It would be passable without the Mars bar.

Wait - that's seriously what's in the sandwich?

Bugger me.

I believe stu claimed it was scientifically proven to be the nicest sandwich in existence.
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Malc74
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I remember him mentioning it as far back as his Your Sinclair years. It certainly doesn't sound very nice but hey, my favourite sandwich is a sausage roll on a buttered roll, so what the hell do I know.

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Mmmm, pie butties.

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Grim... wrote:


8)

:DD

I never knew!

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With a side of hot vimto.

Perkies made me some of this with Vodka in it, it was actually quite nice. :)

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DavPaz
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Mars Bar? They're hard enough to eat on their own. I can't imagine one being wrapped in stodgy cheap bread.
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Mimi
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Alberto wrote:
With a side of hot vimto.

Perkies made me some of this with Vodka in it, it was actually quite nice. :)


Yes, I had some also. It was nice because of the alcohol. Also, it was too hot for a :attitude: special.

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Grim...
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Grim... wrote:


8)

:DD

I never knew!

I'm fairly sure you're holding the camera.

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I'm fairly sure you're holding the camera.


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Grim... wrote:
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Grim... wrote:


8)

:DD

I never knew!

I'm fairly sure you're holding the camera.


I think she'd long gone to bed. It was MrsA who appeared to have an obsession with sticking the camera in my face.
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Grim...
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Grim... wrote:


8)


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Soz, joans.

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Just found this on my phone. Look at the shame in the way Wendy's head hangs.


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MaliA
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That's how I attracted her in the first place. It's my goto attract mode.

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That's not even my hair.

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Grim... wrote:
-1 sleeps to go!

Bonus points to Ange for resisting the thirty seconds of "morning loving" this year. She loses them again by turning up outside our (Craster and me) bedroom window (the only one on the ground floor) at 6am after having been locked out, wanting to be let back in. The exchange went:
Ange: Hello? It's Ange. Will you let me in, please?
Grim... [assuming, as you would, that Ange was knocking on the bedroom door]: Yeah, come in, what's up?
[Ange thinks we mean the front door, and wanders off]
[Pause]
Grim...: Did I dream that?
Craster: I don't think so, because I heard her too.
Grim...: Ange?
Craster: Ange?
Grim...: Ange?
Craster: What was she doing outside?
Grim...: Outside‽ I thought she was at the door?
Craster: No, I don't think so. It was too loud.
Grim...: What the fuck would she be doing outside?
Craster: Right?
Grim...: Ange?
[Pause]
Craster: Maybe it was a dream. Weird.
Ange [sounding like she was in the room]: Hello? It's Ange. Will you let me in, please?
Grim...: What the fuck?
Craster [somewhat more sensible]: Where are you?
Ange: Outside. The door's locked.
[Craster then goes and presents himself in his bedwear to Ange and Malabelm]

I am absolutely shite at using the search function on this site, but have just found this post which has made me cry. :DD

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