Bits & Bobs 31

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

He also brought sexy back.

Did your balls ever turn up in the end?

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 0:29

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

He also brought sexy back.

Did your balls ever turn up in the end?

I hid them in your tent.

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 0:30

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

He also brought sexy back.

Did your balls ever turn up in the end?

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 0:33

Whilst you're here, is it worth me spending £20 on all the Game of Thrones books for my kindle? MrsA gave me some Kindle Kroner to spend.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

He also brought sexy back.

Did your balls ever turn up in the end?

I hid them in your tent.

Did you at least wash them first?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

Whilst you're here, is it worth me spending £20 on all the Game of Thrones books for my kindle? MrsA gave me some Kindle Kroner to spend.

Fuck yes, times extra yay mutliplied by ZOMFG. Seriously.

Ramsea · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 963

MaliA wrote:

I'd rub (Hello MrsA- Ed)

I definitely still would...but how the hell does a celeb (like Aguilera) go from being fit to fat without nobody noticing? I used to work with a guy who used to be cleanly shaven one day then have a moustache the next...so I suppose its the same kind of thing....black magic.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Ramsea wrote:

MaliA wrote:

I'd rub (Hello MrsA- Ed)

I definitely still would...but how the hell does a celeb (like Aguilera) go from being fit to fat without nobody noticing? I used to work with a guy who used to be cleanly shaven one day then have a moustache the next...so I suppose its the same kind of thing....black magic.

Have a couple last night did we?

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:10

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Whilst you're here, is it worth me spending £20 on all the Game of Thrones books for my kindle? MrsA gave me some Kindle Kroner to spend.

Fuck yes, times extra yay mutliplied by ZOMFG. Seriously.

It was books 1-4. So I got that.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Whilst you're here, is it worth me spending £20 on all the Game of Thrones books for my kindle? MrsA gave me some Kindle Kroner to spend.

Fuck yes, times extra yay mutliplied by ZOMFG. Seriously.

It was books 1-4. So I got that.

Good stuff - enjoy!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:44

Thanks to stupid Mark Thomas and his stupid book, I'm about to finish my last ever (or for a while, at least) bottle of Cherry Coke

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11855

psst, cherry coke isn't actually made from cherries.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:55

Coke are evil cunts. Like "holy shit" evil.

And I know that's true of most huge companies, but I haven't read a book about them, so shush!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:56

If anyone wants to borrow said book, I can bring it Cottaging.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

I cannae drink coke anyway, it just tastes of sweet & gies me the boke :spew:

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:13

Oh fuck me they make Dr. Pepper too

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Newsflash: I'd be astonished if Pepsi weren't any better.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Plz sumrse evl. Kthnx.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:16

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Newsflash: I'd be astonished if Pepsi weren't any better.

I suspect they're just as bad as each other, personally.

But, like I said, I haven't read a book about them.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:17

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Plz sumrse evl. Kthnx.

Using up all all the drinking water in drought zones and ignoring the fact that workers were being killed for being in unions were the two main ones.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

A. G. Barr* turned Glesga & Manchester** into shiteholes & stole all our water :DD

*Irn-Bru & that.
**I think it's there that does the big plastic bottles.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:21

Thankfully I now drink Old Jamaican Ginger Ale with my Bourbon/Rum these days.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Ouch. Not nice. The drought thing, not Old Jamaican (whic his lush).

However - I'm fairly sure that if Mark Thomas did the same thing for many of the other multinationals he'd have written a similarly shocking book. Most companies are not very good for people/the world/pandas etc.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:33

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

However - I'm fairly sure that if Mark Thomas did the same thing for many of the other multinationals he'd have written a similarly shocking book. Most companies are not very good for people/the world/pandas etc.

Is it the international "only read the first line" day?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Grim... wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

However - I'm fairly sure that if Mark Thomas did the same thing for many of the other multinationals he'd have written a similarly shocking book. Most companies are not very good for people/the world/pandas etc.

Is it the international "only read the first line" day?

That post should have had two lines in it.

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 13:30

Grim... wrote:

Coke are evil cunts. Like "holy shit" evil.

And I know that's true of most huge companies, but I haven't read a book about them, so shush!

Would it help if we wrote a book called 'Yes, Coca Cola are evil bastards, but their Cherry Coke division is run by angels'?

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 13:38

Ramsea wrote:

MaliA wrote:

I'd rub (Hello MrsA- Ed)

I definitely still would...but how the hell does a celeb (like Aguilera) go from being fit to fat without nobody noticing?.

They don't. They just stop bothering to PhotoShop the pictures.

Ramsea · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 963

flis wrote:

Ramsea wrote:

MaliA wrote:

I'd rub (Hello MrsA- Ed)

I definitely still would...but how the hell does a celeb (like Aguilera) go from being fit to fat without nobody noticing? I used to work with a guy who used to be cleanly shaven one day then have a moustache the next...so I suppose its the same kind of thing....black magic.

Have a couple last night did we?

Meh, maybe a couple.

Good point Plissken.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 14:20

Wullie wrote:

A. G. Barr*

IT'S A TRAP!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 14:26

Bigger: http://www.flickr.com/photos/-2x4-/6237 ... 04756@N01/

Couldn't decide which Aliens thread to post this in.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 14:27

Awesome legoing.

Council tax refund! hurray!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 14:45

Zardoz wrote:

Bigger: http://www.flickr.com/photos/-2x4-/6237 ... 04756@N01/

Couldn't decide which Aliens thread to post this in.

Splumf.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

https://twitter.com/#!/charlesarthur/st ... 8407169024

Quote:

Ooh, @mattwarman on Sky news re BlackBerry. Best joke off Twitter: “RIM holds three days of silence in honour of Steve Jobs.” ZINGGGG!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 15:01

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 15:12

Grim... wrote:

Oh fuck me they make Dr. Pepper too

Wait, only in the USA! Whoo!

Dr Pepper is a year older than Coke

TK-421 · **Joined:** 27th Feb, 2009 **Posts:** 244

Sticking with the Lego theme, I has loads more delivered today, so I built this:

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

https://twitter.com/#!/charlesarthur/status/124105988407169024

Quote:

Ooh, @mattwarman on Sky news re BlackBerry. Best joke off Twitter: “RIM holds three days of silence in honour of Steve Jobs.” ZINGGGG!

Brilliant. This is an epic clusterfuck.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 16:12

My new company has two offices in The City. Today I am mostly in Office B. Not only is it next door to a strip club, it is also opposite one.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 16:14

Is it in Farringdon?

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 16:18

Zardoz wrote:

Bigger: http://www.flickr.com/photos/-2x4-/6237 ... 04756@N01/

Couldn't decide which Aliens thread to post this in.

Hnnnnnggghhhhhh.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 16:20

Grim... wrote:

Is it in Farringdon?

Aldgate.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

I've been nosing through the flickr stream of that bloke who did the Aliens lego.

Bullettime02 by - 2x4 -, on Flickr
Awesome.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 18:13

Lego is the new rock and roll.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11855

I think I may have found the worst use of an apostrophe ever.

you have been warned

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 19:13

Bobbyaro wrote:

I think I may have found the worst use of an apostrophe ever.

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQMiONw0bLc"]you have been warned[/url]

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 19:47

Well, the smoke alarms work here, then.

MrsA handed me a copy of Deus Ex Human Revolution as a late birthday present. Which is nice.

I've added it to the top of the pile of 'Games to finish before Skyrim'.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

MaliA wrote:

The women from that cohort of the mouse club seem to have gone a bit rubbish, whereas JT (whom I'm developing a bit of a man crush on) seems to being doing right well.

Musically, Britney is miles better than Justin. Getting Timbaland and Neptunes to write your songs only works if at that point Timbaland doesn't suck and the Neptunes aren't on the way down.

The lad was pretty good in the Facebook film though. Can't see myself crushing on such a bland face, though.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14402

You know what would help the deficit? A totaliser like Children in Need has.It could be displayed somewhere prominent in London on a big countdown clock, be flashed up after the news (but before the weather of course), have its own website and people could cheer or jeer the results show on before the lottery..

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22357

How about a deficit lottery? Every day you can text in and have the chance of winning £100,000. Texts cost 30p, All profits go into the deficit fund.

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