WHOSE HOUSE?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu May 19, 2011 11:41

So, it would appear that I am in charge today.

LET'S CHOOSE!

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu May 19, 2011 11:45

You should buy everyone ice creams.

gospvg · **Joined:** 7th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 2306

Or Chewits

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu May 19, 2011 11:47

MaliA wrote:

You should buy everyone ice creams.

Assuming you mean "the company should buy", I've already dispatched HOC#4 to the cake shop. Is that close enough?

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Tell me how far away the cake shop is and I will tender my judgement.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu May 19, 2011 11:49

Grim... wrote:

MaliA wrote:

You should buy everyone ice creams.

Assuming you mean "the company should buy", I've already dispatched HOC#4 to the cake shop. Is that close enough?

Clearly not; I'm in Oxford.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu May 19, 2011 11:50

I've got cake, bitches.

Assuming a brownie is a cake.

Racist.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10140

WHOM'S house.

Decca · **Joined:** 23rd Jun, 2010 **Posts:** 2282

Run's house...

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu May 19, 2011 12:27

I hope you're wearing your King of the Hawkmen outfit and have suspended yourself over your desk to issue orders.

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu May 19, 2011 12:35

Zardoz wrote:

I hope you're wearing your King of the Hawkmen outfit

That is a mental image that only you could wank to live with.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu May 19, 2011 12:39

Still less creepy than jerking off to a Disney Character though, eh Mali?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu May 19, 2011 12:48

FUCK THIS SHIT, IT'S MILLER TIME!

See you tomorrow (or, if you're unlucky, tonight) folks!

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Grim... wrote:

...or, if you're unlucky, tonight...

Naked Burny P?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38607

Zardoz wrote:

I hope you're wearing your King of the Hawkmen outfit and have suspended yourself over your desk to issue orders.

"FUCK THIS SHIT, IT'S MILLER TIME"

(no photoshop needed)

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu May 19, 2011 23:06

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu May 19, 2011 23:21

Grim... wrote:

oops

What's up, boss?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu May 19, 2011 23:42

Not my wages, at a giuess.

gospvg · **Joined:** 7th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 2306

Ok did anyone else on quick glance read this thread as Whore House?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 9:32

Oh boy, am I ever in trouble.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 9:34

What happened?

myp · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 9:35

Zardoz wrote:

What happened?

If I'm pushed into guessing, Grim... has got into trouble for sending everyone to the pub at 11:30am.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 9:39

myoptikakaka wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

What happened?

If I'm pushed into guessing, Grim... has got into trouble for sending everyone to the pub at 11:30am.

Ten to one, act-shoe-ellie.

I honestly intended to bring them all back again at about two-thirty, though

myp · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 9:43

Oops.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 9:45

It get's worse. We came back at about 11:30pm.

It'd be not as bad if any of us were in a fit state to actually do any fucking work today.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 9:47

Why the frig did you go back at that time?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 9:48

The pub kicked us out, and there was alcohol in the office.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 9:52

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 9:52

Are you pinned up by the neck yet?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 10:00

About twenty minutes ago so many people in the office were being sick that they had to use the toilets on another floor.
Last night was a bloodbath.

devilman · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 10:01

So... when are you next in charge?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 10:02

In about an hour :DD

I don't think anyone wants to go to the pub, though

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6587

Now would be the perfect time to play bouncy euro-pop deafeningly loudly over whatever speakers you can find. Everyone in the office would really appreciate it, I'm sure.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38607

Grim... wrote:

In about an hour :DD

I don't think anyone wants to go to the pub, though

I do. Will you be my boss?

Kern · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 10:04

Quote:

Now would be the perfect time to play bouncy euro-pop deafeningly loudly over whatever speakers you can find. Everyone in the office would really appreciate it, I'm sure.

Or pull out the revised contracts they all signed late last night, with the special new clauses highlighted.

lasermink · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1883

I work in the wrong country.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 10:05

Squirt wrote:

Now would be the perfect time to play bouncy euro-pop deafeningly loudly over whatever speakers you can find. Everyone in the office would really appreciate it, I'm sure.

I'm currently pounding my ears with Bass Cannon. It's working, slowly.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Surely today's orders should be to call a caterer to deliver big greasy fry ups for everyone in the office?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 10:06

Zio wrote:

Surely today's orders should be to call a caterer to deliver big greasy fry ups for everyone in the office?

There is a call for bacon rumbling about, but we've just got to convince HOC#22 to go and get it.
She doesn't drink and she's a vegetarian, so she's resisting.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 10:10

I just had a B.E.S.T. the world is in balance now..

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 10:11

Grim... wrote:

The pub kicked us out, and there was alcohol in the office.

This is the beginning bit to Sliding Doors, almost.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 10:12

MaliA wrote:

Grim... wrote:

The pub kicked us out, and there was alcohol in the office.

This is the beginning bit to Sliding Doors, almost.

When exactly is Mrs A going to get down on one knee and make you the happiest girl in the world?

If she doesn't, I will

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22368

KovacsC wrote:

I just had a B.E.S.T. the world is in balance now..

Bionic Estrogen Starved Transexual?

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

I think Grim... should man up and fetch the Bacon butties. He was the one to blame for breaking the rest of the office.

nickachu · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 10:18

Trooper wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

I just had a B.E.S.T. the world is in balance now..

Bionic Estrogen Starved Transexual?

Bacon egg sausage tomato. oh my they are good.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 10:22

Pundabaya wrote:

I think Grim... should man up and fetch the Bacon butties. He was the one to blame for breaking the rest of the office.

HOC#22 relented in the end. Being fussy about bacon, I am getting peanut butter on toast and a (third) can of Red Bull.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 10:37

I'd like to apply for any job at your place.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Grim... wrote:

Zio wrote:

Surely today's orders should be to call a caterer to deliver big greasy fry ups for everyone in the office?

There is a call for bacon rumbling about, but we've just got to convince HOC#22 to go and get it.
She doesn't drink and she's a vegetarian, so she's resisting.

Pfft, it's a good job she's a HOC.

I want food

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

flis wrote:

I want food

So do I.

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