Course 0

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:23

What a glorious day for a wedding! Everybody has arrived and you're all milling around and having a nice drink.

The first of the six courses will start soon, but until then, relax and have a good time... though you have heard rumours that some people who are here shouldn't be here.

Maybe you should try to get rid of them before the meal starts?

Course 0 commences now and will time out at 7pm TODAY. It is treated like any other day/course. Night/between course actions will take place following this time, but will not occur at the end of Course 6, so you have until then to achieve your objectives.

[playerlist]
The Rev Owen
superdupergill
myp
Craster
KovacsC
Grim...
kalmar
Malc
TheAlbin0Kid
Morte
Mr Chris
Mr Dom
Mr Russell
zaphod79
Runcle
Joans
Mr Dave
[/playerlist]

With 17 guests, 9 votes are needed to boot someone out.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:23

I'm fucking starving. Where are the entrées?

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:25

Where is the cake?

I really like cake.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8653

When do we get the free wine?

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:26

myp wrote:

I'm fucking starving. Where are the entrées?

There's 17 entrees, he listed us all in the first post.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:27

I am starving... I must say every one looks nice

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:29

KovacsC wrote:

I am starving... I must say every one looks nice

Cannibalism rears its head already!

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:31

Mr Dave wrote:

Where is the cake?

I really like cake.

Inevitable response: The cake is a lie.

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:33

The Rev Owen wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

Where is the cake?

I really like cake.

Inevitable response: The cake is a lie.

Cake or death would also have worked.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:34

Cake is a made up drug, which means it's made up from chemicals.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:36

Joans wrote:

When do we get the free wine?

When a big boy says something mean about DavPaz.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:36

Also, hi! What a lovely pair, etc.

Mr Dom · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:36

Cake is overrated.
Unless its a chocolate muffin.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12321

The DJ isn't much cop. Can we ask Grim… to get up and spin a few tunes?

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:38

KovacsC wrote:

I am starving... I must say every one looks nice

Myp is a Canapé.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:38

Mr Russell wrote:

The DJ isn't much cop. Can we ask Grim… to get up and spin a few tunes?

Oh you're in trouble. Grim... IS the DJ.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:39

myp wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

The DJ isn't much cop. Can we ask Grim… to get up and spin a few tunes?

Oh you're in trouble. Grim... IS the DJ.

Fuck you, buddy.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:40

Okay, there are a lot of rules to remember.
Why don't we just see who hasn't go a seat for dinner?

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:41

What a lovely wedding. The bride looks pregnantradiant!

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12321

Now, now boys. Let's not spoil this lovely day. You're supposed to be on your best behaviour in public, remember?

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8653

Grim... wrote:

Okay, there are a lot of rules to remember.
Why don't we just see who hasn't go a seat for dinner?

Looks like some idiot forgot to do any sort of seating plan.
I'm just going for the table with the most free booze.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:42

Grim... wrote:

myp wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

The DJ isn't much cop. Can we ask Grim… to get up and spin a few tunes?

Oh you're in trouble. Grim... IS the DJ.

Fuck you, buddy.

Oh wait, that's not how we do it, is it?

[vote: myp]

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:44

[vote: Kalmar]

Where is my cake?!?

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:48

Mr Dave wrote:

[vote: Kalmar]

Where is my cake?!?

You seem to be just here to cause trouble >:|

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:52

Can everyone check they can't see The Ejected Zone? I almost forgot to do that.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:52

AS INDEED DO YOU!

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:53

Mr Russell wrote:

Now, now boys. Let's not spoil this lovely day. You're supposed to be on your best behaviour in public, remember?

I put on a tie. That's all the effort I'm prepared to make. Now, where's the free beer?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:53

I can't see it

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:53

Mr Dave wrote:

AS INDEED DO YOU!

Aye, I can't see it.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Likewise.

I want an amuse bouche. My bouche is unamused.

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:56

Mr Dave wrote:

AS INDEED DO YOU!

Blimey, no need to cause a scene!

*backs away from shouty man, goes off in search of another glass of something sparkly*

[vote:Mr Dave]

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I'm myp.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:02

Hang on a minute - we have to wait until 7pm for our starter? FFS.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:03

Just drink and smile.. like all weddings

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14504

Grim... wrote:

Hang on a minute - we have to wait until 7pm for our starter? FFS.

There must be nuts somewhere <looks around> oh there are :-)

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:03

Grim... wrote:

Hang on a minute - we have to wait until 7pm for our starter? FFS.

I want to know we get our jerk chicken and mushroom pie.

Malc · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:04

Man, I hate wearing suits, but free drinks! Bring it on.

Malc

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:04

Hang on a minute, are we sure the drinks are free?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Grim... wrote:

Hang on a minute, are we sure the drinks are free?

Well this wedding won't last long if they aren't.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:07

kalmar wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

AS INDEED DO YOU!

Blimey, no need to cause a scene!

*backs away from shouty man, goes off in search of another glass of something sparkly*

[vote:Mr Dave]

Kalmar obliquely insults bride.

Dave gets party moving.

Kalmar attacks the cake.

Dave very very unhappy.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:08

zaphod79 wrote:

There must be nuts somewhere <looks around> oh there are :-)

You really shouldn't fiddle with yourself at a wedding. It's very bad manners.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:09

Mr Dave wrote:

Dave gets party moving.

By asking for the cake?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Hang on a minute, are we sure the drinks are free?

Well this wedding won't last long if they aren't.

I hate it when you have to pay for drinks at a wedding.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Buy me a babysham, beautiful.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:10

Craster wrote:

Buy me a babysham, beautiful.

Not even if they were free.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:12

Grim... wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

Dave gets party moving.

By asking for the cake?

Dave wants cake pieces.

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:14

Mr Chris wrote:

I hate it when you have to pay for drinks.

Your round Mr Chris! Mine's a Tesco Value Cava I believe.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:18

Mr Chris wrote:

Craster wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Hang on a minute, are we sure the drinks are free?

Well this wedding won't last long if they aren't.

I hate it when you have to pay for drinks at a wedding.

Wait a fucking minute - you're here‽
That's fucking suspicious for a start.

sdg · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:56

I love weddings.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Grim... wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Craster wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Hang on a minute, are we sure the drinks are free?

Well this wedding won't last long if they aren't.

I hate it when you have to pay for drinks at a wedding.

Wait a fucking minute - you're here‽
That's fucking suspicious for a start.

There's booze involved.

Anyway - I always pop up day one, pour l'image.

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