How to decide what laptop to buy:
1) Are your friends called:
a) Dave, Pete, Michelle and Susan b)N00B_Crush3r, Cha1nsawL0b070my, K1LLFr3nZy c)Tarquin, Savannah, Galahad and Mistwalker
2) You feel like a cup of coffee, do you sup:
a) A nice cup of Nescafe b)Hot Java Lava with 6 Pro Plus crumbled in c) A venti double latte vanilla frappucino
3) When you think of a computer, do you think of it as:
a)Something to surf the net and play Peggle on b)A tool with which to rain destruction on the useless N00bs c) A lifestyle choice
4) You meet a hippy in the street, do you:
a) be polite, and respect his hippy culture b) fantasize about headbutting him to death, while screaming 'Kill All Hippies!', though knowing that your pathetic nerdish body will be easily overcome by even this frail, hairy, granola munching specimen. c) pull out your hackysack, and kick it around with your kindred, nonconformist spirit.
5) Your hair is:
a) perfectly normal b) a mohawk, well it would be if you had the balls to get it done, instead you sport a nerdish bowlcut c) something floppy.
Mostly A's There are many laptop computers that will suit you, choose the one that is most cost effective for your planned usage. Recommended brands: HP, Sony, Acer.
mostly B's You require something that draws more power than the average nuclear submarine, and is entirely unsuited for lugging around. Remember, the faster it runs, and the more overpriced it is, the bigger your penis is! Recommended brand: Alienware
mostly C's You need something to validate your life. The other computers aren't trendy enough! You are a non-conformist! Its an Apple Mac for you, you floppy haired tosser.
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