Be Excellent To Each Other

It was 'Gazchap Girlfriend' but I did think about 'Stuart Campbell'

You're lucky I upped the CPC to 30p

I've put Gazchap Girlfriend on.

Whilst...?

Yay! Come on satanic sluts!

Hang on - are you paying to advertise BeeX, grimothy?

A massive £1.39 so far.
And I will probably pass the costs onto a client as research, which, in a way, is true.

Can I be 'research' please Grimothy?

Only, I spent my pocket money for the week. And mrsA won't give me any more.

Please, sir, can I have some more, sir?

And then, it'll be like Great Expectations and stuff, only yo're not a prisoner and I'm not a small boy playing a graveyard, but then I'll get to marry Gwyneth paltrow and stuff. It'd be good.

No handouts I'm afraid, I'm fucking poor at the moment.

[edit]Oh, if you're research then you want to give me money! Sure, how much have you got?

£3.87. And 2 passport sized photos of me, and one of MrsA, looking like Thelma from ScoobyDo.

Richer than God FTFY.

Depressingly, all the accounts on my online banking thing currently have a '-' in front of them, and it was payday yesterday.

Well quite, Sterling is such a tawdry, common currency. Send Jeeves down to the vault to fetch some more Kruggerands.

What's the score?

7 to Jonarob, 0 to everyone else. 0% conversion rate so far, though.

Thinking about it, we should perhaps have had a special page, and not just dumped people onto the forum index. Hey ho.

What qualifies as a conversion? A signup?

I WAS ONLY SAYING THE OTHER DAY, WE SHOULD HAVE A SPECIAL WELCOME PAGE AND NOT JUST DUMP PEOPLE STRAIGHT TO THE FORUM

Hmm. If only there was some sort of "web site" that this forum could be attached to, eh?

We could all write reviews of games and Dimrill could do some of his skillo drawings! Why, it'd be super!

STATUS UPDATE NEEDED!

No change.

Really? 4000-odd impressions in the first hour, and then nothing in the two hours since? Or do you just mean no change in the number of clickthroughs?

Both.

It seems to only update when it feels like it. Or perhaps it's trying to make sure the massive £40 budget lasts for a whole month.

It's not real-time. It's the same with Analytics. Updates every hour or so in bulk, rather than every few minutes.

GO GO FALLOUT 3 !!!!

Hello, is it too late to enter?

I'd like:

excellent free porn

Keep watching.

Any change yet?

Not really. I've upped the cost per click to £1 and that's let words like 'internet' through. Impressions seem to have stopped.



I'll add "excellent free porn", even though it's not true.

The content network stuff appears to have generated 16 clicks, compared to 10 from google itself - so why was it turned off again?

Grim... has sent me an update. "and like" is in the lead now, with 12 clicks. "one inch a pound" has a 100% conversion rate, at three clicks!

Who googles 'and like'?!

i see 'satanic sluts' is ebbing away slowly

Geordies.

Surprising really since the sweet as anything butter wouldn't melt offended by Ross and Brand Georgina is on the front cover of Nuts this week. Presumably there explaining how she likes flower arranging.

she was obviously tricked into doing it by those vile evil old-man bothering bastards, Ross and Brand. The poor love

I googled 'bad court thingy' a few times and got no links to our site.

Certain terms cost alot of money to get a decent ranking.

Also adwords looks at your website and looks at how relevant it is to the search term. So a high bid alone will not guarantee a good placing.

I pay as much as three quid a click for some search terms!

The results are in! The winner, with 15 clicks, was "games". Who had that?

Me.

edit: I think the real winner is "one inch a pound". Click through rate of 75% is unfathomably good. Shame it only had four impressions.

It did? Ha!

I win a DVD?

Yes.

I reckon you could get at least one joyless tug out of this, Jonny.

Hmm,

I'll have a think. Who is supplying this prize? I'm not that bothered really - I think a new competition should be in order. Any member who signs up in the next 24 hours is entered into a DVD prize draw.

The DVD being one of Dimrill in the nude singing the hits of Barry Manilow.

THIS CANNOT FAIL!